Comments for en-gb 30 Sat 25 Apr 2015 20:10:34 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at The Wrath Is Come P.S. somewhere here you'll find the missing post from my 184.h Fri 17 Dec 2010 23:16:09 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come OK Mr. Chris ;oP(joking) Fri 17 Dec 2010 23:15:07 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle No, I just object to being referred to as male! No harm done...:D Fri 17 Dec 2010 21:26:01 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Oooh, is this were we get the handbags out? ;oP Fri 17 Dec 2010 20:55:57 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Well, Okay, (picky)... Now, now everyone... (Howwzat? - Eeek, don't mention the cricket). Fri 17 Dec 2010 20:50:05 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle Um, I wasn't a boy last time I looked!;o) Fri 17 Dec 2010 18:52:48 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Now, now boys... Fri 17 Dec 2010 18:50:55 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle Oh dear, there seems to be a bad smell emanating from the Beach, and I don't think we can blame the camels for it. Fri 17 Dec 2010 17:55:22 GMT+1 davmcn AC 173, Unlike you, I'm not constipated. Fri 17 Dec 2010 16:09:17 GMT+1 davmcn This post has been Removed Fri 17 Dec 2010 16:02:25 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sorry Sid, you’ll have to wait until the next shift. Fri 17 Dec 2010 14:22:46 GMT+1 Sindy 175. The Intermittent HorseI'd like to propose a motion ... Fri 17 Dec 2010 13:01:38 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Move along now... there's nothing to see here. Fri 17 Dec 2010 13:00:15 GMT+1 Sindy 173. Anna CardiumSnicker! Fri 17 Dec 2010 12:43:47 GMT+1 Anna Cardium 172. davmcn"I've moved on."You are the personification of a movement. Fri 17 Dec 2010 12:30:25 GMT+1 davmcn TIH 168, I only referred to you because of your posts about me elsewhere. Despite what the owner of that place says, any posts I try to put there don't appear, so I couldn't reply there. If you want to live in the past, fine. I've moved on. Fri 17 Dec 2010 09:21:59 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come My it's quiet.Was that a tumbleweed!!! Fri 17 Dec 2010 00:16:16 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Wednesdays and Saturdays gossip mrs?Looter (160) yes, isn't it wonderful :o) Thu 16 Dec 2010 20:33:58 GMT+1 gossipmistress Anne - Lotternite - that's wednesdays and saturdays isn't it? :-) Thu 16 Dec 2010 17:36:19 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse davmcn (various) - A long time ago you asked me not to talk to you on the blog, so I don't. Why you want to address all these remarks to me, I have no idea. And I don't delete your posts. I don't refer them either. I just ignore them - this time being the exception. Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:59:50 GMT+1 davmcn In facyt, you can just delete all of my posts to please the Pooter. Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:52:14 GMT+1 davmcn TIH 132, I just tried to post there and nothing appeared. My rudiddity to him was that I told him to widdle off, in so many words. Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:46:37 GMT+1 davmcn This post has been Removed Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:34:06 GMT+1 davmcn This post has been Removed Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:30:12 GMT+1 davmcn This post has been Removed Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:27:39 GMT+1 davmcn No, not Russell Eleanor. Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:23:54 GMT+1 davmcn Looter, TWIC, AP, What a non-coincidence. I'll bet your parents weren't named Russell and Flora (she preferred her middle name Eleanor) either. Small world. Thu 16 Dec 2010 16:22:33 GMT+1 Looternite 158. The Wrath Is ComeAh the poor hoodie he might of hurt himself. ;-) He needs a hug. Thu 16 Dec 2010 15:39:57 GMT+1 Looternite 154. Anne P and 156. The Wrath Is ComeWow this is getting spooky. Since neither of us have sisters called Carol or Marilyn, are we related? :-) Thu 16 Dec 2010 15:36:01 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come I was just wondering if anyone has seen this.Made me laugh so hard I had to watch it twice.:o) Thu 16 Dec 2010 14:15:44 GMT+1 Fifi A couple of years ago an old friend sent me a cute card with 3 titchy Magi on it. The caption read 'Three Wee Kings'.Snowing at my end of the beach too. Urgh! Thu 16 Dec 2010 14:07:33 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come WOW! I also don't have two sisters called Carol and Marilyn.Who'd have thunk it? It's a small world, I tells you ;o) Thu 16 Dec 2010 14:05:15 GMT+1 Anne P Oops apologies Looternite not Lotternite (can't even claim frozen fingers as an excuse on such a nice warm beach). Thu 16 Dec 2010 14:02:52 GMT+1 Anne P Lotternite, neither of mine are too!(or should that be also?) Thu 16 Dec 2010 14:01:29 GMT+1 Looternite 150. davmcnThat's interesting, as neither of my 2 sisters are called Carol or Marilyn. :-) Thu 16 Dec 2010 13:24:08 GMT+1 davmcn It was actually Knorr, not Maggi. There are, however, Christmas Carols about the Magi (one g). One is Scottish and is called Wee Three Kings. