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Glastonbury 02004
by: llamarama  02 july 04
rating: rating of 5

Squelchy Frolics
Being in a hideously narky mood (as is traditional) on arrival with heavy bags, trying to find a place to pitch up, tripping over some rope which was tying 2 tents together, flying through the air, landing flat on my face and crushed by my rucksack, and screaming ‘for F*CK'S SAKE, who ties bloody tents together?!’ – cue lots of previously happy campers, sitting in their roped off palaces, staring guiltily at the ground. Um, hi everyone, welcome to Glastonbury, my name's llama and I've come to spread some good vibes!

High on Real Coffee, too excited to sit down, watching mentalist Ralph Myerz & The Jack Herren Band blasting out twinkly Norwegian electro-space-funk from the Pyramid Stage, jumping about with rosy cheeks and…oh my god, separated at birth! He’s Avid Merrion!

Feeling all smiley and at one with the world

Blue States with va va voom guitars like a lovely breeze

Giant seagulls shuffling about in the theatre field

A brief and vague encounter with iyers at the Cider Bus, interrupted by riotous commencement of TBF (copyright bedlam)

A torrential shower, a double rainbow, then a beautiful clear sky on Sunday evening

Almost fainting during The Bees’ A Minha Menina. Very weird.

Early misty morning walks around the green fields and Vague Lostness with a cup of tea before my tent-mates had woken up

Bumping into someone I hadn't seen in 10 years

The ever-changing peculiar statements on the giant fuzzy-felt board, like some kind of sunsetbeach weblog extravaganza

Lucky Jim bringing back chilled holiday memories

Excitable bouncy family meet-ups

The mysterious powers of ‘Jazz World Cigarettes’

Watching the mighty Orbital meltdown from the hill

Chatting to some nice people from London Greenpeace

Tough looking baseball-capped lads sheltering from the rain in the acoustic tent ending up gazing tongue-on-the-floor at fey Irish Timotei folkstress Cara Dillon.

Delicious Hot Goldie Lookin’ Cheesy Melted Chain confusion

Basement Jaxx in full-on party mode

Intriguing clay figures in the alternative Gormley Glastonbury ‘Field’.

General text messaging overload and chaos

Sunday morning at a hazy, smoky stone circle, quietly contemplating the life of grandma llama

Blissful sunshine, a paper and pint, and the discovery of jangly Liverpudlians The Stands

Amusing Feargal Sharkey-related banter

The magical movement that is capoeira

Watching fireworks, feeling totally alone amongst thousands

Adrian Sherwood on top spacey dub-tastic form

Selling a rubbish joke to the second hand joke stall (what’s brown and sticky? a stick! yeah alright...) and winning an even worse one in return

Smoky fires, distant cheers and jeers, cidery haze and bedlam looking increasingly confused and pulling his hat further and further down as darkness descended on the stone circle, before being ‘rescued’ by AsomAtous

Making up the story to Ride of the Valkyries cos we couldn’t read the subtitles. A bunch of wailing Goths, some helmet-clad brickies, a frowning scary lady, a bare-footed, fur-coated bird who kept getting her puppies out and a Ricky Gervais lookalike with a big stick. Fear the stick! FEAR IT!

A running commentary on the very interesting changing consistency of the mud (play-dough, chocolate mousse, cake-mix, gravy...)

Damien Rice playing The Blower’s Daughter, Radiohead’s Creep, then Cannonball, and being completely reduced to tears.

Synchronised dancing in the mud and sunshine with hot brandy cider to James Brown. Man, he got the fonk!

Monday 1am piano, sax, cymbal and kazoo-based singalong knees-up at Henry Beards cafe.

A theramin duet rendition of ‘Over The Rainbow’. You don’t get more Glastonbury than that.

Right, well that’s another year over with, then…
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