Comments for en-gb 30 Fri 30 Jan 2015 17:40:24 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at lucien desgai There's a crab hobbling along the beach yelling "Who took my walking stick?!" Thu 01 Jul 2010 21:47:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I refer Thu 01 Jul 2010 21:38:54 GMT+1 lucien desgai Well I've met all sorts of people with all sorts of tastes, but I've never heard it called a grandad pick up tool before. Thu 01 Jul 2010 21:31:32 GMT+1 Phil Burt Can you do all that with avidemux, Ellis? Thu 01 Jul 2010 21:26:18 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Thanks Fifi! *extends grandad pick up tool with glass on end*I'm reading about NSTC interlacing with MPEG using MPV4 on 3D with no glasses. It's nonsense of course but you know these kids ... Thu 01 Jul 2010 21:17:54 GMT+1 Stewart_M Fifi, can I have one if these Thu 01 Jul 2010 20:54:21 GMT+1 lucien desgai Hi Fifi!I'll crouch ... you tip. Thu 01 Jul 2010 20:38:51 GMT+1 Fifi *Proffers large bottle*Who's first? Thu 01 Jul 2010 20:37:00 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Cor! I never knew I had a hammock, I've been sleeping in my treehouse.Wow, British Journal of Photography, Creative Lens, Shutterbug, Canon Pro Network ... BBC Nature!Thanks lucien, the postie must have left them all here! Thu 01 Jul 2010 20:29:53 GMT+1 lucien desgai That would explain the 'artistic photography' magazines under your hammock Ellis. Thu 01 Jul 2010 20:05:51 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter lucien, you also have little interest looking front to back, I believe, except aesthetically and that's all I'm doing.The dribble is a primal response I have no control over. Thu 01 Jul 2010 19:56:02 GMT+1 lucien desgai I have no interest in viewing women back to front. Thu 01 Jul 2010 19:44:34 GMT+1 DiY *grabs pink and purple board and heads for the surf *..all this maffs stuff is doin' me 'ead in so be orf fur a bit of surfing... Thu 01 Jul 2010 19:44:17 GMT+1 DiY into a mirror!!;-) Thu 01 Jul 2010 19:39:07 GMT+1 lucien desgai In solidarity with the women of the beach I shall be looking the other way.;o) Thu 01 Jul 2010 19:11:24 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Yeah, yeah, we can all wiki ;-)Now pull up a chair and watch [link would be removed by moderators]! Thu 01 Jul 2010 18:52:22 GMT+1 DiY Well call me staid, but I am sticking with the existing Perelman's proof based on Hamilton's Ricci flow! ☺ Thu 01 Jul 2010 18:41:57 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter P Nutt you might want to solve something along the lines of the Poincaré Conjecture before even thinking about it ;-) Thu 01 Jul 2010 18:07:39 GMT+1 DiY Ellis, out of interest, how much do they charge? And is it by the hour? Thu 01 Jul 2010 18:02:30 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I don't care anymore (about the maths thing), it's Miss Moscow tonight, so I'm leaving my brain in a jar and nabbing the big chair.There will be much tutting from Nataliya and Katriona which I will pay dearly for later. Thu 01 Jul 2010 17:53:59 GMT+1 Stewart_M Some maths problem/ solution. I'll have the million though Thu 01 Jul 2010 17:14:27 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Anybody happen to know what the Poincaré Conjecture is? I've just been reading, in Nataliya's paper, about a noble Russian who declined $1million for solving it. Thu 01 Jul 2010 17:11:09 GMT+1 Phil Burt I wanted more rain! Thu 01 Jul 2010 17:01:12 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Actually Stewart, it says above that: For BH, the text was as follows:It doesn't make sense in context but ... what does?Thanks for watching the kettle, I knew it wouldn't boil if you did. Now stop.I'm ready for a final cuppa before beer.Not too much damage outside, one of the surf boards has a crack so don't use the pink and purple one for now. Thu 01 Jul 2010 16:17:43 GMT+1 Stewart_M Anyone spot the "pass the buck" comment on Today Newsletter.To