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:56:13 GMT+1 davmcn And my brother is Alan. But there are no songs called Christmas Alans. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:43:38 GMT+1 davmcn My sister is named Carol. Not Marilyn, she's the other one. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:38:20 GMT+1 davmcn I was, however, in the Cathedral yesterday and there was a school carol service taking place. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:37:16 GMT+1 davmcn As I am banned from that other place, I can't tell Mr Pooter what carol services I will be attending or when. He also won't see my wonderful Christmas Glass Box. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:29:19 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Lady Sue - I'm sorry, but those are the rules. Ellis - If 'mammalades awatis' existed it would be an inedible fungus. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:25:42 GMT+1 Lady_Sue They must be, Ellis, there's a whole platter of them on the bar. Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:23:26 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Are you suggesting the mammalades awatis are not real, Horse? Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:14:19 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Mr. Horse, I'm so disappointed! Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:09:56 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Hurrah for P Nutt! I didn't know there was such an accolade to be had, thanks for pointing that out Ellis. Very impressed you knew what it was called, Mr. Horse. I googled 'googlewhacking' just to be sure. Not that I suspected at all you might have simply made the word up, you understand. (I have twice resisted repeating two phrases above, "to be sure" and "at all" exhibiting restraint for the first time in an age.) Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:08:46 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse But only real words count in googlewhacking! Thu 16 Dec 2010 10:07:28 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Googlewhacking! Thu 16 Dec 2010 09:57:13 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter The snow is back on my stretch of beach this morning. Crud!Hey Ho. What's the name of the thing where google only gives you one result? Because P Nutt has achieved it with his mammalades awatis!Congratulations! Thu 16 Dec 2010 09:50:37 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Morning all, morning P Nutt. I'll have one of those 'mammalades awatis' please, I've not tried one before. Did you make them yourself? *pokes at odd looking food object* Thu 16 Dec 2010 08:44:33 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps!Coffee, tea, toast and a fine selection of mammalades awatis at NC's.The Big Sister Tonker of Orange Delights has topped up the Juice Fountain.So eat heartily, be of good cheer and have a ticklish, terrific Thursday. Thu 16 Dec 2010 07:31:48 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Star Trek, star trek, bloody Star Trek!(Actually I'm a big Star Trek fan, I just thought that was really funny.) Wed 15 Dec 2010 23:45:26 GMT+1 mittfh Seen linked to on another site - a collection of cartoons from when Calvin was going through his snowman phase... Wed 15 Dec 2010 23:11:25 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Oh for goodness sakes, a slightly more entertaining situation with doors on the Enterpise Wed 15 Dec 2010 22:25:37 GMT+1 Fifi I'm a late arriver at this section of the beach but 'shhtissycoop' reminds me horribly of Ivor the Engine.Would anyone like to rub some sun lotion into my back for me? I have worked very hard today and feel like some late night sunbathing to relax. Wed 15 Dec 2010 22:10:50 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Don't look up that Star Trek Doors thing on YouTube... you'll be gone for days into some very strange places...Nataliya leant over and hit the white cross in the red box in the top right hand corner before I got lost.Thank goodness... Wed 15 Dec 2010 22:08:51 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Anybody who has ever watched Star Trek knows that it is not shhtisstycoop but schizczczctip! Wed 15 Dec 2010 21:52:39 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle But Ellis, I can't help it! I'm from down the road from Ms Church... ish. Wed 15 Dec 2010 21:47:09 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 129 - ChrisThePickle you need to say it with an American accent. If you do it like Charlotte Church what do you expect?Cor! Champers in reindeer mugs... thank you Milady.I do enjoy drinking a thing from an inappropriate vessel, though drinking champers from shoes has never appealed to me, I confess. Wed 15 Dec 2010 21:43:08 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle 124 - Ellis2) - That sounds like Ivor the Engine! Wed 15 Dec 2010 21:32:06 GMT+1 Sindy 125. Lady SueChampers? Don't mind if I do! Thanks! Wed 15 Dec 2010 21:08:05 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Champers? Don't mind if I do.Can I have mine in a big mug with a reindeer on it please? Wed 15 Dec 2010 20:58:27 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come What would be your list of inventions.We-ell, a time machine, teleportation and invisibility is all well and good however what I would like are:1) A volume control for children. 