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Created: 25th November 2003
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I say, I say, I say, welcome one and all to the h2g2 FOOLS' GUILD1!



It's not toilet humour, it's err! erm! decorative porcelain!!!
A toilet with the lid shutting

Duly noted here, in The World of H2G2 - The Countryside - click this sentence

Welcome,Unknown Visitor.
Art thou a fool?.Do you wish to be a fool?, or art thou a fool already, then your are half way there. But do you YEARN to be a FOOL, HANKER to be able to act DAFT, LONG to show others your MIRTH and MERRIMENT.
Then look no further than THE FOOLS GUILD, feel free to wander its pages and to add your own personal WIT, by joining us.(see lower down)


In the meantime, have a flan custard pie or two in the face flan



Silhouette of a man cocking a snook. By Community Artist Matt.


or visit our friends in the

Assassins Guild


Guild Badges

  • Lord High Fool: jester
  • Complete Fool: silly
  • Arch Fool: somersault
  • Stupid Fool: nahnah
  • Tomfool: tongueout
  • Fool: weird
  • Sheep: sheep
  • Clown: clown
  • Juggler: footinmouth
  • Bloody Fool: rofl

Guild Motto: Dico, dico, dico.



Senior Fools

PositionFools
Lord High Fool jester Joe C
Total Fool clown jester Prof Animal Chaos(Full blown idiot 24/7)
Complete Fool silly BLT (Oblivious Fool)
Arch Fool somersault Anthea (Court Fool)
Stupid Fool nahnah Kat ('Special with a capital R' Fool)
Tomfool tongueout LittleMissFordPrefect (Strawberry Fool)

Fools-general


PositionFools
Fool weird Wonko (Wonko Fool)
Khamsin  rofl (Insane Fool)
ButtDoctor Unscrupulous (Blundering Fool)
Watermusic (Garden Fool)
Uncle Bob (Complete Fool)
AK (Dark Fool)
DupeLuckybluestar (Stupid Fool)
al_k_holic (Drunken Fool)
Master B (Gibbering Fool)
fujimar (sheep )
GullEmmily (Error Making Fool)
Terri & Yoda (Not a gooseberry)
Laudatortemporisacti (Aloof Fool)
MugginsBold Ferret (Destroyer of Tuesday Fool)
Ping (Water Fool)
Black Leopard (sheep )
Merrymoon (Foolishly Foolish Fool)
arrietty42 (Simple Fool)


From the suggestion of a Fools Guild member and a brilliant suggestion it was! In memory and deepest respects. Member Number 42 is hereby Honorary awarded to:- Douglas Noel Adams - For without Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy, there would be no H2G2/Hootoo and without Hootoo there would be no Fools Guild.

Information about Douglas Noel Adams - click this sentence


Senior Fools can also apply for a post in the Bloody Fools2 (the Guild Enforcers), who police fooldom in the constant search for tellers of unregistered jokes, lack of prescribed honking and unlicensed foolery of all kinds. They patrol the Guild buildings and other entertainment venues, providing a swift, memorable response to deal with transgressions in immediate and amusing3 ways.
If you need any help around here, from getting directions to the nearest Norwegian-controlled hovercraft port, to finding someone to provide custard pies in 20 assorted flavours in a handy carry case, go and see the sheep's roomsheep .

Or visit the :- The Lord High Fools Office
The Sheeps Room
The Most Foolish Room of All
In a Corner
Bouncy Normo Memorial Fridge.


Fools Guild badges....

LARGE


The H2G2 FOOLS GUILD
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A phone book
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"Ring Here for the Men in White Coats!"

SMALL


A H2G2 FOOLS GUILD
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Put you own member number and name


H2G2 FOOLS GUILD
˜Member No:20
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"Prof Animal Chaos"

To copy one or more badges to your own Personal Space, here’s how to do it! At the top of this page, where it gives you the serial number for this thread – ie: /h2g2/brunel/A2080054. If you click on the bar and delete the "A" and replace it with the word "TEST" .(example = test2080054), then press enter on your keyboard, this will take you in to the "edit/update" set up. There you can copy and paste to your personal space in the edit/update mode. You can them amend the name and member number to your own
and if it's a "U" number like mine "U1046172" then change the "U" and write "testuserpage".(example = testuserpage1046172), then you can "borrow" stuff from the researcher and again, copy and paste to your personal space.

1 Officially registered as ~The Fools Guild~ Joculators, Jesters, Idiots and Clowns.
2 Officially the Jolly Good Pals.
3 Well, to passers-by, anyway.


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ENTRY DATA
Written and Researched by:

Joe C (goodness me!)

Edited by:

Prof Animal Chaos. C.E.O.err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2's Fools Guild. A recipient of S.F.L & S.S.J.A.D.D. also includes S.N.A.F.U.

Referenced Entries:

The h2g2 Assassins guild
The Bouncy Normo Memorial Fridge

Referenced Researchers:

LittleMissFordPrefect * scfitu * KoRCS * PS of the ....*
Mu Beta using less than 30 cha
Emmily ~ Just Emmily for now
Dr Anthea - Ace / Artist / Assassin
Terri & Yoda, cheese box creators extraordinaire (ferrets & mandolins a speciality.)
Joe C (goodness me!)
Kat - From H2G2
W๘๑k๘
AK - fancy that!
Doc U
Captain Khamsin
BLT: Not dead - yet
Watermusic
Uncle_Bob - Back In Black
luckybluestar
Laudatortemporisacti - RIP TB Falsename, I will always love you. :'-(
Black Leopard and his troupe of Magnificent flying Pandas
al_k_holic
FUJIMAR
Prof Animal Chaos. C.E.O.err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2's Fools Guild. A recipient of S.F.L & S.S.J.A.D.D. also includes S.N.A.F.U.
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon
Jermo the Hobbit
merrymoon
arrietty42

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Information about Douglas...
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