Comments for en-gb 30 Fri 29 May 2015 11:08:43 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at U13643995 You should be HERE. Tue 21 Oct 2008 15:11:41 GMT+1 U13643995 Fifi - You're on the wrong beach - the tide came in here last Friday! Tue 21 Oct 2008 15:09:04 GMT+1 Izzy_Tme Feefs, you're right - someone's stolen our beach.....Stop thief! Tue 21 Oct 2008 15:08:44 GMT+1 Fifi Is some of this beach missing? * looks around, puzzled * Tue 21 Oct 2008 14:58:45 GMT+1 DI_Wyman morning peeps, don't know if this Beach is going to stay, but either way it is a Very Bappy Hirthday to Aperitif.Have a good one.Tea and toast anyone? Fri 17 Oct 2008 06:27:55 GMT+1 Fifi * Takes long hard look at self *Noodle (241) ... that sounds like a perfect description of Fifi!* blushes * Thu 16 Oct 2008 21:16:35 GMT+1 Gillianian Thanks n-n. Tomatoes on toast - that'll do for me ;o) Thu 16 Oct 2008 20:08:13 GMT+1 andycroak ... and its vintage rioja too! Thu 16 Oct 2008 19:19:28 GMT+1 Izzy_Tme ......guess what's just washed up, n-n? Thu 16 Oct 2008 18:51:24 GMT+1 nikki noodle anyone peckish tonight?! or is it just me?!!I have found some sundried tomatos, black olives, a hunk of fresh bread, a jar of olive oil and a slab of feta cheese, all wrapped in this waterproof-oilskin.Now, *that* must be fate, shurely?!!!All i need now, is a washed-up old wineskin.....n-nxx Thu 16 Oct 2008 18:44:36 GMT+1 Big Sister 234: It may be cheap, but it's very tasty. Thank you. Thu 16 Oct 2008 17:16:39 GMT+1 Fifi Horse, I'm relieved you failed to take the umbrage I was dangling in front of your withers. The withering look was enough for me.Thankfully, most of us can be relied on not to take anything too seriously on the beach...(yes that was a HINT!!! to those who do) Thu 16 Oct 2008 17:14:37 GMT+1 Fifi If ever there was a time to declare Pimms O'clock, now is that moment.Garlic petulants and lightly salted peeves in dishes on the bar, help yourselves. Sorry about the cling film over the bowls, but there was sand flying everywhere and there's nothing worse than grit in yer peeves. ;o) Thu 16 Oct 2008 17:13:07 GMT+1 U10783173 DMcN (236) - Gerraway! Really? Thu 16 Oct 2008 17:08:48 GMT+1 David_McNickle TIH 220, Computer says, "Yes.""Ain't no.." means there is. Thu 16 Oct 2008 16:51:51 GMT+1 RxKaren DIY (208) How are you today? Have you got over the amoxicillin?? Thu 16 Oct 2008 16:25:41 GMT+1 David_McNickle BS 233, As Al Jolson said..... Time for a glass of Bulgarian cabernet. Cheap stuff from a box. Thu 16 Oct 2008 16:16:34 GMT+1 Big Sister Oooh-er, I'm off to Fido's Run. There's too much tension in the air. Thu 16 Oct 2008 16:00:47 GMT+1 David_McNickle Gillianian 230, Make that David as we haven't been formally introduced. Thu 16 Oct 2008 15:54:32 GMT+1 U10783173 Gillianian (230) - I orginally thought of being miffed but I save that for certain Spanish islands. Thu 16 Oct 2008 15:53:34 GMT+1 Gillianian Frances O (225) Got any petulance to go with that umbrage? Or a bag of peevishness?Dave (229) If you're going to stamp your feet would you mind moving away from the hammocks, please? The sand's going in my eyes. Thu 16 Oct 2008 15:43:44 GMT+1 David_McNickle ff 221, etc, Just to show you what a nice guy I am, I have taken my complaint right to Eddie and the PMfeedback by email. Thu 16 Oct 2008 15:27:49 GMT+1 Big Sister 20 pence worth? That'll cost you forty pounds, kind sir ;o) Thu 16 Oct 2008 14:03:01 GMT+1 U10783173 Big Sis - Two pounds for a penny, eh? Sounds like a good Icelandic Bank investment. I'll have 20 pence worth. Thu 16 Oct 2008 13:37:24 GMT+1 Big Sister "Who will buy my lovely umbrage,Two pounds for a penny?" Thu 16 Oct 2008 13:26:41 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Umbrage! Getcher luverly umbrage 'ere! Ownly a pahnd