2) Self cleaning dishes. 3) Thought control for appliances/ light switches/ computers etc.4) A cure for the biggest threat to our health and culture since records began, "Reality TV Syndrome".5) Well, OK, a time machine.6) K9.7) A jetbike.8) A competent government.9) An android.10) A scottish engineer who says things like "Ye cannae change the laws of physics" and then does. Wed 15 Dec 2010 20:55:53 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Hey ho chaps, [as she sayshays along the beach wearing little other than a bikini top and a floaty sarong] ... you need to get yourselves back to the calming influence of the beach. The sand. The lapping waves. The beach bonfire (bit like an eternal flame only fewer assassinated Presidents). Who is for a little pre-Christmas bonfire jollification? Some champers? Oh, go on then Leonid... *pop* *pop* *pop* Wed 15 Dec 2010 20:53:54 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Sci-Fi that should be real and I want to own? Here we go...1) The BabelFish device from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy2) Doors that go shhtisstycoop from Star Trek3) Flying bicycle from ET4) Robbie the robot from The Forbidden Planet/Lost in Space5) J.F. Sebastian's little helpers from Blade Runner6) R2D2 from Star Wars7) The Car from Back to the Future8) Invisibility cloak from Harry Potter and the whatever9) The Monolith from 2001 as an ornament in the garden10) The Tardis from Doctor Who, which reminds me will P Nutt's penultimate request be satisfied soon? Wed 15 Dec 2010 18:52:38 GMT+1 DiY Mine, in no particular order of merit.A self basting oven ready Camel.Tuna friendly Dolphins.Non stick Speedos.A rolling stone that gathers moss.A grindstone for my nose.Fart free Sprouts.Non flammable petrol.A container for storing light in.Watch-able television programmes for seven in the evening on a Saturday.A pair of identical snowflakes. Wed 15 Dec 2010 16:29:44 GMT+1 Looternite Just thought I would pop over to see you all.Here is a link that got me thinking: would be your list of inventions. I'm still waiting for my jet pack and electricity too cheap to meter. Wed 15 Dec 2010 11:42:51 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Morning all. Has anyone seen a bewildered Frenchman wandering about? Friend of mine, goes by the name Phillipe Philop ;-) Wed 15 Dec 2010 10:39:59 GMT+1 MoC Interesting conversation on dangers of Radicalisation with J Webb at the mo.Dame P says we should do something to stop pefectly normal people with nothing to hide turning into someone who wants to harm his community.So that's what happened to Nick - he was radicalised!fnaw, fnaw, fnaw, ho ho ho..... Wed 15 Dec 2010 08:22:22 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps!Freshly made Tea, coffee, crossaunts and piping hot porridge now available at NC's.The Big Sister Tonker of Orange Delights has topped up The Juice Fountain.So eat heartily, be of good cheer and have a wibbly, wonderful Wednesday. Wed 15 Dec 2010 07:15:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Who did this - now we all have to go barefoot on the shingle bit...Ooo oww eek ooow ow Wed 15 Dec 2010 01:15:35 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter This Old Pulteney liquor seems to work on folk. Maybe moving from Fair Isle to Cromerty won't be so bad after all!Oh! The Queen. Be upstanding! Wed 15 Dec 2010 00:59:42 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come And now I've just noticed it was supposed to read "fifty-eight posts from now", that's it. I'm just going to shut up now. Tue 14 Dec 2010 23:43:23 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come And now my "S"s become "H"s, who's playing silly buggers? Tue 14 Dec 2010 23:41:38 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Homehow my "s" transmutated into an "m". Apologies. Tue 14 Dec 2010 23:40:19 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle Ellis 111: Leonid's clearly helping prep for the Beach Party! Tue 14 Dec 2010 23:39:37 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Ellis, would you mind saying something important fifty-eight postm now?Thank you ;o) Tue 14 Dec 2010 23:38:52 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Could somebody remind me to say something important fifty-nine posts from now?Thank you.Leonid, what's with the paper plates?Security issues... there are students aroundOh crud. Tue 14 Dec 2010 22:06:50 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Ellis 170; Important? Little old me? You flatter me sir with your kind (but mostly misguided) words ;o) Tue 14 Dec 2010 21:54:32 GMT+1 Stewart_M Any of the bangers left? Tue 14 Dec 2010 21:50:09 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle 107 - EPO, droooool!!! Tue 14 Dec 2010 21:20:02 