Comments for en-gb 30 Fri 01 Aug 2014 06:37:05 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at Sindy 235. davmcnYes/No.(Delete wherever not applicable.) Sun 19 Sep 2010 13:20:55 GMT+1 davmcn Sid 234, Do EtE and Mac have their phrases copyrighted? Sun 19 Sep 2010 09:53:35 GMT+1 Sindy 226. SunandRain"The usual Sid inaccuracies."If you're not EtE, Mac, why do you keep nicking his phrases? That's plagiarism, you know. Sat 18 Sep 2010 20:37:03 GMT+1 davmcn Yes, Sid, I know, he was only doing his job as Deputy Dawg. Cameron was conveniently in Brussels. Fri 17 Sep 2010 09:30:46 GMT+1 davmcn I realy was embarrassed to see Clegg kiss up to the Pope. What do you think Sid?Sue 222, Sorry, we can ony afford Pol Remy. Fri 17 Sep 2010 08:49:20 GMT+1 Big Sister Lady Sue: Did I say they couldn't? That wasn't my point at all. Please don't suggest that I'm upset by Mr. Rain, I just don't like lying.NDA hasn't, to my knowledge, been involved in lying - and I'm not sure we can assume s/he is a regular blogger, or do you want to draw the mods attention to it? Fri 17 Sep 2010 08:41:31 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Big Sis@227: If SandR hasn't said anything offensive then surely they can just be left to post any nonsense they like? I accept that, in a previous incantation, they were a tad objectionable but it would seem they have learned from the error of their ways and simply want to play on the Beach with other froggers. It seems Noisette D Agneau is a regular blogger who has, for some reason best known to themselves, suddenly decided (yet again) to take on another identity yet this doesn't seem to upset you. Perhaps there's just a lot of it about! Fri 17 Sep 2010 05:39:53 GMT+1 U14595260 Back home now, using Google I understand, so here is about the earlier version. It was suppposed to be in the style of Dave Van Ronk! Fri 17 Sep 2010 00:55:54 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter The remarkable thing about the web is how dumb people think their readers are...How young were you before the man could walk behind the tent and come out in another hat and you would believe they were a different person? Neurologists reckon somewhere around six months (lots of arguments - mind).I wish these pensioners would stop pissing around and stay with a single identity. If you want to be grumpy old fart find a grumpy old fart website.Good night, gales up here. Thu 16 Sep 2010 23:48:52 GMT+1 Big Sister 222 - Did I suggest there was anything offensive? The person in question has said today on another thread that he isn't mac - but he quite clearly is. I'm not sure who he thinks he's fooling, but it isn't me. Thu 16 Sep 2010 23:26:18 GMT+1 U14595260 212The usual Sid inaccuracies. My excuse is Altzheimers. Whats yours? Tell me Frankly.If that bunch of losers mitth lists claim they're me, they're lying. I'm prepared to have it out with them. C'mon, own up. The Romas say France is full of people who can't tell merkats from markets. 'We're nota the Churcha of Roma, we're Romas. We didn'ta coma all this way to fill other people's collecting platesa. Your kidsa are safe with usa' Thu 16 Sep 2010 23:11:31 GMT+1 U14519596 This post has been Removed Thu 16 Sep 2010 21:10:29 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Stupid me bunged my Thursday night melody in the PM-GBAh well... maybe it was providence?*click* ... buzz ... whirrthunkLet's all celebrate a burning casino instead Thu 16 Sep 2010 20:32:28 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Noisette D Agneau - don't despair! You are being modded because you are new. Welcome to the blog/beach. Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:54:18 GMT+1 Lady_Sue dav@209: oh lovely. Got any champers? Otherwise a cool, crisp, Ozzie Chardonnay will just have to do. Cheers! Big Sis@214: SunandRain@210 has said nothing offensive or broken the rules in any way. Why do you comment so? An example of my observations via another medium. No offence. Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:40:13 GMT+1 Noisette D Agneau Delicious! Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:38:13 GMT+1 DiY :-)with knobs on! Thu 16 Sep 2010 19:31:02 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Sadly let down by goggle this night ... no one single picture to capture the whole experience so you'll have to employ your imaginarium as you progress from the artichoke hearts to the linguine and enjoy the luscious juices of the main event! Thu 16 Sep 2010 18:27:16 GMT+1 U14519596 I'll bring the Sambucca Thu 16 Sep 2010 17:35:08 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter If you search on sites like YouTube it is, frankly, unbelievable how many, otherwise sensible, animals fall down holes and have to be rescued. The cynical bloke would say its their owners pushing them over the edge for a bit of publicity but maybe there's something in the air.I've decided to go all Italian tonight for dinner.Waves enormous pepper pot to emphasiseantipasta, pasta, main course then tiramisu to finish.We'll need Chianti, Valpollicella and that evil thing aflame with a coffee bean floating on the top. Thu 16 Sep 2010 17:29:53 GMT+1 U14519596 Go down, Moses? Thu 16 Sep 2010 16:48:45 GMT+1 Sindy, thank goodness for that! Thu 16 Sep 2010 16:31:50 GMT+1 Big Sister Syntax, spelling, and use of familiar phrases do give the lie to Mr. Rain's denials.We all know you're mac - Why try to lie your way out of it? Thu 16 Sep 2010 16:25:37 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Sid - I know you've been away with your tomatoes, but have you only just caught on? Thu 16 Sep 2010 16:21:03 GMT+1 Sindy 210. SunandRain"Altzheimers"How strange. ExpectingTheEnd misspells Alzheimer's exactly the same way as you do. Are you sure you're not related? Thu 16 Sep 2010 16:03:30 GMT+1 davmcn SaR 210, That's bad grammar and spelling. Should be 'It is be honest.' Thu 16 Sep 2010 15:53:35 GMT+1 U14595260 Oh deary me, this Altzheimers will be the death of me.Apparently oner of the Vitamin groups helps fight it. But I can't for the life of me remember which one it is.And it was on the tip of my tongue yesterday!Best version from this Internet Cafe, and without the Vitis, I can find: It is 'B', honestly. Thu 16 Sep 2010 15:36:44 GMT+1 davmcn More ISIHAC Games:And now for a round of drinks:I'll have a pint of bitter.""Mine's gin and tonic.""Cider for me.""White wine here." Thu 16 Sep 2010 15:25:47 GMT+1 davmcn ISIHAC Games:One song title sung to the tune of another:"Tvinkle tvinkle little stern""That was Twinkle Twinkle Little Star sung to the tune of Deutschland Uber Alles." Thu 16 Sep 2010 15:22:27 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse • An ideal gift for a favourite uncle who’s concerned about his wife’s security - an electronically coded Aunty theft device.and• Sure to delight every Gazelle enthusiast who hates his pets going astray - it’s this stamped addressed Antelope. Thu 16 Sep 2010 15:18:25 GMT+1 UptheTrossachs P Nutt - no, can't say I bumped into his Lordship JA. But I did manage to read Alistair Campbell's diaries (Prelude to Power and the Blair Years). I can tell you that was slower than a week in jail (as they say roond here) ;0) Thu 16 Sep 2010 14:09:04 GMT+1 DiY 201 UtT.Apologies for the poor spelllling by Sid.He has been distractenated by the tomatoe glut.So without more of a do Welcome back to UtT.(Did you meet J Archer whilst inside?);-) Thu 16 Sep 2010 13:48:37 GMT+1 Sindy Shall we have a Flintoff party? We've already got the pedalos ... Thu 16 Sep 2010 13:46:32 GMT+1 Sindy 201. UptheTrossachsHello there! Been inside for a stretch? Welocme back! Thu 16 Sep 2010 13:22:01 GMT+1 DiY Hmmmm....Spam Speedos........perhaps the Pontiff may want to bless them before I offer my spare of Sprout Speedos to the Pope as we hope to "deepen the relationship" between our churches and he nips down to NC's bar for a few pints of scrumpy after having the official knees up with Brenda and Phil the Greek?:-) Thu 16 Sep 2010 13:05:45 GMT+1 UptheTrossachs Stewart_M @199. Yes, it is made in Denmark for the European market. Last time I looked at the Spam fan club web-site, you