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And lo great kings with silly names did all fall upon each other in the slimepits of Siddim, especially the King of Sodom and the King of Gomorrah who were always up for a good mudwrestle in a slimepit.
And someone indiscernible but shortsighted, kidnapped Lot, Abraham's nephew, who was one of the Sodomites, and also stole a load of cucumbers and dried prunes and Lot's fine collection of dresses too. And Abraham did rescue his brother (the Sodomite) using 318 servants trained in the arts of feng shui and other forms of domestic violence. And so too were the cucumbers liberated though of the prunes none didst hear a peep. And Abraham did return the cucumbers, which were spoiling a little now, to the King of Sodom who did declare "What a man, what a mighty good man. Feel free to help yourself to my family jewels" And Abraham did reply "I will not sew a stitch lest I get a blister upon my pretty little hands...???...Money's no object but a couple of cucumber sarnies would sure cheer us up" And before the feast, as was customary in Soddom, the King was given a large portion by all those present. And so it came to pass that cucumbers where feasted upon by the sons of Adam. A2505359 <Prev ~ Next> A2506538
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