a bunch! Umbrage![Prof Higgins voice]: Oh, not again Thu 16 Oct 2008 13:21:58 GMT+1 Big Sister After reading Eddie's newsletter, I felt it was time for S E Xon the Beach Thu 16 Oct 2008 13:15:38 GMT+1 U10783173 Fifi - I have decided not to take umbrage at last remark! But I am going to take a canter in the surf. Thu 16 Oct 2008 11:54:13 GMT+1 Fifi I'll just mention here that I have no difficulty telling McNickle and McTickle apart.Also that there would be no confusion between our own dear occasional equine and an 'intelligent' one.;o) Thu 16 Oct 2008 11:50:39 GMT+1 U13521663 This post has been Removed Thu 16 Oct 2008 11:32:20 GMT+1 U10783173 There ain't no such thing as a computer error. Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:51:35 GMT+1 David_McNickle TIH 218, But I could call myself The Intelligent Horse to annoy you. The thing on the other forum was a computer error. Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:47:18 GMT+1 U10783173 DMcN (217) - That's why invented monikers are probably more useful than real names - less chance of inadvertent confusion and easier to detect deliberate personation. Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:36:48 GMT+1 David_McNickle FF 216, Now you know how I feel about one D_McT, but I usually use FF for you and ff for Fifi. Or for fast forward.Odd thing, I was looking at a post on A N Other forum, also BBC related (yes, there are others), and somebody referred to a post with my name on it (yes, the same as I use here, but without the _ ) and I didn't send it. He noticed it too. Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:31:24 GMT+1 Fearless Fred David (210, 214, and 215) Can I ask you not to use ff when talking to Fifi? It's just that it's usually used when replying to me, so I got a little confused to see you replying to something I hadn't written. :-) Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:24:01 GMT+1 David_McNickle ff 211, I see his/hers has now also been referred. Time for coffee....with a stiff shot of Calvados. Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:20:33 GMT+1 David_McNickle ff 211, As you might have noticed, I posted on the thread about 'art' after being away for several day and up pops D_McT to reply after also being away. I complained and my post was referred while his/hers remains. You don't know how bl**dy annoying that can be. Thu 16 Oct 2008 10:18:37 GMT+1 Fifi (That's the one about Fido's Run. The one about our friend McTickle stands prouder than ever. Think I might erect a small podium for it in fact.) Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:52:57 GMT+1 Big Sister We use Fido's Run to get away from the smell of sprouts and chips. Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:52:36 GMT+1 Fifi * hides behind palm tree * OK, OK, I withdraw my nefarious suggestion!!! Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:51:46 GMT+1 David_McNickle ff 193, You bet, and I knew a Fifi Fofum. Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:41:33 GMT+1 Big Sister If it's a choice between scrumpy and champagne, I'll chose the latter. I like scrumpy, but it gives megahangovers, while champers is kinder. Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:39:14 GMT+1 DI_Wyman Big Sis (204) and some Scrumpy Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:35:22 GMT+1 U10783173 I've been cantering along Fido's Run for ages. The dogs don't seem to mind.I used to get the odd glimpse of a Silver Fox, but I haven't seen him lately. Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:29:01 GMT+1 Big Sister Excuse ME, Feefs! Fido's Run has not lain unused at all. After Dafydd's demise (he was a regular user of the canine beach) Monty took over, and I'm amazed you haven't seen all the holes he's been digging there. I'm sure, too, I've spotted other dogs there, including Rupert (the dog, not 'he of the gorgeous legs'). Unbroken sand? Not when Monty's there! And please, no makeovers! Thu 16 Oct 2008 09:03:02 GMT+1 Fifi To celebrate the start of the Pet-Sitting Pentathlon, here in the sunny East Midlands, I would like to invite nominations for the official re-opening of Fido`s Run. The glorious stretch of unbroken sand has lain unused for months now, after RobbieJohnDo got in intermittent touch with his inner equine.My own suggestion for who to cut the dalmatian-spotted ribbon is of course John Noakes. If Eric isn`t available or his agent thinks it`s infra dig to do anything in public involving scissors rather than a golden you-know-what*.* joystick! I meant golden joystick!! Thu 16 Oct 2008 08:50:45 GMT+1 Big Sister I think we need to keep at least one bottle of champers in the chiller for His Nibs so that he knows he can nip down to the Beach when the going gets tough. Thu 16 Oct 2008 08:41:46 GMT+1 DI_Wyman morning peeps.tea, coffee and toast anyone? Thu 16 Oct 2008 07:36:51 GMT+1 nikki noodle Please, dear Lord, let no-one allow Eric to get near to the camp fire - he'll only go and kick that too...especially if it's just after lunch. Wed 15 Oct 2008 20:40:26 GMT+1 annasee Actually Eddie, I think they might be about to ban lunch too. "Not appropriate to be seen eating in the current financial climate" probably. Anyway, won't you be too busy to eat lunch, dealing with that overflowing in-tray after your extended absence? Nice to see you back. If indeed you ARE back. That is to say - if you're still back tomorrow, having been briefly back today... Don't tire yourself out now! Wed 15 Oct 2008 20:32:25 GMT+1 Fifi Frances (200): I used to have a soft spot for a lad fae Turriff.* looks dreamily into middle distance. . . * Wed 15 Oct 2008 20:26:19 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Fifi, I'm worried. They start talking about lilt. You say haggis. Now I like haggis. Esp Mc$w33n's. But not to drink.May I suggest, instead:Liltin' adie, toorin adie,Liltin' adie, toorin ae,Liltin' lowrin, lowrin, lowrin.The Barnyards o' Delgaty.(btw 1: I know some sing lintin' adie; but that was the one I heard first)(btw 2: I saw a version on the net which cam in by Tara market. Now that's a whole nother place fae Turriff)Disclaimer:This post has no responsibility for the taste, savour or ingredients of adie*, toorin or lowrin. In addition, any savour, flavour, taste, ingredient, whiff, sludge or other output of the Barnyards o' Delgaty are solely the property of the Barnyards o' Delgaty.* particularly any admirable adie or adies employed now or formerly by the BBC. Wed 15 Oct 2008 19:27:28 GMT+1 Perky I bet they let you drink champagne at your foreign radio station, Eddie - didn't they?If it'll take a supply of champagne to make you stay, I'm sure we can rustle some up ;) Wed 15 Oct 2008 19:20:49 GMT+1 Fifi Perhaps you can smuggle in some premixed Asp Nibbles ... ? Wed 15 Oct 2008 19:15:31 GMT+1 Big Sister At least they haven't banned quadlattes ;o) Wed 15 Oct 2008 17:42:11 GMT+1 eddiemair I saw that in Private Eye too. It's going to ruin lunch. Wed 15 Oct 2008 17:33:01 GMT+1 DI_Wyman This post has been Removed Wed 15 Oct 2008 17:08:00 GMT+1 Fifi David (192) hasn't it occurred to you that that might be his real name? And that you might be causing a good deal of hurt by your comments?And before you snort derisively at the idea... I used to know a Fiona McTickle. Wed 15 Oct 2008 16:25:45 GMT+1 David_McNickle If D McT reappears after I post this, you will really know what a troll is. He/she disappeared when I did. Incidentally, I complain every time he/she posts. Wed 15 Oct 2008 16:21:11 