respond to this newsletter please email [Personal details removed by Moderator] Thu 01 Jul 2010 16:01:30 GMT+1 DiY As Lady Sue would say....eejit, Ellis it is quite a small Daisy, just really really close!;-) Thu 01 Jul 2010 15:59:35 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter That's a big Daisy there, P Nutt!Well the storm seems to have blown itself out so I'll take a peek outside. Meanwhile watch that there kettle will you? in case it boils afore I get back. Thu 01 Jul 2010 15:06:10 GMT+1 DiY Phwoooaaarrr...... Poppy and Daisy are looking sooo nice today!:-) Thu 01 Jul 2010 11:03:54 GMT+1 U14519596 And, for elevenses, some fresh Georgia Pecan pie....I'll have a large mug of that tea, thanks. It's so wet and windy out, I just saw a squirrel lose its gruip and take a tumble!Hang on! Thu 01 Jul 2010 10:37:29 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 139 P Nutt - It was just late because we couldn't dock safely and the crane on the quay was swaying a bit ... all's well now though.Ding Ding Eleven Bells ... tea for the workers - early cocktails for the passengers. Thu 01 Jul 2010 10:00:09 GMT+1 DiY ...I think the AM Glass Box for today may have been washed overboard! Thu 01 Jul 2010 07:10:11 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Cor, there's a gale a blowin' this mornin' batten down the hatches.Shiver me timbers, aar. Hot grog for the workers, tea for steerage and coffee on the ppop deck! Thu 01 Jul 2010 07:01:13 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps!Something slightly different for breakfast this morning, cuddled eggs! Tea and coffee will be soon.:-) Thu 01 Jul 2010 05:37:15 GMT+1 DiY If you missed his earlier recital it is here!! Wed 30 Jun 2010 20:36:38 GMT+1 DiY Does anyone fancy a game of cards....♠♥♣♦?Or shall we listen to mittfh playing with his organ again...♪ ♪♫♫♫♪ ♪♫♫♫ Wed 30 Jun 2010 20:21:38 GMT+1 DiY Yep! Wed 30 Jun 2010 20:17:49 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 132 - Lucky that roux worked, eh? ;-) Wed 30 Jun 2010 20:08:58 GMT+1 DiY ..and some Coronation chicken vol au vents canapé nibble on! Wed 30 Jun 2010 19:55:57 GMT+1 DiY ...'ere you go, sup and enjoy! Wed 30 Jun 2010 19:52:54 GMT+1 Stewart_M Pour one for me please Wed 30 Jun 2010 19:14:43 GMT+1 DiY ...surely it must be Pimms o'clock now?☺ Wed 30 Jun 2010 17:46:40 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter YES WE CAN! Good oh! The cook-out can proceed as planned. Wed 30 Jun 2010 16:59:00 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Grande Noix, to go in the water? Nope. Gosh I need some time on the beach. Budge up everyone. Time for a little drinkypoos! Wed 30 Jun 2010 16:39:00 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Uh oh, world butter shortage in the pantry! I wonder if I can make a roux with sunflower oil?Why not? Only one way to find out ... Wed 30 Jun 2010 16:31:20 GMT+1 Stewart_M Ellis, I find that it gets quite hard when writing the sort of prose in my 117. Wed 30 Jun 2010 16:05:35 GMT+1 Grande Noix Is it safe? Wed 30 Jun 2010 16:05:33 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 122 - [This post would be moderated if it could read my thoughts!]More tea vicar? And, I do believe we have some scones ... Wed 30 Jun 2010 15:47:42 GMT+1 Stewart_M Ellis, not sure I could keep it up long enough for a thrills and swoon novel.:-) Wed 30 Jun 2010 14:18:24 GMT+1 needsanewnickname How exciting, another O in the frogosphere!I don't think we're related.Meanwhile I've found a thorn þ Wed 30 Jun 2010 13:05:29 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Zoiks! Stewart, Are you a Moons and Bill author in speedos?I've come over all wibbly wobbly ... Wed 30 Jun 2010 12:49:35 GMT+1 DiY before lowering herself down to the cooling embers of the camp fire.Crikey!Anyhoo, bacon and egg Geralds for lunch. Wed 30 Jun 2010 12:03:26 GMT+1 mittfh In the hope we can drown out the din from a certain type of untuned trumpet relative, I've set up a keyboard (powered from a solar cell on the roof of the NCB if you're interested) so we can demonstrate that even the most tuneless of us sounds better than that instrument (of aural torture).