Comments for en-gb 30 Thu 18 Sep 2014 02:51:06 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at Big Sister Yes, that's the one, Horse. And here it is in its original glory: Thu 23 Dec 2010 10:38:47 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Big Sister (32) - I missed that joke! But I picked up the reference when I saw this on local TV last night. Neil hannon wrote the music (such as it is)for the song. I'm not sure if he or the Fr Ted writers supplied the lyrics. Thu 23 Dec 2010 10:22:52 GMT+1 Lady_Sue LOL MC. Any relation to Vince the Gullible? I doubt he'll be able to stay so suspect 2011 will bring about 'Gullible's Travels'. Wed 22 Dec 2010 06:00:52 GMT+1 Mindclearly Lady Sue, Your charm and wit is alway something to enjoy.How about: Dorris, can I have more of London.There is his friend from a forced marriage, Vince the Exterminatory Tue 21 Dec 2010 20:58:39 GMT+1 Lady_Sue TiH, am reminded of very rude Joan Collins joke to do with legs/feet and ears which, of course, I am not going to repeat. MC, what about if he were Morris the Bore of London? Any advances? Tue 21 Dec 2010 20:09:11 GMT+1 Mindclearly All Legs rather than all mouth like Boris the Mare of London then ITH? Tue 21 Dec 2010 17:04:00 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Nah, Sue. You're mixing up your arms and legs. Octopodes (Greek okto eight + pous - foot) have no hands. I'm all legs too. Tue 21 Dec 2010 16:46:48 GMT+1 Lady_Sue TIH, doesn't that make you rather more of an octopus? Hmmm... an octopus to predict the cricket results, now there's an idea.Note the monkey got it wrong. *smug* Tue 21 Dec 2010 16:21:37 GMT+1 Alan_N Can't see you as a foal... Tue 21 Dec 2010 14:19:38 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Big Sister - I was never a pony. 17 hands I am! Tue 21 Dec 2010 14:14:09 GMT+1 Sindy Went to the farm with a group of five-year-olds. Sign says: "You may feed all the animals except the shire horses." Kelvin says, wide-eyed: "Does that mean we can feed the tigers?" Tue 21 Dec 2010 13:50:48 GMT+1 Big Sister GM, you've just spoiled a good joke. Tue 21 Dec 2010 13:37:06 GMT+1 gossipmistress Big Sis (27) I think the horsey world wouldn't agree - ponies are always ponies and horses are always horses they are just younger and smaller! Tue 21 Dec 2010 13:35:15 GMT+1 Mindclearly A man, who had led his poor wife a merry dance throughout their marrage, and his wife went on holiday and visited Bethleham and other historical sites, when during the holiday the man suddenly died. The wife was given two options £500 to bury he husband in Jerusalam or £5000 to export the body back and have him buried in the UK. When questioned the wife says, "well the last man I knew of being burried here came back three days later so the UK please!" Tue 21 Dec 2010 11:35:10 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come That reminds me;A man has a racehorse, that's never won a race. The owner in disgust tells him "Horse, you better win today or you'll be pulling a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens and the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. The owner kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?!?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning." Tue 21 Dec 2010 11:20:50 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse She was lovely, so she was. Fetlocks blowing in the wind and all that. Tue 21 Dec 2010 10:17:33 GMT+1 Big Sister Horse, there was a stage in your life when you were, technically, a pony yourself, surely? Tue 21 Dec 2010 09:45:44 GMT+1 Mindclearly ITH, is it a Stallion now? Tue 21 Dec 2010 09:41:44 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse I had a pony once. Tue 21 Dec 2010 09:35:39 GMT+1 Big Sister Now, Wrath, you well know that a pony on a pony is absurd ;o) Tue 21 Dec 2010 09:26:18 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come So the monkey is a pony?I'll bet no-one had a monkey or a pony on that ;o) Tue 21 Dec 2010 01:02:21 GMT+1 Mindclearly Well it turns out that the thoroughbred predicting monkey is actually a pony! As Australia won the game. Maybe your corespondent had a point sending you the e-mail of 'childish Nonsence' after