GMT+1 Fearless Fred What about wax cylinders, Andycr? Wed 15 Oct 2008 16:17:51 GMT+1 U10783173 gossipmistress (188) - That suddenly makes the haggis flavour appealing! Wed 15 Oct 2008 14:17:39 GMT+1 andycroak Or platters then Feefs? Wed 15 Oct 2008 13:58:55 GMT+1 gossipmistress TIH (177) Sporran? Wed 15 Oct 2008 13:50:38 GMT+1 annasee Just got the latest Private Eye. It says the BBC has forbidden the use of champagne. "Not appropriate in the current climate" or something. I think we might have solved the mystery of Eddie's absence. Simple equation : No champagne = No Eddie.A nice cup of Earl Grey tea = Carolyn still turns up for PM(Sorry if I've mis-read your tastes there, Miss Quinn, but I just feel it goes with the cashmere cardigans. I'd be shocked if you were a beer drinker.) Wed 15 Oct 2008 13:14:26 GMT+1 Fifi Just heard on one of those sponsor's clips at the end of the lunchtime Weather bulletin:"Protection from those nice people at the X and Y building society."Didn't realise they were that much of a threat! Wed 15 Oct 2008 13:03:45 GMT+1 Fifi Gramophone corner sounds perfect but I'm only playing if we have discs and not disks.;o) Wed 15 Oct 2008 12:57:08 GMT+1 andycroak Gramophone corner sounds excellent!! And I think we can have more than eight disks each to play.Can you find an excuse, Feefs, to ring TBP and get a sneeky recording?A x Wed 15 Oct 2008 12:54:48 GMT+1 Fifi Whatever happened to those little midmorning recorded chats with the PM editor? I liked those.Come to that, does anyone remember a time when some bloke used to present PM fairly often.... what was his name.... umm......? Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:37:40 GMT+1 Perky In which case, Fi, I think we need to hear it - what's the use of a sexy voice running a blog with no sound??I vote for a gramophone corner on the beach where we can play our favourite songs and sound clips, and where Blog royalty can leave their own recordings for the rest of us to enjoy! Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:19:16 GMT+1 Fifi The blog prince does have a very sexy voice, I can tell you. Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:14:43 GMT+1 Stewart_M I shall send this trian spot sim site to some spotting friends of mine. I "hope" they will see the funny side. Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:14:18 GMT+1 mittfh Personally, I'd've assumed "Scottish Lilt" was a simple cocktail involving a can of said soft drink mixed with a shot of distilled fermented barley water... Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:13:35 GMT+1 Fifi Haggis! Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:08:39 GMT+1 U10783173 Well I knew that there was a Banana and Peach Lilt and a Pineapple and Grapefruit Lilt. Never heard of a Scottish Lilt. What is it flavoured with? Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:04:55 GMT+1 Sindy Bath buns - rhyming slang for the runs? Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:01:14 GMT+1 mittfh Fifi: invite them to your next gig, then they'd be in no doubt as to (a) your origins, and (b) your musical abilities :) Wed 15 Oct 2008 11:00:38 GMT+1 Fifi Can you believe it... someone in the PM office was surprised to discover I have a 'Scottish lilt'!