could get SPAM flip-flops that leave a lovely Spamprint in the sand to go with your Speedos.... Thu 16 Sep 2010 12:55:33 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Well the tin I used had a use by date of 04-11-53 if that helps. I wonder if that was 2053 or 1953. No matter it's done now... Thu 16 Sep 2010 12:42:44 GMT+1 Stewart_M Davmcn, Hormel don't make it any more in the UK. Tulip who are really Danish Crown make it in (well Denmark I suppose) under licence.Anyway these Speedos need an airing. Thu 16 Sep 2010 12:36:21 GMT+1 U14519596 Come to the Carne val! Thu 16 Sep 2010 12:34:42 GMT+1 U14519596 From a good Jewish Family, an alternative to SpamSmeckalak Thu 16 Sep 2010 11:56:52 GMT+1 davmcn SM, EPO, Spam is an American product made by Hormel and it is 100% chopped pork and ham. As I didn't Google, I could be wrong. Thu 16 Sep 2010 09:49:08 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps, Froggers, Peeps-a-Frogging and Frogging Peeps! ®Tea, coffee, crossaunts and a fine selection of breakfast serials are now available at NC's.The Big Sister Orange Juice Emporium Inc. will be providing chilled freshly squeezed juice.I am having a day off, mostly to sort out son #3 car but also to do a spot of fruity hunter-gathering in the back lanes of No folk.Now you all play nicely.:-) Thu 16 Sep 2010 06:38:11 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Stewart, you might be in danger of freezing if you take that treatment, surely? Ellis, your spam stew looks rather tasty. I caught a little bit of 'The Archers' and couldn't work out why Your Woman was complaining about clearing away all the tins. Now I know - thanks chaps. Suspect this SPAM addiction is a UK thing, akin to a desire for Digestive biscuits (bleaurgh).Can't decide whether to recline in the sparkly hammock in the snore-free (ahem) zone or to don itty-bitty and head for a very early morning dip. What to do? What to do? Thu 16 Sep 2010 04:06:50 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter An old favourite trying to that darned American muck out of my head. Wed 15 Sep 2010 20:39:50 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Actually I've always considered it as just another American waste product. Wed 15 Sep 2010 20:22:04 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter That's why I needed to find the emergency tin!I'd been saving it in the nuclear bomb shelter from the olden days.Just in case... Wed 15 Sep 2010 20:15:08 GMT+1 Stewart_M Just cos it's my Favourite does not mean I frequent it lots! And did you know no one in the UK makes SPAM anymore. Wed 15 Sep 2010 20:12:13 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Croesus - freudian slip. Wed 15 Sep 2010 18:23:44 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Stewart - I just provided a meal for twenty-six men for less than six, ninety-five!You are obviously as rich as Cameron :-) Wed 15 Sep 2010 18:21:11 GMT+1 Sindy 186. Stewart_M£6.95? Shouldn't that be 3s 6d? Wed 15 Sep 2010 18:10:50 GMT+1 Stewart_M My favourite restaurant does spam fritters Wed 15 Sep 2010 17:39:47 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Fabulous! One spam stew! Okay so I used some fresh veg but it was cheap... Wed 15 Sep 2010 17:19:00 GMT+1 Stewart_M Just found a great treatment. I feel much better Wed 15 Sep 2010 17:11:23 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Did he use fresh chilli or powdered? Oh silly me - merchant navy recipe it would have been powdered.*whistles* theme to Miami Vice again - this is getting really badBIG spoon of chilli powder.tum-te-tum te-tum te-tum Wed 15 Sep 2010 17:03:46 GMT+1 Stewart_M The repeat was 2.00pm today. But I suspect Kenton's Spam Stew will be repeating for a few days! Wed 15 Sep 2010 16:55:18 GMT+1 mittfh Re: Post 178 (P Nutt)As Ellis states, the 7pm broadcast is the original, the 2pm broadcast is the repeat.