all......... Mon 20 Dec 2010 07:45:20 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come lol big sis Sat 18 Dec 2010 00:29:48 GMT+1 Big Sister I'm sure I've seen that done somewhere already, Wrath! ;) - Oh, no, it was a monkey on a pony ... Sat 18 Dec 2010 00:03:03 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Or maybe put a pony on a monkey? Fri 17 Dec 2010 16:20:35 GMT+1 funnyJoedunn Do you think I could nip down the bookies and put a monkey on a monkey? Fri 17 Dec 2010 16:05:42 GMT+1 Mindclearly Forget the Bi-sent-e-mail as the Bi-polar 3rd match seems to be swinging from England to Australia and then back to England, this is not I feeel though. Games like these, how can you not include a story about a monkey predicting the game before it even starts? It all seems to make sence now, I think........ Fri 17 Dec 2010 09:16:40 GMT+1 SportsFan This is excellentI only just heard about that the monkey has so far predicted the ashes test matches results correctly so farThe monkey predicted:1st test is a draw2nd test is England win3rd test is England winI think monkeys do watch cricket so it does make some sense Thu 16 Dec 2010 19:06:58 GMT+1 WCOATL1047 Just heard the interview about the fact that a Kurd who killed a girl while driving a car while banned from driving etc will be allowed to stay in this country. I believe he recieved 2 months in prison (is this true?). How long are we going to allow this sort of lunacy? If you live in a country then you are expected to abide by the laws and the mores of that country. If you break those laws then you must expect to be deported. Iraq is not in the EU and this man will not be in danger if he goes back. THe fact that he has children in this country is irrelevent. Also irrelevent is his treatment in the country he returns to. The UK and the USA spent a great deal of money to oust SAdam Hussein and restore some sort of legality in Iraq so surely there is no reason why this person should not return. Thu 16 Dec 2010 17:50:41 GMT+1 gossipmistress I like the way he signs off politely after his rant. Haha! Thu 16 Dec 2010 13:29:58 GMT+1 Big Sister Oh-er, Ellis, how very RUDE! ;) Thu 16 Dec 2010 12:57:44 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Oops - I pressed the Post Comment button accidentally, because I was laughing... sorry about that. Thu 16 Dec 2010 12:57:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Thu 16 Dec 2010 12:55:20 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse! Thu 16 Dec 2010 12:30:43 GMT+1 annasee TIH = Father Jack - YES! I don't know why I didn't realise it before ;-) Thu 16 Dec 2010 12:26:46 GMT+1 jonnie ... I was getting more an image of Father Ted. Thu 16 Dec 2010 11:41:27 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse I don't now how I could of sent that twice! Thu 16 Dec 2010 11:31:54 GMT+1 Big Sister Somehow, an image of Father Jack keeps coming into my mind .... Thu 16 Dec 2010 11:23:12 GMT+1 Mindclearly Was that what was said by Mitchell Johnson to Anderson before he bowled Harris out for three, I wonder!! Thu 16 Dec 2010 11:12:40 GMT+1 davmcn EAMONN, If Paul the Octopus can predict World Cup results, then a monkey can guess the result of The Ashes. After all, only octopusses (yes Sid, we know) watch soccer and only monkeys watch cricket. Thu 16 Dec 2010 11:02:10 GMT+1 annasee "interlectual programs"? "nonsene"? "Gods"? Clearly he hasn't listened to enough yet to get the spelling & punctuation quite sorted out. I prescribe a dose of Melvyn Bragg every week.(PS Are you sure this wasn't sent by one of the team just to wind you up? Surely listeners don't really write this sort of stuff do they?) Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:56:14 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Hilarious! I rather enjoyed the banter over the lack of a glass of Christmas cheer and wondered whether Eddie hot-footed his way to Westminster after the programme to rectify the absence. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:13:37 GMT+1 Dick Hobbs Intellectual content like senior politicians complaining you have not offered them a glass of sherry? Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:08:16 GMT+1