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DramaComedyDocumentaryAnimationExperimentalMusic
Free Speech
Ben and Chris Blaine
average rating from 32 members 
       
comedy | 2004 | South East | 5 min
Published 23 Jan 08
Dirty water, dirty minds...
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contains strong language, adult themes and nudity
synopsis
Bath-time dirty-talk goes tits-up. Starring Danny Dyer.
short fact
"Well though it’s a silly little film it came out of heartbreak. It didn’t happen like it does in the film but I think there’s definitely an extent to which it was partly a bitter coping mechanism."
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crew
  • director Ben and Chris Blaine
  • writer Ben and Chris Blaine
  • producer Barrington Paul Robinson
  • editor Ben and Chris Blaine
  • director of photography Oliver Russell
cast
  • Mark Danny Dyer
  • Sue Jacqueline Oceane
© 2004 Ben and Chris Blaine

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comment by Arthur  Landon
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posted May 22, 2008

I loved this... so simple, and true!

comment by Trevor  Varley
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posted Apr 3, 2008

Well acted but a little predictable.

comment by Daniel  Baird
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posted Mar 22, 2008

Oh dear. Lord knows I've been there. I think this is the curse of men. We need to hear all the kinky details but at the same time when we do, we don't like it.

comment by Iker  Compean
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posted Mar 21, 2008

You captured the tension brilliantly!! The ending is perfect timing!

comment by llamaroutemaster
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posted Jan 30, 2008

oh dear when will we learn, simple good laugh

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BBC New Talent - this film was shortlisted for the 2007 BBC New Filmmakers Award.

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