Comments for en-gb 30 Sat 31 Jan 2015 16:17:24 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at lucien desgai Thank you to whoever made that slush puppie ... could I have another? Fri 23 Jul 2010 05:16:17 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I don't think freezing whisky can be good for it. I wonder what it tastes like. Thu 22 Jul 2010 22:39:19 GMT+1 DiY LOL..... so they found Ernest's secret stash!:-) Thu 22 Jul 2010 21:00:55 GMT+1 Stewart_M Fancy a cold glass of Whisky? Thu 22 Jul 2010 19:31:16 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Colliding with Sid... over the Chablis, delicately chilled, sweetly decanted... Chins Up everyone! Thu 22 Jul 2010 18:39:12 GMT+1 Sindy Crikey! What's that in my glass? I think I might have found a Higgs boson ... Thu 22 Jul 2010 17:58:26 GMT+1 DiY Bottoms up... ☺ Thu 22 Jul 2010 17:56:48 GMT+1 Alan_N Chilled Mouse Cadet in the fridge friends. Help yourselves. Thu 22 Jul 2010 17:03:36 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Heeeey P Nutt - look, there's a new weather map!This one's blue! 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Thu 22 Jul 2010 17:02:34 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sue - Certainly not.slippery adjective - like a slipper. Thu 22 Jul 2010 15:31:49 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Sid, I hope you have some more Chablis cooling in the naughty-step wine fridge. Yours@188: no! Seriously? Deffo time for neck oil. Horse, for 'shiny' should we read 'slippery'? Thu 22 Jul 2010 14:56:58 GMT+1 DiY I don't want to worry Peeps but I have just passed Joe Grundy going the other way clutching a large courgette muttering "Tha' no good busy body Linda Snell is dun fur I tell ye!" Thu 22 Jul 2010 13:49:26 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse I hope Nick Griffin went to the expense of buying a nice new shiny suit for the occasion. Thu 22 Jul 2010 13:46:02 GMT+1 Alan_N I can think of few things I'd like to do less. And don't call me Shirley. Thu 22 Jul 2010 13:43:03 GMT+1 Sindy The only good thing about going would be that's it's the one place you could guarantee not to meet Nick Griffin ... surely you'd be tempted? Thu 22 Jul 2010 13:23:29 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sid, I'd never make it in time and anyway, I hate sandwiches with cucumber in them. I don't think there's time to organise a raffle either - I think you should go. (See if you can half-inch some bottles for the NC Bar) Thu 22 Jul 2010 13:16:03 GMT+1 Sindy There's a spare place going at the garden party - should we have a raffle to see who can go from the beach? Thu 22 Jul 2010 12:54:57 GMT+1 Sindy '88 all out: Australia reduced to rubble'Time to crack another tinny? Thu 22 Jul 2010 10:31:31 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Ah, lovely. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. Thu 22 Jul 2010 09:54:48 GMT+1 Sindy Saving the beach from being washed away by the weather - again. Thu 22 Jul 2010 08:56:14 GMT+1 Sindy Morning all. Just saving the beach from being washed away by the weather. Thu 22 Jul 2010 08:39:40 GMT+1 Anne P Thanks, Mr Nutt, and here's the home-made marmalade for the toast. Thu 22 Jul 2010 06:09:30 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps! ®Crispy bacon with scrambled eggs on toast with tea and coffee awaits.Fresh orange juice c/o Big Sister.:-) Thu 22 Jul 2010 06:01:17 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter *click ... buzz whiiirrrthumpC'mon you beggar ......DesparadoGot it! Wed 21 Jul 2010 23:50:21 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Katriona doesn't do this for everyone you know! Wed 21 Jul 2010 23:09:10 GMT+1 Sindy Løt of weåther aboüt ... Wed 21 Jul 2010 22:45:47 GMT+1 Sindy Here you are Horse - glüg glüg glüg glüg glüg glüg glüg glüg glüg ... say whén ... Wed 21 Jul 2010 22:44:55 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse I'll have a glass... Wed 21 Jul 2010 22:39:33 GMT+1 Sindy Is this Chablis chilléd? Why yes - if there's any lèft ... Wed 21 Jul 2010 22:36:45 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter PING ... Enuff mischief! Wed 21 Jul 2010 22:29:07 GMT+1 lucien desgai On parchment a fore. Wed 21 Jul 2010 22:01:26 GMT+1 Big Sister Ah ha, Ellis, I see the secret code season has hit you, too! ;o)a for e in one word in the sentence above. Wed 21 Jul 2010 21:58:11 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter e 4 a in 1 word above. Wed 21 Jul 2010 20:06:50 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter P_Nutt, Eric is still sending secret mesages to his allies, being a secret agent and all that y'ken? You'll need to be patient. Apparantly Anna Chapman is going to do a photoshoot for Playboy ... I know this all from the weather map .., oh, and Leonid told me. Wed 21 Jul 2010 20:04:59 GMT+1 Alan_N 169 - Sue - Sid has installed his own wine fridge on the naughty step because he spends so much time there. Wed 21 Jul 2010 19:41:37 GMT+1 DiY If I see one more Weather map, so help me God, I shall not be held responsible for