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George W Bush

George W Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America, started his presidency in 2000 ominously after winning the closest and most controversial election in US history. 'Dubya'¹, as the president became known, took the oath in early 2001 and has rapidly become one of the most controversial presidents in recent years, but perhaps for his opponents and critics also one of the funniest. Mr President² has put his foot in his mouth publicly so often he has surpassed Prince Philip as the master of the gaffe, so much so that columnists have created a new word to describe one of his errors - a 'Bushism'.

Quoting Bushisms has now become so popular that there are websites and books dedicated entirely to them, some of which log new quotes almost every day. Most of his quotes are harmless, some are deeply funny and some have actually caused serious effects, but all have the power to make the reader or listener stop, think and perhaps laugh. It's about time we provided the gentle reader with a collection of some of his better Bushisms, but remember while reading this that the President of the United States is probably the most influential man on earth!

9/11 and all that...

As the man in charge of a nation struck by one of the most horrific terrorist atrocities the world has ever known, Bush was ideally placed to prove himself a strong and heroic leader. He could have easily become a hero of his nation and at first his popularity was sky high. However, before he could go down in history as one of his nation's greatest ever Presidents he instigated the controversial invasions of Afghanistan in October 2001 and Iraq in March 2003 which caused his popularity to slip. Bush then declared a War on Terror which has generated hundreds of speeches and subsequently many Bushisms.

Perhaps, because Bin Laden is violently opposed to Israel and the Jewish nation, Bush is right in guessing that he wouldn’t enjoy the lighting of the White House Menorah for the Jewish holiday of light. And then there was this gem - perhaps if Saddam was just frightening himself then George should have left him alone:

Makes you worry a little for our American colleagues here on h2g2 doesn't it? Especially as it seems the nation has become committed to a doomed mission - when the Today show asked the President if he thought the War on Terror was winnable he replied:

Japan 2002 – Currency Troubles and Interrupted Friendships

All very nice and friendly, but somehow Bush has managed to forget that somewhere in the middle of that century and-a-half the American nation and the Japanese nation fought a bloody little conflict called World War II. Not content with brushing over the contributions of a million servicemen, Bush went on to cause trouble with the Japanese economy.

Bush had meant to say 'the deflation issue' rather than 'the devaluation issue,' but of course, by mentioning devaluing the Japanese currency, the stock exchanges of the world went haywire. This had the obvious effect of causing the value of the Japanese Yen to tumble in Tokyo.

Tongue-tied and Twisted Just an Earthbound misfit, I

We've all done it; got up on a stage or platform to do a speech in front of an audience and ended up tongue-tied. Most of the time we can stumble on and hope we don't come out of it too embarrassed. Unfortunately for Dubya his stage is in front of six billion people and a lot of those people are hard-nosed cynical journalists ready to jump on his every mistake.

Then again perhaps things in Mr Bush's life are not quite as earthbound as it seems. It would seem that nobody has bothered to explain to him that ticket-counters are generally not known for their aerodynamic properties:

Running in the Family

We may just be being a little hard on George, as it appears that his mother Barbara Bush also has a tendency to make the odd Bushism:

And Finally...

At least Bush does appear to have a sense of humour and can laugh at himself; he even did a small comedy routine during a speech in which he quoted some of his own favourite mistakes! In the end perhaps we are being a bit mean-spirited to laugh at the man, after all we may even have simply misjudged him. It could well be that Dubya just has a deeper connection to Gaia and the lifeforces of this planet than the rest of us. After all, this eco-friendly message for universal hominid/piscine relations might just have some deeper meaning:

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¹ As in George 'W' Bush, to distinguish him from his father George 'HW' Bush, the 41st President of the USA.
² He is often accused of not being the sharpest knife in the drawer.
³ The Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.