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Rob's Works Xmas Do.

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Message 1 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

As the weather was so foul I thought I would come home early and organise the works party..

Then I hit a problem.

Being self employed and working on my own......gonna be a bit quiet ain't it?

Anyone fancy coming?

Jonah not invited!
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Message 2 - posted by Tettie-Hat, Dec 5, 2007

My works Xmas doo is much the same as yours - the only difference is, I have employee's - they just don't want to socialise with me <laugh>

Its tough at the top <laugh> <laugh>

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Message 3 - posted by AlanAmp, Dec 5, 2007

Listen there has been no Zeppelin pilots for nearly seventy years .Stop trying to kid us .
As the weather was so foul I thought I would come home early and organize the works party..

Then I hit a problem.

Being self employed and working on my own......gonna be a bit quiet ain't it?

Anyone fancy coming?

Jonah not invited!

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Message 4 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

You ain't coming then?...............

whispers........thank God.

Listen there has been no Zeppelin pilots for nearly seventy years .Stop trying to kid us .
As the weather was so foul I thought I would come home early and organize the works party..

Then I hit a problem.

Being self employed and working on my own......gonna be a bit quiet ain't it?

Anyone fancy coming?

Jonah not invited!

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Message 5 - posted by Norant, Dec 5, 2007

As the weather was so foul I thought I would come home early and organise the works party..

Then I hit a problem.

Being self employed and working on my own......gonna be a bit quiet ain't it?

Anyone fancy coming?

Jonah not invited!

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Here Rob.


I can kind of guess that you know how to pull a cracker because you will be wed soon.

But before jaqus came along on these here boards,did you never pull your own cracker?

So whilst you are alone at youre works party,whip out your cracker and give it a good pull.


And for that occasion jonah should definatley NOT be invited<laugh>


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Message 6 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

<laugh><laugh>


So whilst you are alone at youre works party,whip out your cracker and give it a good pull.

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Norant, you really are a big...............................................................................................................................................................................................................Cracker.

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Message 7 - posted by quiteLeezaD, Dec 5, 2007

Did someone say Led Zeppelin were playing? If so I will definitely come as I missed out on the lottery. I'll bring a Party 7.
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Message 8 - posted by AlanAmp, Dec 5, 2007

The last time I was invited to one of Robs parties . You got charged admittance at the door . And you had to take your own booze and sannies .Even his wind up record player had broke. He entertained us with a paper and comb.
And the party hats were old wilt shire newspapers some with chips still sticking to them. What an absolute washout ! Crikey even the leccy was cut off and the house was lit with some candles and bulrushes that wilt shire country folk still use. Wont mention the lavatory at the end of the garden. Tripped over a hedgehog in the dark I did.
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Message 9 - posted by U4357578, Dec 5, 2007


Being self employed and working on my own......


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<laugh> Rob, on his own, with all his mates gathered around....
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Message 10 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

Better than being surrounded by the dregs of the earth.

Rob, on his own, with all his mates gathered around....

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Most of which need to be put down anyway.


You turkey!
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Message 11 - posted by U4357578, Dec 5, 2007

That's 'turnkey' Rob.

You're the turkey.
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Message 12 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

Turnkey?.........you must be really old!
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Message 13 - posted by U4357578, Dec 5, 2007

Ahaha! Not as old as you Rob...

What are you, 58? I didn't join the army until 1979 and that was as a junior. You'd done a dozen tours of NI* by then.

*Fixing landrovers<laugh>

Turkey.

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Message 14 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

You have the age wrong.

Fixing Landrovers? ......of course, and every other vehicle that the military had at the time.

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Message 15 - posted by AlanAmp, Dec 5, 2007

More like propping up the bar in the Naffi <biggrin>
You have the age wrong.

Fixing Landrovers? ......of course, and every other vehicle that the military had at the time.


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Message 16 - posted by U4357578, Dec 5, 2007

You have the age wrong.



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That's not important old feller. The fact remains that you're older than me. Old sausage<laugh>

So, you were an A mech REME Sgt. Good shout. No really. I admire people that can use a spanner.
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Message 17 - posted by AlanAmp, Dec 5, 2007

Just think Rob was the Sgt. Bilko of the REME<biggrin>
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Message 18 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

CW............did a fair bit of that and why not?
More like propping up the bar in the Naffi <biggrin>
You have the age wrong.

Fixing Landrovers? ......of course, and every other vehicle that the military had at the time.


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By the way it is NAAFI
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Message 19 - posted by Rob, Dec 5, 2007

Old Sausage.........Silly Sausage?

Girly talk.
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Message 20 - posted by U4357578, Dec 5, 2007

More like propping up the bar in the Naffi <biggrin>




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Amp, it was only naff(i) when Sgt Rob was in there.
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