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DramaComedyDocumentaryAnimationExperimentalMusic
Brand Spanking
John-Paul Harney
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animation | 2004 | London | 10 min
Published 31 Jul 06
A struggling comprehensive school gets a make-over courtesy of the private sector.
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synopsis
The first day of a new term and the local school reopens with a flourish of ribbons and some swanky new equipment all paid for by three generous companies. Everything seems wonderful, swanky new equipment for the pupils, even the teachers can take it easy with their lesson plans all taken care of. But do these companies have the best interests of the schoolchildren deep within their hearts? One boy suspects this is not all philanthropic gesture.
short fact
"The idea stemmed from the concept of bad education, how children tend to be vocationally trained rather than imbued with the wonder of learning. But it began to look like an attack on the poor sods who have to teach an over-inflated curriculum to over-inflated class sizes. So my producer and I searched around for other influences on the school system, and there ain't no one going to feel sorry for a poor, starving, multinational corporation hell bent on getting their claws into nice young impressionable minds.
I originally intended to make a 5 minute film. This went up to 27 minutes in the animatic stage. A brief panic and a rather large machete taken to the script managed to get it back down to a far more reasonable 10 minutes."
crew
  • director John-Paul Harney
  • writer John-Paul Harney & Neil Jaworski
  • producer Neil Jaworski
  • editor Peter Lambert
  • sound David Hunt
  • production designer Lisa Hall
  • composer Angus Havers
  • cast
    • voices Floella Benjamin
    • Mariella Frostrup
    • Mark Lawson
    • Andrew Marr
    • Prunella Scales
    festivals, awards and screenings include:
  • Anima Mundi – 3rd Prize/Best First Animation
  • Edinburgh International Film Festival - The McLaren Animation Award for New British Animation (Joint winner)
  • Royal Television Society Student Television Awards – Best Animation
  • British Independent Film Awards – Nominated for Best British Short
  • Animex International Festival of Animation - Best 3d Animation runner up
  • European Festival of Film Schools, Bologna – Special Mention
  • Dinard British Film Festival - Best Student Film
  • International Student Festival of Film Art Bulgaria - Best Animation Award
  • Bradford Animation Festival - Best Film, Non Professional Category
  • NAHEMI, Brief Encounters UK 2004
  • Serious About Shorts : Best of 2004 Edinburgh Film Festival, Curzon Cinema Soho, 2004
  • format
    digital
    © 2004 National Film and Television School

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    comment by LISA  BLACKWOOD
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    posted Apr 8, 2009

    John Paul Harney? JP ? We were on the same art degree course. Im trying to find out how everyne did. You Biog was quite funny. Have not seen the animation yet,but it doesnt surprise me that you went into animation. Looking forward to having a look at the film. The last thing I remember of you was th red chequer floors on your digital artwork. (I understood the work was more than that). Do you know that apart from Gerda Roper, you are the easiest person off that art course to find on the net? You wont remember me I expect. But its nice you are doing creative and being successful at it. Waitng for your full length feature film to come out, when is that going to be? (Page 7 of degree show booklt). Brilliant. Nice to see you doing well.

    comment by Michael  Whalley
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    posted Jun 23, 2008

    awsome animation! Ive started a film night at my friends bar in lancashire and im looking for good shorts to play at the night.

    i was wondering if theres any chance you could email me so we could have a chat about playing some of your stuff.

    a reply would be greatly appreciated even if your not interested. Thanks.

    wheres-whalley@hotmail.co.uk

    comment by John  Anon
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    posted Jun 14, 2007

    Enjoyed this, cheers.

    comment by Account Cancelled -  New User with former account
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    posted Apr 22, 2007

    Some of the subjects I find interesting in my studies - globalization, media effects and film - all in one. Fantastic.

    comment by Peter  Stylianou
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    posted Nov 3, 2006

    That was great! Well done.

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