Comments for en-gb 30 Sat 12 Jul 2014 03:54:47 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at RxKaren Have just caught the iPM podcast. I cannot believe you landed the lovely Corrie with that dreadful joke.I'm really sorry Corrie - I'd never have shared it if I thought they were going to do that with it... Sun 21 Dec 2008 11:32:30 GMT+1 The Stainless Steel Cat Charlie (29):I love it!Q: "Now pay attention 007... Front and rear battering rams for clearing double-parked transit vans, gas for subduing drunken, late-night passengers, fold-down luxury king-sized bed for breaks at the terminus and whatever you do, don't press *this* button. It releases a section of the upper deck, catapulting the Inspector half-way to the garage. Wheesht!"007: "You're joking!"Q: "I never joke about public transport 007."M: "Why 'aven't you got that bus out yet? I 'ate you Bond!" Fri 19 Dec 2008 14:34:01 GMT+1 Big Sister Or berryberry, perhaps, Karen? ;) Fri 19 Dec 2008 13:54:30 GMT+1 RxKaren Have just been asked whether it's possible to catch anything from a Christmas decoration by a member of the public. My technician helpfully responded "Yes, tinselitis." Fri 19 Dec 2008 13:39:44 GMT+1 Big Sister Charlie: His defence was that he was a child wonder.I'm not so sure about that. Fri 19 Dec 2008 13:08:25 GMT+1 jonnie I felt sure that the link went to Fiona Philips and not to Durdle Door?It is beautiful though.I often take an amble across that way - from certain angles it looks like artists impressions of a Stegasaurus paddling out to sea? Fri 19 Dec 2008 12:53:41 GMT+1 Charlie Big Sis @ 02In defence of your husband, perhaps he was letting you know he's a talented actor..? Fri 19 Dec 2008 12:35:21 GMT+1 Charlie Oh and my faith in "Congestion Charges" leading to improved and speedier public transport has been restored..."Aston Martin designs Routemaster" Fri 19 Dec 2008 12:29:47 GMT+1 DI_Wyman what's been happening with YOU....I bought Mrs DiY's Christmas presents. Fri 19 Dec 2008 12:27:39 GMT+1 Charlie My faith in the fundamental goodness of human nature has been re-inforced today!"Man's £5 debt repaid 39 years on" Fri 19 Dec 2008 12:24:56 GMT+1 David_McNickle BS 17, Everybody wins in a Mummers play, even though several of us get killed. A doctor cures us. (Obviously, not available on the NHS.) Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:58:27 GMT+1 U13717586 I would have nominated DMcN.But if he ever got the idea his jokes were genuinely funny, there'd be no end to them. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:47:48 GMT+1 U13717586 My news, I nominated someone for an iPM 2008 award.Who?Why, Jonnie, by a street and a half, for providing a link to Durdle Door, the most beautiful spot I know (now). Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:45:56 GMT+1 David_McNickle pmL 20, And nuns go around in pairs so that one nun sees that the other nun gets none. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:44:42 GMT+1 U13717586 21I knew I shouldn't have told my brother my pass word. And I've no idea how to change it. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:41:47 GMT+1 U13717586 Why do they put on really serious news programmes at 12.00 on Channel 4 and at 1.00 on... well...., the World at One, when it's just clowns like us at home?And what sounds increasingly like Children's Hour at 5.00 on Radio 4 when the seriously grown up are about? Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:40:42 GMT+1 U13717586 16.You know that You can kiss a nun once,You can kiss a nun twiceBut you must never get into the habit.Similarly, never try to collar Harry Hill. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:33:24 GMT+1 U13717586 David Cameron will tell us whom our children owe all that accumulated debt to (turn to page....) Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:29:51 GMT+1 David_McNickle pmL 10, Nina Foch is dead. As is Nora Batty. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:29:18 GMT+1 Big Sister David (14) Who won? Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:28:00 GMT+1 David_McNickle pmL 12, We obviously need a FIIIIIGHT! Where is Harry Hill? Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:27:46 GMT+1 U13717586 Gordon Brown says he is worried about oil price volatility, with oil down by 2/3 of a year ago.This man oozes electoral sensitivity and nounce. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:26:26 GMT+1 David_McNickle BS 2, I played the Turkish Knight in the St Albans Mummers. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:26:22 GMT+1 jonnie Re: # 3Not today - too many people in and out - though I may try a pair of high heels later on.Re BigSis :- Yes I shouldn't watch the rubbish really. However, if you did watch the montage did you see the little extract of Heather Mills McCartney!Oh the irony of it all ;-) Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:17:33 GMT+1 U13717586 David Nickle says he thought he was head grump. Chris Ghoti says he isn't. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:17:22 GMT+1 U13717586 Big Sis's cookies are disabled, she has accused her husband of lying about his age and she has a chest infection that may or may not be viral. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:16:13 GMT+1 U13717586 Mark Felt is dead, too Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:14:23 GMT+1 U13717586 Owners of FTSE quoted stock:The prices of your worthless bits of paper are converging rapidly to their true value.The game is up. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:10:03 GMT+1 U13717586 O'Brien Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:07:10 GMT+1 U13717586 Conor Cruise O'Brian is dead. Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:06:31 GMT+1 Mrs Effingham PM Eddie - I'm now on my way to Tallahassee. A merry christmas and a happy new year to everyone. See you on the ice in 2009. :0) Fri 19 Dec 2008 11:06:01 GMT+1 U13717586 3Dragged. Fri 19 Dec 2008 10:46:29 GMT+1 Big Sister Jonnie, you really must stop watching daytime TV ;o) Fri 19 Dec 2008 10:30:46 GMT+1 jonnie Woke up, got outta bed, pulled a comb across my head. --Now I don't often get very emotional but have just seen the last few moments of Fiona Philips as she left GMTV for the last time. was never a favourite presenter but it does appear she was the same on and off screen which is a rare quality. Fri 19 Dec 2008 10:25:35 GMT+1 Big Sister My husband told me he once played Valerie Singleton and Pete Murray in a mixed doubles match.I replied that he must, therefore, be lying to me about his age. He blushed. Fri 19 Dec 2008 10:19:53 GMT+1 redsmas It will be very late very soon Fri 19 Dec 2008 10:17:09 GMT+1