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Chris Paddell member since: tuesday 06 april 04
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The Gospel According to A Christian Sinner
Or how I amuse myself at work

Welcome to my attempt at a parody of the bible. It's supposed to be my personal space but I don't blog a whole deal, and at the moment I don't do much to be honest. Though I am getting the hang of this code thing

Reverand Teddy
Reverand Teddy, my PA
The Bible - the New Revised Standard Bing Crosby Edition
Translated from the pig latin by Christian Paddell
Book One - Genesis

Should probably be called Genitals as its full of rude bits

Starts with Genesis Chapter 1 - small beginnings

About Me
I've only been 'in print' once before, a letter to the Guardian criticising them for stereotyping Radio 4 listeners. I got a little cartoon too. I was quite proud. I'm not fully sure what I'm doing here yet, I'm waiting for a 'sign' or something similar. I like cats and chicken, though I only eat the latter. I'm trying to write a parody of the Bible, I have no idea how far I'll get, it starts here A2499753 - feedback/errata welcome
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Ow!

I just stubbed my little toe on my writers block. And it hurts. Did God have such trouble writing the Bible? I guess not he had our idiocy to keep him amused and inspired. Lucky get, what a show, forget the Divine Comedy its the Human Comedy that you want to be watching.

Ow, I think my little toesie might be broken...

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