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Genesis Ch 13 - abe and lottie pitch their tents
by: Chris Paddell  Thursday 08 April 2004
And so it came to pass that Abraham and Lot hung out together, but soon Abraham's wife noticed that the beautiful dresses gifted her by the Pharoah of Egypt were disappearing one by one. And mighty accusations flew about. And it cam to pass that Abraham's homies did fall out big style with Lot's crew and pretty soon, to stop the jam from getting sticky, Abraham did say "Yo, you stick to that half of the neighbourhood and I'll take this".

And Lot did agree for he never liked fighting very much preferring cookery and the making of children's clothes. And Lot's crew did begin the wearing of red bandanas and diamante earstuds whilst the men of Abraham did stand tall and mighty with no bling save the respect of the streets.

And so Abraham went to the land of Canaan while Lot pitched his tent firmly toward the men of Sodom.

And Sarah's dresses ceased to drop in number and behold there was much laughter in the camp of Abraham and not a little tittering in the camp of of Lot.

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