me actions!Now, can someone pour me a stiff one? Wed 21 Jul 2010 19:16:34 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Sid is that Chablis chilled? Zooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm ......... Wed 21 Jul 2010 18:52:51 GMT+1 Alan_N Bottle of rosé (thanks Sid) went down well. Time to move on to the mouse cadet... Wed 21 Jul 2010 18:35:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter How often does one really need a beardy c? Except, of course to call for the waiter! Garçon! Wed 21 Jul 2010 18:03:51 GMT+1 Alan_N Three years well spent then! Wed 21 Jul 2010 17:23:39 GMT+1 Big Sister That's what an Oxbridge education does for one, Alan. ;o) Wed 21 Jul 2010 17:21:14 GMT+1 Alan_N Sid - smarty pants. Wed 21 Jul 2010 17:08:16 GMT+1 needsanewnickname *urp* gosh, I think I've had too many. They were just too tempting... Wed 21 Jul 2010 17:07:25 GMT+1 Sindy éèàçêHelp yourselves ... Wed 21 Jul 2010 17:00:22 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Oh, Sid, can I borrow that é? I needed it about 5 minutes ago in a non-Froggy post... if I nip back quickly I could just save face... Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:46:56 GMT+1 needsanewnickname I think we'd need Mata as well, Lady Sue... Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:45:04 GMT+1 Sindy We've got a fabulous Chablis on the naughty step, by the way ... Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:43:39 GMT+1 Sindy é(For Alan to cut and paste) Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:42:58 GMT+1 Alan_N Certainly it is, unless you would like to try this unassuming but cheeky little rose?(Can't do accents!) Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:40:41 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Oh Alan, well done you! Is that cool, crisp Chardonnay for Moi? Cheers Frances - yes isn't it? Perhaps we could start a petition - or bring back Diggles and Fred on a rescue mission. Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:29:32 GMT+1 Big Sister Hell-O Frances O! ;o) Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:05:45 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Bringing back 'recent comments'? What a good idea ;o)Hello, Beachfroggers! Wed 21 Jul 2010 16:03:25 GMT+1 Alan_N Happy days - the wine delivery has arrived. Tonight could be good.Now - one for me, one for all of you; one for me... Wed 21 Jul 2010 14:46:24 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Big Sister, I found a picture of a filo sofa on the cyberweb but it's from a Russian site and they're usually blocked by the moderators for some reason.A clever idea though; lots of layers of different cloth coverings that you can change around as you desire.Today, I am mostly designing big buttons, in cascading style sheets! It's quite arty and a lovely change from complex maths. Wed 21 Jul 2010 14:28:19 GMT+1 Gillianian It's never too early here, Alan - we could at least have a shot of Baileys in our coffee, or whisky in our tea. ;o)And how about a hot, freshly-made doughnut for elevenses? Wed 21 Jul 2010 10:01:59 GMT+1 Alan_N Did I hear right this morning? Anne Atkins on the 'It's time to something loud because there is nothing of interest going to happen in the next two minutes' slot was talking about her school knickers? I had to stick my fingers in my ears - that wasn't a good start to the day. Is it too early for a drink? Wed 21 Jul 2010 09:12:42 GMT+1 Anne P Thanks for the music Ete, though I'm not quite sure what you are suggesting.... Wed 21 Jul 2010 08:45:35 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd We oughta keep 4X4s off the Beach Wed 21 Jul 2010 08:32:06 GMT+1 Big Sister Ellis (137): It is against the philosophy of this Beach (Beach philosophy? Now, there's a thought ...) to SELL food, or drink, here.No BOGOFFS allowed, either. ;o) Wed 21 Jul 2010 07:53:44 GMT+1 DiY Morning PeepsTea, coffee and crossaunts with a fine selection of preserves are available at the NC's. Wed 21 Jul 2010 05:55:47 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Whew Ellis, glad I was not the culprit. I see what you mean about all the weather threads. It is a tad confusing. If only they would bring back 'Recent Comments'! It was so much easier and faster to get back into topical discussions - much less scrolling and fiddling about. Any chance Eddie? Wed 21 Jul 2010 05:24:40 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Talk about light the touch paper and stand away ... Tue 20 Jul 2010 22:39:35 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Phil - If that was worth reporting you would be doing it on the right Beach. :0) Tue 20 Jul 2010 21:12:41 GMT+1 Phil Burt 1856?well, among othet things...Jan 25th - Battle of Seattle; skirmish between settlers & Indiansand...Dec 9th - The Iranian city of Bushehr surrenders to occupying British forces. Tue 20 Jul 2010 21:00:03 GMT+1 Phil Burt I like horseback!;-) Tue 20 Jul 2010 20:33:49 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Lady Sue - Of course not, it's not YOU who keeps putting a fresh