*looks perplexed* Wed 15 Oct 2008 10:55:22 GMT+1 Gillianian Okay, I've done the Cake Shop run (oh....bad choice of words, sorry DIWyman!)Help yourself to Aberdeen rolls, Eccles Cakes, Bakewell Tart, Dundee Cake, Bath Buns, Ecclefechan Tarts, Shrewsbury Biscuits...... Wed 15 Oct 2008 10:53:04 GMT+1 RxKaren DIY - Baby wipes luv. A****x is only so soft if you're getting that effect from the amoxicillin! Wed 15 Oct 2008 10:34:20 GMT+1 DI_Wyman Morning peeps....sorry i'm late!Feeling really groggy today and have discovered a side effect from taking amyoxcilian (sp).....far more effective than Sprouts!Sorry Sid, but you will have to 'do' the bun run today, can you get me a couple of Eccles cakes?nice one Feefs....train spotting from the safety of my kitchen. Doh, I just went for a cup of Tea! Wed 15 Oct 2008 10:11:43 GMT+1 littleFluffyFi Are there any more butteries left Gillianian?? One would go down very nicely with my mug of tea!Fi x Wed 15 Oct 2008 09:39:55 GMT+1 Sindy Anybody seen DI Wyman? I was hoping for some doughnuts, and my tummy's beginning to rumble ... Wed 15 Oct 2008 08:57:25 GMT+1 mittfh Our straplines are getting better by the day! This is another from Paddy's Strapline Scrounge (this was #14, mine was #121) Wed 15 Oct 2008 01:00:51 GMT+1 Fifi If anyone has ever fancied finding out what trainspotting is like as an experience, I recommend this: now... I wouldn't want you getting hooked on this. It can take up hours of your life, apparently! Tue 14 Oct 2008 23:25:36 GMT+1 Gillianian Izzy (164) Thanks for the reminder, but it was CSI night tonight ;o) Tue 14 Oct 2008 21:48:15 GMT+1 Stewart_M Great fun Tue 14 Oct 2008 21:27:44 GMT+1 Izzy_Tme Gillianainain - 'House'!!! (Recent comments) Tue 14 Oct 2008 19:19:18 GMT+1 Gillianian mittfh (162) Sorry matey, but we've all been there, saw that and posted on the thread a few weeks back ;o)I think you've had enough Asp's Nibbles for now...... Tue 14 Oct 2008 18:03:48 GMT+1 mittfh Alternatively, you could dip the coin for 15 seconds into an eggcup full of the stuff advertised with the tagline "BANG! And the dirt is gone!"?Actually, thinking of that tagline...If the stuff is explosive, shouldn't it have a few more warning labels on it? And surely they can employ someone to advertise it who doesn't presume his entire audience is stone deaf...Meanwhile, changing subject, just came across pics of this road sign in Drumnadrochit... Tue 14 Oct 2008 17:37:41 GMT+1 DI_Wyman Feefs (158), as a general observation, I find that if you give a small child a two pence piece, telling them that it is 'hard sort of toffee' gets the grime off just as well! Tue 14 Oct 2008 17:21:13 GMT+1 nikki noodle mmmmmm!!!!that smells it mulled wine, or is someone doing chips with 'erbs??!!n-nxx Tue 14 Oct 2008 17:20:38 GMT+1 DI_Wyman mittfh (157)....since when you mix it wid the Wodka comrade Tue 14 Oct 2008 17:17:25 GMT+1 Fifi Mittfh (157) surely that's why you could use it to clean 2p pieces? Tue 14 Oct 2008 16:50:56 GMT+1 mittfh DIY: Since when did Irn Bru contain ethanol? Tue 14 Oct 2008 16:35:04 GMT+1 DI_Wyman RxK....thanks for the advice as there is no indication on the instructions...TiH...sorry, we have used it all up, besides being a good vapour rub it is also very good for black leading the grate and removing unwanted facial hair. Tue 14 Oct 2008 15:55:39 GMT+1 U10783173 DIY -(146) - Will you please tell your wife that I want my compound back?! Tue 14 Oct 2008 15:08:10 GMT+1 RxKaren DIY - Remember to swallow whole and complete the course. Of the doughnuts that is!Thankfully you can drink in moderation with amoxicillin so that would be my route. I still swear that the Ice drink had more effect with my tonsillitis than the clarithromycin. Can't be seen to be saying that though...OOOOOPPPPS!RxK Tue 14 Oct 2008 14:56:21 GMT+1 DI_Wyman mittfh....wot, u mean Irn Bru? Tue 14 Oct 2008 14:05:50 GMT+1 Big Sister Thanks, mittfh, the apples will be very welcome ..... Tue 14 Oct 2008 12:22:32 GMT+1 mittfh Actually, the apples were for the benefit of Big Sis, who wanted a fat free zone...But DIY, since you're ill, surely you should be imbibing a liquid a slightly darker shade than scrumpy, slightly higher in ethanol, and typically made in Scot(ch)land? Tue 14 Oct 2008 11:57:35 GMT+1