* Starts humming Barwick Green... Wed 15 Sep 2010 16:55:04 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 178 - You'll have to wait till Sunday or go to listenagainagain as that WAS the repeat.I'll demonstrate it tonight! Now where's the emergency tin of spiced ham? Wed 15 Sep 2010 16:13:51 GMT+1 davmcn PN 149, I get pints of Addlestones cider in several pubs I go to. Wed 15 Sep 2010 16:00:14 GMT+1 DiY I am looking forwards to the repeat of The Archers this evening as I missed the recipie for Kentons stew!:-p Wed 15 Sep 2010 15:44:06 GMT+1 DiY 176 Me too! Wed 15 Sep 2010 13:45:32 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I'm very disappointed in this python thing that's been trailed to death ... even though I'm working while listening. Wed 15 Sep 2010 13:38:06 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Well if we're talking politics, what about a LABOUR saving kitchen device for every Arctic rodent enthusiast? - An automatic Lemming squeezer. Wed 15 Sep 2010 13:15:12 GMT+1 mittfh Re: Post 173 (Big Sister)Depending on who you asked, that would either make the day brighter or it could be considered partially cheeky... Wed 15 Sep 2010 13:14:06 GMT+1 Big Sister Or, for less keen chefs who used to vote LibDem, perhaps we could offer them a lembit meringue pie, Horse? ;o) Wed 15 Sep 2010 12:49:10 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse • For every keen Chef who likes their deserts to throw themselves off the cooker - it’s a lovely Lemming Meringue pie. Wed 15 Sep 2010 12:44:08 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Or indeed Monday's. Wed 15 Sep 2010 12:42:59 GMT+1 Big Sister I'm not sure how that logic translates to the closure of yesterday's PM GB, mittfh. ;o) Wed 15 Sep 2010 11:53:04 GMT+1 mittfh In Post 168, Big Sister wrote:... and I am the Walrus.I didn't think my reference to Sid's reference to that song would be the last allowed entry on today's AM GB...Perhaps a moderator thought that quoting lyrics was a step too far... :) Wed 15 Sep 2010 11:26:21 GMT+1 Big Sister ... and I am the Walrus. Wed 15 Sep 2010 11:09:32 GMT+1 DiY 163 dm.Nope, water and raw sewage!We had a terrific cloudburst over my part of the Norfolk beach and the drains couldn't cope.First time I have ever seen a traffic cop trying to dig a trench to divert said effluent away from a main road! Wed 15 Sep 2010 11:06:18 GMT+1 DiY 159, Big Sister.Nope, Sid is not me nor am I Sid.Sid is a Tomato God.I am but a humble Sprout God.;-)Crackin' Orange juice btw.:-) Wed 15 Sep 2010 10:54:41 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse • A prize certain to eradicate the creeping effect of marine mollusc damage to aging skin - it’s this Nivea Anti-winkle cream.• To delight every wire haired terrier owner who likes to keep their pet smartly presented - it’s a lovely Corby Schnauser Press.• Just the thing to delight the small rodent enthusiast who likes to keep his pets minty fresh - it’s this bottle of Listerene Mouse Wash.• To ideally suit every proud homeowner who wants to keep their carpets pine fresh and viper free - it’s a years supply of Snake and Vac. Wed 15 Sep 2010 10:49:20 GMT+1 davmcn Sid 144, But it sounded funnier when Humph did it. Wed 15 Sep 2010 10:36:33 GMT+1 davmcn PN 142, Some what, twenty pound notes? Wed 15 Sep 2010 10:33:41 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse ISIHAC Games CompendiumPick Up SongMore featured prizes• Just the thing to help Alpine chalet owners beat the effect of global warming - it’s this light weight Aluminium Icicle pump.• Sure to delight every amphibian lover who worries about their pets getting lost - this lovely AA toad atlas. • Sure to delight every dinner party host who likes to serve lawn clippings in style - it’s this lovely cut grass decanter. • Sure to delight every handicraft enthusiast who enjoys making their own Chinese food - a lovely set of knitting noodles.• A prize sure to delight every philatelist with a interest in issues commemorating amputations - a beautiful leather bound stump collection.• Just the thing to stop pets from cluttering up your house - it’s this attractive mahogany cat stand.