What is hell? Some say hell is a hot, smelly place where you go if you are a bad person during the curse of your life. This idea is mostly spread by people from Heaven (see Heaven).

Others say that hell is a hot place were you will find the prettiest girls, free drinks and cable TV. This idea is usually spread by people from Hell itself.

Others still say that Hell is here, wherever they are (most usually on summer). This idea is usually spread by most life beings.

Discussions aside, the only thing that everybody agree is that hell is hot. Not only hot, but HOT. Because of this a not very famous company sells air-conditioned coffins, saying "Enjoy hell without all that sweat!". This line of coffins became instantly famous between many politics and soccer directors.