Before you towers a dark and forbidding thirteenth-century medieval castle, complete with a moat, two turrets, fifteen guest rooms, a master suite, a library, and an indoor pool. It belongs to Soeasilyamused, Mistress of all that is Dark and Evil, Sith Lady, and loyal member of STUMPED.

What isn't obvious to the eye is that there is more to the hideaway. Underground there is a laboratory, a factory, and many other facilities for sea's personal use.

Naturally, there is also a staff of cooks, maids, butlers, drivers, and every other servant that could possibly be needed for such a place. The butler, Helmsley, has been instructed to see to the comfort of any STUMPED members who should come to call, and see to the discomfort of any CHOPPERS members who arrive.

You cross the moat via the drawbridge, and knock at the front door.