To Barely Go where No-one of a sane disposition has gone before!!
The guild of naked astronauts has been in existence for some years now and has finally reached the guide!!!! My god I'm excited.
Many people said we were mad but look how far we have come. We are dedicated to bringing greater levels of Nakidity to astronautism everwhere but we are an organisation on our own. Hah! who needs NASA anyway the beclothed scum!!!
The Guild of Naked Astronauts Needs You! (naked)
Yes we do. Well what are you waiting for!!! Sign up for the Guild of Naked Astronauts training Program today. Applications here, only the most dedicated, serious, talented and (of course) naked space travel fans need apply. We are soon to embark on a 5 year mission to seek out new vaguely interesting things and planets of new and interesting shapes, so sign up now and live the life of excitement and adventure that is the life of a naked astronaut.
Members
CAPTAIN
Big Bad Bolshevik BobCaptain's Love-Slave
TallyCommander and Captain's Manicure Technician
Elly- full of the joys of <sneeze>Lt. Commander
Position Vacant
Lieutenant
Position Vacant
Jr. Lieutenant
Position Vacant
Training Officer
AuroraThe naked person whom mops the floor
after everyone has gone to bed and has raging party in space so that no one can hear him (might get freindly with the nice lookin woman officers onboard, so be warned all you love slaves)..
stu...keeper of groovy 60 s style musicCovert Operations And Clandestine Surveillance Cell Leader
Covert BoB
Tea Boy
Evil Zombie StriderExtremly Tastey And Nutritious (Possibly Toxic) Alien Herbal Tea Tester
Galen Chief Engineer(Aspiring to love slave status)
TooTanughT Chief engineer's love slave
Position (permanently) vacant
Guy in red whose only purpose is to die horribly as soon as we beam down
Bob Gone for good read the jornalEngine room mop girl
fluorescentEngine Room Mop Girls Love Slave
Uncle Heavy [sic]The fully clothed one(really wanted to be love slave)
I Dream of WiresVerbal Abuse Officer
Go stick your head in a pig :@)Other Positions available(apply below)
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