weather map up every single night thus bumping other threads down the scale. Speaking of which if anybody knows what happened in 1856 there's another Beach needs rescuing, so close to the double millenium too.139 - So long as we can watch you eat it from behind a plexiglass screen ... just in case! Tue 20 Jul 2010 20:18:23 GMT+1 lucien desgai 137 EllisIf I eat two whole fish pies do I get the third one free? Tue 20 Jul 2010 19:44:58 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Ellis, shock-horror, I hope I'm not the "certain person" though I confess, am a tad obsessed (AND so would you be if you lived over here) with the weather. Fish pie? Shouldn't that be a 'school of fish'? Alan ... where art thou? Drinkypoos required. Tue 20 Jul 2010 19:42:05 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Zoiks, we can't have the Beach falling into oblivion because of a certain person's obsession with the weather!Fish pie tonight. If you can eat a whole one you get a second for half price ... each one is very big! Tue 20 Jul 2010 18:48:46 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Horse they were so funny! It's not often I turn PM down so I can concentrate on what I'm reading. Horse on fire! Tue 20 Jul 2010 16:08:15 GMT+1 Alan_N Horse you are on fire today. Tue 20 Jul 2010 15:34:01 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Tue 20 Jul 2010 13:22:59 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Tue 20 Jul 2010 13:21:21 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse I hear that corduroy pillows are making headlines. Tue 20 Jul 2010 13:20:42 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Tue 20 Jul 2010 13:20:06 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse An anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?" Tue 20 Jul 2010 13:18:50 GMT+1 Anne P On great form today Mr Horse! Thanks, like Trevor, I needed cheering up. Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:24:24 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Annasse - I don't! I steal most of them. Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:18:32 GMT+1 annasee Oh Horse, they made me laugh out loud. I don't know how you think them up... ;-) Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:15:26 GMT+1 Sindy Leave 'em wanting more, Horse! Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:08:39 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Right, that's enough! Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:03:39 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on." Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:01:56 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid big league bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:01:00 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Tue 20 Jul 2010 11:00:11 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent says, "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish".Sean furrows his brow and says, "Tennish? But I don`t even have a racket." Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:59:16 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:56:13 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather thanCalifornia.This, of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!" Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:55:20 GMT+1 Trevor Mansell IH. 110,113 et al.I've just sent these around the RL office. Much guffahing from various points. Keep 'em coming. We all need cheering up at the moment. Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:49:41 GMT+1 Sindy Horse - I can see you're putting a lot of effort into not peaking too early ... Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:48:16 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "....When you wish to pawn a Star, it makes no difference who you are." Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:43:13 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse This post has been Removed Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:34:37 GMT+1 Sindy A Freudian slit? What's one of them? Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:31:25 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census." Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:23:55 GMT+1 Lady_Sue How do the donkeys get on with the camels and huffalumps? Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:23:03 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:21:36 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on Paper View. Tue 20 Jul 2010 10:20:18 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse After receiving written instructions I will today be mostly patting the donkey. Tue 20 Jul 2010 08:45:45 GMT+1 Sindy [preen] Tue 20 Jul 2010 08:39:13 GMT+1 Gillianian "A few exotics" indeed...Sid, those peacock feathers really suit you ;o) Tue 20 Jul 2010 08:37:37 GMT+1 Sindy I always wait until I'm sure the sun is going to stay up ...and then I get breakfast ready. All the usuals, beach warriors, plus (as you can see) a few exotics. Tue 20 Jul 2010 08:01:46 GMT+1