*Fumbles through folder of sheet music**Pulls out "The Sun Has Got His Hat On"**Pulls out "Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside"*A 1,2,A 1, 2, 3, 4....*Hits intro key*... Wed 30 Jun 2010 11:24:58 GMT+1 Stewart_M oops! That O was a Typo, not that Lass wot wrote those erotic stories. ;-)She took the fork from my hand and slowly and gently squeezed the Pink Marshmallows onto the triple pronged utensil. "These are far better warm and I love the way they ooze" she said in her sultry voice before lowering herself down to the cooling embers of the camp fire. Wed 30 Jun 2010 11:04:12 GMT+1 Gillianian O, I do like to be beside the seaside...!I see I'm just in time for elevenses. Mmmmm...marshmallows on toast...! Wed 30 Jun 2010 10:29:37 GMT+1 Anne P Stewart, please introduce me to your friend O, I don't believe we've met although we do share a love of toasted marshmallows. Wed 30 Jun 2010 09:58:44 GMT+1 Stewart_M P Nut sorry O was toasting my Marshmallows. Do you need this back Ψ ? Wed 30 Jun 2010 09:29:33 GMT+1 lucien desgai Thank you to whoever left this back-scratcher in the kitchen ... really hit the spot! Wed 30 Jun 2010 06:12:09 GMT+1 DiY Morning Froggers,No toast this morning, I am unable to locate the toasting fork!So crossaunts with tea and freshly made coffee.With a fair wind and bit o' luck Big Sis may roll up with the chilled juice of oranges before too long.:-) Wed 30 Jun 2010 06:00:50 GMT+1 Anne P I've brought the young Macallan and a bottle of Auchentoshan - hold out your glasses.... Tue 29 Jun 2010 20:31:32 GMT+1 Lady_Sue I so need a bit of beach. Budge up everyone and let's enjoy that fabulous sunset. Tue 29 Jun 2010 20:06:06 GMT+1 DiY LOL...and I thought it was Croydon...[Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator] Tue 29 Jun 2010 19:31:12 GMT+1 DiY ...serves you right bor!:-) Tue 29 Jun 2010 19:01:31 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Gruel tonight for me ... Tue 29 Jun 2010 18:30:02 GMT+1 DiY While I wait for me Beans-on-Toast does anyone fancy a game of Tetris...┌┘┘─├─┴oi win!!! Tue 29 Jun 2010 17:28:27 GMT+1 DiY I wonder what is for dinner, something exciting I hope! Tue 29 Jun 2010 16:26:54 GMT+1 Moray Mint Ellis, You should'nae fash!;-) Tue 29 Jun 2010 15:46:13 GMT+1 DiY When Craigowl puts on his cowl, and Coolie Law his hood,The folk o’ Lundie may look dool, for the day’ll no’ be good.Anon Tue 29 Jun 2010 15:43:55 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Hrmph - no cake for me it seems ... may I humbly invite the censor to listen to Making History?Meanwhile, I'll be sulking on the naughty step. Tue 29 Jun 2010 15:13:35 GMT+1 Moray Mint Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. -John Ruskin;þ Tue 29 Jun 2010 14:31:21 GMT+1 Moray Mint Posting:Well, it worked in 'preview'!;þOf course, it needs to be finished with a seicolon to work:þ Tue 29 Jun 2010 14:14:10 GMT+1 Moray Mint This post has been Removed Tue 29 Jun 2010 14:11:44 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter This post has been Removed Tue 29 Jun 2010 14:06:04 GMT+1 Anne P Yes please Mr Nutt - just what I need after washing the car ready for impending visit by daughter and grandson (other half had transported large quantities of rubbish for dumping /recycling yesterday so thorough cleanout/wash definitely overdue). Tue 29 Jun 2010 14:05:10 GMT+1 DiY Nyone for a cup of tea an a piece of cake? Tue 29 Jun 2010 14:01:44 GMT+1 DiY EtE....BAE Hawks? Tue 29 Jun 2010 11:45:58 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd On a beach by a lake the other side of a mountain from the Beach sparrow feeding two nearly fledged young with tiny tiny crumbs that she put into their mouths, her beak the most delicate tweezers.Heart rending caring as the fishermen pull the barbed hooks out of the mouths of trout and the war planes howl overhead. Tue 29 Jun 2010 10:23:39 GMT+1 DiY Why didn't you use the oven glove?Anyhoo, the sun has got it's hat on so i am going out to play!