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 106 - Wrath, where else did I hear somebody important quacking like a duck today? Australian radio coming in on the short wave I think...Sausages are sizzled, mash is massive and the onion gravy is worth dying for. this is a faint ghost of the reality! Tue 14 Dec 2010 20:52:56 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come "Meanwhile, the duck of 53(F) Squadron contemplated his "Frankenduck"TM costume for the party...Or rather he quacked, seeing as he was a duck and all.""Quack!" Tue 14 Dec 2010 20:16:02 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come I think I have some marshmallow top hats here somewhere chris.Hang on... Tue 14 Dec 2010 20:13:13 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle Yay! I think we're long overdue a Beach Party to remind us 'bygones' of the good old days!Fancy dress, plenty of sprouty chilli-pickle stuff and lots of bubbly! And bobble hats...I'm sure Feefs will oblige with the Hedgehog Song, etc., and Mr Nutt can regale us with Diggles' Doings.Some gentle harp-playing in the corner, please Annasee!Gillianianian, could you get some bunting together?Any other contributions gratefully received! Tue 14 Dec 2010 20:04:50 GMT+1 The Wrath Is Come Evening Frogpeeps!Since there seems to be an influx of bygone froggers on this beach I thought I'd show me face too.Did someone say grapefruit stew? Have you all gone MAAAD??P.S. I received a copy of the Diggles Chronicles by snail mail today. I'm about half way through and I've noticed that I have made a contribution! Chuffed to bits I am, Cheers sprouty :o)Wrathy xx Tue 14 Dec 2010 19:48:01 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle *S-t-r-e-t-c-h, blink...*Yes please, bangers and cheesy mash with onion gravy, followed by a creamy, quiet pavlova with soft-in-the-middle chewy meringue! Mmmmm.... Tue 14 Dec 2010 19:22:52 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter The missing 'o' was stolen by the whoosh Tue 14 Dec 2010 19:08:31 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Crack... WhoooshExcellent, anther century on the Beach Cricket matchVery satisfying.Time for bangers and mash, I think. Tue 14 Dec 2010 19:07:34 GMT+1 Lady_Sue LOL Ellis, only heard bits of it. Thought it endearing the lad kept mentioning his mother's method - I wondered if he worried she was listening, wooden spoon in her hand, ready to rap his knuckles if he got anything wrong. Tue 14 Dec 2010 18:53:06 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Watch out for the noisy electric whisk though - it destroyed Woman's Hour this morning! And we don't want to scare the camels and risk disturbing ChrisThePickle. Tue 14 Dec 2010 17:44:39 GMT+1 Lady_Sue How about whizzing up a pavlova annasee? I understand the Kiwis are the "true" creators of same and there's been a pavlova war with Oz for years over it. I just fancy one... with passionfruit ... and strawberries... and lashings of whipped cream. Yum. Tue 14 Dec 2010 17:37:36 GMT+1 annasee Ugh, whose is this grapefruit stew? It's far too acidic & a funny colour too. And I see as darkness falls that Sunny D tanker is emitting a luminous glow. Anyone who's been drinking it won't be hard to find. Hi Lucien! Tue 14 Dec 2010 17:03:11 GMT+1 ChrisThePickle Afternoon Froggers all!Nice to see you all playing nicely in the sand...Too cold in RL, so popped in for a warming dip and a snooze under a camel.;o) Tue 14 Dec 2010 15:51:07 GMT+1 Big Sister Will you provide your own grapefruit, Stew? Tue 14 Dec 2010 13:42:36 GMT+1 Stewart_M Any chance of a freshly squeezed Pamplemousse tomorrow? More to get a grip on when squeezing ;-) Tue 14 Dec 2010 13:24:41 GMT+1 Big Sister I believe there's an entire tankerful somewhere, Lucien. And you're welcome to it. Ah yes, it's parked over there, next to that lorry with the revolving tank. I wonder what that's doing there ....*patter patter patter*I might have know. It's an articulated candy floss dispenser. Heaven awaits you, Lucien. Tue 14 Dec 2010 09:25:09 GMT+1 lucien desgai Mmmm ... who left out this Sunny D? Is there any more? Tue 14 Dec 2010 09:05:56 GMT+1 Big Sister NOT Orange Delights, PNutt - How many times do I have to say that? I don't 'do' Orange Delight. It's a travesty of 'real' orange juice.My orange juice is freshly squeezed. Accept no substitutes.;o) Tue 14 Dec 2010 08:57:49 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps!Tea, coffee, crossaunts and a selection of preserves awaits at NC'sAnd the Big Sister Tonker of Orange Delights has topped up the Juice Fountain.So eat heartily, be of good cheer and have a tantalising titillating Tuesday.:-D Tue 14 Dec 2010 08:49:29 GMT+1 Phoenix The mountain rescuers are looking down on this part of the Beach very worriedCordination between them and the Beach rescue helicopters used to be WONDERFULBut now rescue on our Beach is sold off to profit-making private hands, and the mountain rescurers fear for the end of the sea rescuers selfless cooperation.Can the rest of you resist this politicisation and privatisation of the rest of the Beach, please?I hope so Mon 13 Dec 2010 23:57:10 GMT+1