• Sure to delight every DIY enthusiast who likes to keep their underwear coordinated - it’s a selection of Dulux Emulsion Pants. Wed 15 Sep 2010 09:28:50 GMT+1 Big Sister Oh Horse, perish the thought! Wed 15 Sep 2010 09:11:39 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Big Sister - Are you suggesting that Sid is a nutter? Wed 15 Sep 2010 09:10:38 GMT+1 Big Sister P.Nutt: I am struck by the coincidence of your reappearance alongside Sid. Are you really one and the same? :O Wed 15 Sep 2010 08:57:30 GMT+1 Lady_Sue P_Nutt! *[hurrumphs]* Snore? Moi?Not only that wild accusation, I can't see any Vegemite on the bar. What's the world coming to? Wed 15 Sep 2010 08:54:02 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Good to see you back on breakfast duty P_Nutt. It all got a bit unreliable while you were on your hols.Didn't hear a thing me, all that cider helped. Wed 15 Sep 2010 07:42:35 GMT+1 Alan_N Dozens of empty cider flagons everywhere - I'd better clear them up before they wash out to sea. Wed 15 Sep 2010 07:37:06 GMT+1 DiY Morning Friday Peeps, Froggers, Peeps-a-Frogging and Frogging Peeps! ®Tea, coffee, crossaunts and toast with a fine selection of marmalades are now available at NC's.Also available is fresh orange juice care of the Big Sister Orange Juice Emporium Inc.BTW did anyone hear that awfull noise last night?Sounded like a Sqdn of Vulcans and seemed to be coming from the direction of the Sparkly hammock.;-) Wed 15 Sep 2010 06:42:41 GMT+1 Lady_Sue *tip-toes past snoring froggers, deftly avoiding empty cider cans*Time to curl up in the sparkly hammock and read the first chapter of my new book. Yum, mug of Green and Black's Organic hot chocolate and I'm far enough away from base camp not to hear the snoring. *snuggles down* Tue 14 Sep 2010 23:33:46 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Okay Let's get goingSwing around - swing around Tue 14 Sep 2010 21:05:49 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Gillianian - you don't have to ask me! However you may need to tilt your hat to jaunty angle ...Now where can I find some of those stick things to make a star? You know, for the showpiece, that goes wrong Tue 14 Sep 2010 20:49:44 GMT+1 Stewart_M Gillianian does Horse know?P Nutt, Firkin for me please. Tue 14 Sep 2010 20:31:27 GMT+1 Gillianian Ohhhhh Ellis - can I be the caller?? I've been intermittently hoarse all week but I'm in fine fettle now ;o) Tue 14 Sep 2010 20:15:27 GMT+1 DiY Ellis....cider dunt come in pints.....gallons yes, flaggon maybe, quarts at push....pints..never.:-p Tue 14 Sep 2010 19:50:03 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Strip the widow? - Zoiks! Read again.Excellent plan, we're going to need pints and pints of cider so this'll help! Tue 14 Sep 2010 18:44:22 GMT+1 Sindy Ellis - let's strip the willow together! Tue 14 Sep 2010 18:30:00 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter booze up? ... sorry I meant to say barn dance! Tue 14 Sep 2010 18:22:26 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I just got an inspiration from something I heard on the long wave ... anyone up for a booze up in the camel shed? Tue 14 Sep 2010 18:15:17 GMT+1 Sindy 130. davmcn"Humph was funnier"But that was Humph! Tue 14 Sep 2010 18:02:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter ... and I'm still whistling the theme from Miami Vice ... this isn't good ... Tue 14 Sep 2010 17:56:46 GMT+1 DiY We have some flooding on my part of the Norfolk beach! Tue 14 Sep 2010 17:56:09 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Blooming heck! It's hailing on my stretch of beach! It is September isn't it, I haven't overslept again have I?The chicken barbecue idea has therefore been instantly transformed into Chicken in a spicy red wine sauce. To be served on the verandah looking out upon the chaos from sheltered safety. Tue 14 Sep 2010 17:37:17 GMT+1 DiY I saw a £20 note once! Tue 14 Sep 2010 17:32:39 GMT+1 needsanewnickname I'm enjoying the ISIHACery, Horsey. Tue 14 Sep 2010 17:14:23 GMT+1 davmcn EPO 135, Or 27p. Tue 14 Sep 2010 16:21:38 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 136 - not any more ;-( Tue 14 Sep 2010 16:21:10 GMT+1