☼ Tue 29 Jun 2010 10:07:43 GMT+1 Stewart_M Thar's toastin fork had a bit of a short handle , I've burnt my fingers. Tue 29 Jun 2010 08:55:36 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Phew - than goodness, after yesterdays disaster! Just to walk in and pick up a cuppa.Thanks P Nutt! Tue 29 Jun 2010 07:31:42 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps!Ψ....toasting fork at the ready! Let's toast.I can recommend the Lemon Marmalade. Tea and coffee will be ready in a minute. Tue 29 Jun 2010 06:16:20 GMT+1 Moray Mint "Non-English" characters, ye ken!;þ Mon 28 Jun 2010 22:42:49 GMT+1 Moray Mint This post has been Removed Mon 28 Jun 2010 21:58:36 GMT+1 Moray Mint This post has been Removed Mon 28 Jun 2010 21:52:08 GMT+1 Moray Mint Frances, in windoze, accessories is at start/all programs/accessories...I've got some green creds, to be sure, but even more compromises. I am a gash an' faithfu' tyke, As ever lap a sheugh or dyke. I'm sort of newly minted, ye ken?;þ Mon 28 Jun 2010 21:07:57 GMT+1 Moray Mint þ U+00FE Latin small letter thorn (Icelandic, Old English)From mint menu/all applications/character map;-) Mon 28 Jun 2010 20:32:11 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Now I'm being very dense. Ellis, where is Accessories? I'm stuck on a windoze pc thingie.MM, I have to ask, are you the famous Bonnie Mint O Moray? He has (monde)green credentials.Ye bloggers and ye froggers,Oh whaur hae yer been? Mon 28 Jun 2010 20:30:53 GMT+1 DiY It's reet grim up 't North. Mon 28 Jun 2010 19:52:06 GMT+1 Alan_N 79 - North of the border? I'll be joining you in December... Mon 28 Jun 2010 18:25:34 GMT+1 Stewart_M Moray, Yep I am struggling to get the characters in mint. In open office it says © is U + 0089. but it can't be the U key. Mon 28 Jun 2010 18:23:58 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Ohh, and now it's a gonna rain here too!Quick everybody inside Nick's ... save the wine!(Frances, look under Accessories - System Tools - Character Map. You'll find loads to choose from there where you copy and paste. {that'll be ₩50 please}) Mon 28 Jun 2010 18:04:26 GMT+1 Moray Mint Forgot to mention, loads of lovely rain here - about time too! Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:57:31 GMT+1 Moray Mint Disnae wurk in mint neither! Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:56:27 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Waaahh! It doesn't work! And no, I'm not on a mac this time. The ground's quite dry here.Hello, Lady Sue! Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:51:35 GMT+1 DiY 74 Lady Sue, some things never change?:-) Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:44:45 GMT+1 DiY : then - and then hold down the alt key..type in 0254 and let go.Some Peeps say it easier on a Mac, but heck...this is the 21st century © ® ™ !!!! Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:43:25 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Ellis, it's sodding well lashing down here and has been all day. Must be the monsoon season methinks. Might I have a cool, crisp Chardonnay instead of julep? Cheers everyone! Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:34:41 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Oh, hello, young Nutt! Mwahs back to you. How'd you do that sticky-out-tonguey symbol? Mon 28 Jun 2010 17:27:28 GMT+1 DiY Frances (with an O)..... Mwaahhh, mwaahhhh!:-þ Mon 28 Jun 2010 16:53:12 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Gosh, the Beach is still here... Nick's looks OK... no-one on the naughty veranda, hmmm...Hello, froggers! Mon 28 Jun 2010 16:48:38 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Lady Sue, please take a glass of julep and make yourself comfortable.'tis a fine evening! 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