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The Guild

The Assassins Guild.

Welcome. Welcome to the Assassins guild. We are glad that you have found your way here. Our gates are always open. Because no door may bar the path of death.

The story so far :
There has always been an Assassins guild on this spot, for as long as time has been there. Perhaps it wasn’t always this grand. This busy. This…. Thing but it has always stood here. The current guild is lead by Doctor Anthea notorious Assassin known throughout the land. And her even more infamous husband Capitan Khamsin. These two are the founders, more the former than the latter, but lets not pick straws… because even straws can be used to kill in the right hands.
As you walk through the gate to the guild you can see… if you are careful. Many young, and old Assassins training in stealth and movement even the masters must train… actually the masters are always on the lookout in case some young upstart wishes to… change who’s in charge.
You are met at the door by a servant of the guild. Who welcomes all newcomers with a glare that could cut through lead. And a warm smile… so warm in fact you never want to see it again without very good reason. Something tells you that this is no ordinary manor, these are no ordinary people. Your life will never be the same way again. And you will always be weary of shadows unless you are either too important to loose, or too foolish to know your own mortality.

Welcome to The Assassins guild.

We ask you to pick a specialisation this will be represented by the colour you are given because not all assassins get black. Black shows up if your not careful.

Red: The Inquisition – The Assassins version of military police. This group is often… avoided. Their base in the caverns under the guild… caverns which for some unknown reason look exactly like a medieval torture chamber would in your worst nightmares. Except for some reason, it also has modern torture equipment…. Of all sorts.

Black: The Assassins – The basic mercenary hit man. Skilled in weaponry and accepted in most social circles because there not seen. They can fade into almost any background, but… be warned, the sharp-sighted enemy looks for a shadow within a shadow, and black only truly blends in at midnight in a cellar. For this reason they normally work as snipers.

Green: The Reconnaissance – The scouting team. This team is almost the most important; we can’t do anything till we can scope the location. They are the best at analysing the situation. They know what can and cant be done. Not normally fighters, but they have skill enough when it’s needed. Their main job is to explore and bring back as much information as they can.

Grey: The Shadows – when close combat is the aim. You need the shadows, skilled with daggers, short swords etc. these are experts in poisons and have a natural immunity to most that comes along with the job. They work mainly in the laboratories working on the poisons, seeing what the most effective is. But when there needed they are the ones that get up close to the target, and leave little to no trace they were ever there.

Blue: The Healers – There are bound to be injuries and accidents all the time in such a place, it is the nature of the Assassin. Injuries through training and through working. The healers are kept far out of battle, this may put those more blood thirsty off of choosing this specialisation, but there is none more sought after. At the end of the day, everyone needs a medic.

Once you have chosen this, we ask you pick a weapon that you will always keep by your side. Even the medics sometimes need self-defence.


Silver: The Officers – those in charge of each other specialisation, You cannot choose this as a specialisation. This is granted to the best. And only the best of each.
 
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parts of the guild:

  • THE ASSASSINS' MAIN PAGE
  • A BRIEF HISTORY
  • THE TRAINING GROUNDS
  • THE CELLARS
  • RULES
  • A set of scales and a wedge of money

    Contracts

    The Misson Room

    Our Allies



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    ENTRY DATA
    Written and Researched by:

    T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.
    Pandora...Born Again Tart
    Z Phantom still in mourning
    EvilClaw: The Catmanthing
    Serephina..is now married!
    Martiansoup
    R195700WayneFrWpgDD#22 Agent Of ZedDragon AvengerOfGods LordOfGhost Member Of The Assassins Guild and The Great God Of Boogie!
    Winnoch2
    Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again
    [...]
    Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...
    Skenvoy ACE, IWOC, Returned to h2g2 at last!
    This spce intentionally left blank
    Apollyon - Grammar Fascist
    saint she - fly or die - angel, spy, assassin
    Danjor
    Skullock
    ScorpionPunch
    Vicki Virago. Pheloxi will be sadly missed.
    Researcher U208498
    airscotia-back by popular demand
    Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")
    His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt
    Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar)
    Colonel creachy - I like SPAM!!!
    Deadelvis - The Chamber of Sillyness
    Kate, mighty and majestic (and, quite frankly, looking for doughnuts...)
    HonestIago. SIWOTI syndrome sufferer.
    Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian
    Unconformity
    Joe C (goodness me!)
    Yanichka
    SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire)
    Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42}
    Acid Override - The Forum A1146917
    Cyzaki
    Robyn_The_Queeg
    Freelance Pitman
    Mooing Platypus (formerly known as Gaia)
    Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan)
    Baazzaar
    Laurence Dark
    Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups
    <o>: rm -rf /;
    cinnamon_spider
    Silunaka
    Wøñkø
    AK - fancy that!
    Lampost..fishes[..She says it's time to make decisions, and puts on breakfast television..]
    dusk
    Arisztid Lugosi - Walk with me in the past where there is no grief
    The Waylander
    Thorondir
    Mñêmõñë×ùš †hë Õmñîšçïêñ†
    Max Conrad
    nullspace
    James[(2^4-9)*(10-4)=42]
    Captain Khamsin
    hellohello54
    SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness
    Mrs_Danny_John_Jules
    TheDirtyVicar
    Dragon Lord back with avengence
    Leo - Somewhere
    Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again.
    Feuille
    Raffaele
    Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs
    baadmonkey - the little hand says its time to rock and roll...
    Mad - I need a holiday, very seriously...
    ginge21
    Slightly_Odd_Child99
    Lab_Mouse
    mindbits (robot, Supervisor, assasin)
    BLT: Not dead - yet
    awolf8me
    Luthiena
    Melody - Goddess, Thingite, Assassin and MotMV
    orangetrousers
    Malted Butterfly Paint
    manson_rocks - When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
    Uncle_Bob - Back In Black
    The Master Of All Things Pococse (WooHoo in Smileyism <smiley> )
    Flamestrike
    Estelendur (AKA Esty)
    Thranduilion - Lestat de Lioncourt
    Raekor: Fanatical magician and Zephyrus Seferino (Magicians guild) (6+4*0)*(0*2+7)
    nicedavid
    SumGuy the Sly
    Roxy_Biscuit_Purist
    terryterry
    Fllrbny (Leader of the B.C.W.D.T.B.C.)
    Euphraxi
    Sponge Rob Squarepants
    Heath Flowen: He who takes up the sword dies by the sword.
    _Flix_
    SHADOWMAN4251
    StormCrow (Supervisor of the Assasins Guild and Bar Manager of the One Shot-One Kill Bar and Grill.)"You're really mean with mon
    Vasta Hycor
    this bus don't stop for nobody (don't ask)
    Black Leopard and his troupe of Magnificent flying Pandas
    Zenman
    Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624
    pattichild
    Judicator Anole, Head Dragoon of the Dragon House
    dr_lector
    Lash LeRue - Whats the difference between Worthless and Priceless?
    radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features)
    The_Admiral(aka Avatar)
    MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint
    Will__Turner
    Mizzpinky *sighs* here we go again
    Coren_Parr
    Coren and Garrett
    Shady_
    invisiblespace_rat
    mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing
    Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-
    chiz65_
    mcgaxs
    Walrus (Tamaire) => Back in the USSR
    Starphish
    Rockillidan
    Lavahna -- Princess of Perfect Pitch
    farlock -master of morphing
    MadHank (Master of Forgeting, and Returning Awesome guy)
    tomboy007
    AFGNCAAP (or, by popular demand, Afgahn Cap")
    GreyPanther4251
    Swizzles-Joe
    Emeraled
    cinthorc
    the bishop
    Enviable_Lady_Grey
    merrymoon
    neongreencat
    ALPHA-MALE
    someoneatemycat
    BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf
    LeviPuma - Grand Inquisitor of inquisitness ness or something
    7
    tricky_serb
    ismurderbad
    Commander Thanaris Thamian Meridian
    Athena the Wise
    teri_whoo_77 *Goddess of Whoo* American Ambassador to the Council of Thing (Slightly Odd, Mostly Mellow, Rather Risque)
    Thorn
    Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!
    Tom tamer of the lion
    zaphob, the smallest of your problems
    Angussporran- A barbarian from Pictavia, a werecat, an assassin and a zombie hunter. What a busy lfe I lead.
    .::Dr. Harley Quinn::. PhD, TlC, ThC, LsD

    Edited by:

    Dr Anthea - Ace / Artist / Assassin

    Referenced Entries:

    The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
    The Terranic Army
    The H2G2 Spy Society
    h2g2 Society of Time Travellers
    h2g2 Guild of Bounty Hunters
    The Tenlos Syndicate
    The Thieves Guild
    Masters of the Multi-verse!
    The h2g2 Fools' Guild
    The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
    The League of H2G2
    Clique Main offices

    Referenced Researchers:

    Evil Army of H2G2
    Assassins' Guild Council



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