Comments for en-gb 30 Thu 31 Jul 2014 06:22:13 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at GotToTheEnd 333Thank you for the set-up.I can assure you'll never find my r's in the wrong place.Nor has any insertion of mine been an insertion of r's.Although if I were to say my quack pokers my prostrate gland you'd find my r's in two wrong places at once.This is the current Beach, isn't it. Fri 19 Feb 2010 17:43:49 GMT+1 davmcn BS 327, Copy and paste. Yes, sounds like wallpaper paste to me. Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:58:27 GMT+1 Crataegus Monogyna 351! Fri 19 Feb 2010 10:08:25 GMT+1 Big Sister 328: Karen, lemon juice is always fairly reliable for calming down a chili overdose. Other remedies are available ;o) Thu 18 Feb 2010 23:06:06 GMT+1 Stewart_M They didn't replay the 8.30 trailer did they? Thu 18 Feb 2010 22:39:17 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Speakin' of games, I seem to have this rather expansive piece of elastic with a bit of cloth hanging off - part of somebody's kit? Or shall I give it back to the camel? Thu 18 Feb 2010 22:11:50 GMT+1 Sindy Careful, DiY - you'll have someone's eye out with that! Thu 18 Feb 2010 22:10:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I never knew it was a game! How do we play? Thu 18 Feb 2010 22:04:48 GMT+1 Crataegus Monogyna Isn't "In Our Time" a gem? Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:56:25 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter verbose - I can spell really I can! Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:48:37 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I seem to be caught in a dastardly time loop, there is this Mr Bragg talking again and I have this horrible image, from a dream, about biting on cartridges and a verbous Welshman saying something very odd.When is the digital switchover going to be over so I can buy a telly? Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:47:40 GMT+1 Stewart_M I'm about to do the Tresburysons on line shop. Deliver 9.00-11.00. So you can can listen to AQ without interruption. What do you want.Crisps, Real Ale, Shiraz, Champagne,Mushrooms, Peanut Butter, LAtex speedos... Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:22:33 GMT+1 DiY And I will be joining you, Crataegus Monogyna, in a pint of the dark stuff as soon as I can get out of these latex Speedos!......BOING...... Crikey I was nae expecting that to happen! Thu 18 Feb 2010 21:06:57 GMT+1 Crataegus Monogyna 340. Time for a Liffey (or three)Slainte! Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:57:25 GMT+1 DiY Sorry Stew, nearly forgot!I have got:-Sea Salt 'n Cider VinSheeps CheeseGoatPlanePrawnChicken 'n MushroomOxtailSquirrel (Grey)Squirrel (Red) * but only one packet 'cos they be rare *Roast Beef (rare)Roast Beef (medium)Roast Beef (well done son)WorcestershiresParsnipParsnip wiv a hint of pickled PeasantPorkpieGrouseDuckGooseMoose 'n HoneyLamb 'n Mint SauceMutton 'n RosemaryTomatoChilliandCherrybut we is all out of Raspberry, trouble at mill.....sorry! Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:17:06 GMT+1 Stewart_M Peanut soup is a sweet chinese dish. I have a recipe somewhere. Only had it in Malaysia though. Diy have you any crisps left? Thu 18 Feb 2010 20:08:59 GMT+1 DiY Oh..I nearly forgot....I declare these bottles of real ale well and truly opened!Enjoy Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:22:17 GMT+1 DiY RxKaren, let me get this right.You're advocating that if I am having a really bad roofing day I should smear myself all over with it?Yer 'avin a larf! Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:18:37 GMT+1 RxKaren Supposed to be good for post-herpetic neuralgia. Never fancied it though. Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:06:23 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter If anybody administers chili to me while I'm in a recumbant posture is going to get short shrift, I'll tell yee that! Thu 18 Feb 2010 19:03:26 GMT+1 DiY EtE see earlier discussion, I think you have inserted an r where no r should ever be inserted, unless of course you are tired!;-) Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:59:43 GMT+1 DiY Will you lot keep the noise down!Some of us in 1st class are trying to work! Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:45:17 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd Goodness, those recipes sound disgusting! Bring back DMcN's postrate.(Calm down chilis with yoghurt)Chili powder is good for prostrates (though not when applied directly) Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:38:46 GMT+1 RxKaren (329) Put it this way - I took some in for the nurses at work to try and they asked whether it was to go to pathology! Having said that though they all tried it and they've now all got the recipe. Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:18:58 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Karen "it looks a bit odd" - I must admit, I do wonder what it does look like in the end. Still, when you serve it up tonight, as you now must surely do we'll all know.How many carrots in an oz? or potatoes come to that? Born too late, sorry to say. Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:14:44 GMT+1 RxKaren BigSis - At heart I am a bucket chemist so I tend to guess the quantities and see how it all comes out. I have not yet found a way of calming it down if you overdo the chilli.If you get it right it's best served with crusty bread. If you get it wrong it's best served with your favourite indigestion remedy. Thu 18 Feb 2010 18:11:57 GMT+1 Big Sister Mmm, Karen, sounds very tasty! Thank you so much for sharing it - I will copy and paste, then give it a whirl. :o) Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:56:09 GMT+1 RxKaren 2 tbsp oil1 large onion (finely chopped)2 garlic cloves (crushed)1/2 tsp chilli powder (1 tsp if you're using mild chilli)2 peppers (seeded and finely chopped)8 oz carrots (finely diced)8 oz potatoes (finely diced)3 celery sticks (sliced)1 1/2 pints vegetable stock6 tbsp crunchy peanut buttertin sweetcorn (original note says 4 oz but I use a standard tin)1. Heat oil in a large pan & cook the onion and garlic for about 3 minutes. Add the chilli powder and cook for another minute.2. Add the peppers, carrots, potatoes and celery. Stir well and cook for about 4 minutes stirring occasionally.3. Add the vegetable stock, then the peanut butter and sweetcorn. Stir until it's all combined.4. Bring to the boil, cover and simmer for about 20 minutes or until all the vegetables are tender. Serve.My scribbled notes also say something about adding salt and pepper although I've never bothered. Also make sure you don't muddle up chilli powder with extra hot chilli powder. That's from bitter experience. I always make some if I feel that I'm coming down with a cold. I'm sure it's only a placebo effect but I always feel better for it. Oh, and serve it to the family and close friends first - it looks a bit odd. Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:54:24 GMT+1 Big Sister RXKaren: Can you share your recipe for peanut butter and chili soup? It sounds very interesting. Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:40:29 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 321, I think they say Andy Pandy. Or, maybe rumpy pumpy.RXK322, Do you say peanut butter or peanut butter? (Em-phasis on bold) Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:31:58 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter 319 - Ten Kwacha, that'll be 0.133 pence please DiY ;-) Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:26:24 GMT+1 RxKaren 318 - No idea but in the spirit of science I may give it a go and report back. My chilli and peanut butter soup is now a legend.319 - The place you're describing sounds like Thetford. We merely attack foreigners from the North with pitchforks here. Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:24:43 GMT+1 DiY davmcn, you say namby pamby, where I come from Hog Riders say namby pandy ! Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:24:40 GMT+1 Stewart_M I'll have some bread. And Horse, in a former life I was an ice cream man. No Mr Whippy though only freshly scooped. Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:18:50 GMT+1 DiY RxKaren....if one wanted to live dangerously one would move to Suffolk where there be dragons and it rains toads of a Tuesday.EPO, can I put a bid in for that tenner? Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:18:44 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 313, We ain't got no namby pamby toaster. We use the grill in our cooker. 'The greatest thing since sliced bread.' is a US saying based on a US invention.RXK 314, Is peanut butter bread more like cake, like banana nut bread? I make that. Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:17:08 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Fresh bread, yum! Thanks Karen. Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:09:49 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Oops, other auction sites are available... phew... Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:04:58 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Afternoon all, anything happening today? I sold some money on eBay last week; lost a fortune! Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:03:30 GMT+1 RxKaren Live dangerously DiY. I have a recipe for peanut butter bread - I may try that next week! Thu 18 Feb 2010 17:02:05 GMT+1 DiY davmcn 312. Bread comes from supermarkets, it is purchased in sealed poly bags, it is white, it is sliced, each slice is of a uniform square shape, each slice is of a uniform thickness, each slice will easily fit into an electric toaster and the crusts at each end of the loaf will be of equal proportions.So none of this home made namby pandy stuff for me. I know which side of toast is buttered! Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:58:38 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 311, Although warm bread is supposedly not easy to digest, it is very tasty. Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:49:43 GMT+1 DiY Urrrrgh, warm bread. And it's not even sliced!;-) Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:38:58 GMT+1 DiY Nope have totally lost me.TiH, come over to the Naughty Step and me and Stewart will slip you one. Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:37:45 GMT+1 RxKaren I have some freshly baked bread to share - still warm from the oven. Help yourselves. Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:37:43 GMT+1 Sindy My baby says she's trav'ling on the one after 909I said move over honey I'm travelling on that lineI said move over once, move over twiceCome on baby don't be cold as ice. Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:20:07 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Can I have a 99 please? Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:19:31 GMT+1 DiY Sid.....9:09? Thu 18 Feb 2010 16:17:56 GMT+1 Sindy DiY - did you ever travel on the one after 9:09? Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:56:40 GMT+1 DiY Ah the old 303, how that takes me back to my days in the ATC and being let loose with one on the range at RAF Shawbury whilst waiting for a flight in a DH Chipmunk back in the late sixties.....Happy Days! Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:55:22 GMT+1 Sindy 303 Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:33:06 GMT+1 DiY 302;-) Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:08:51 GMT+1 Stewart_M The step is warm for all those that want to join me and DiY. Thu 18 Feb 2010 15:04:09 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse 300 Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:49:34 GMT+1 DiY So that will be me and Stewart on the Naughty Step for the rest of the day then! Thu 18 Feb 2010 14:38:22 GMT+1 Stewart_M Diy I heard that too. He didn't spit either Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:54:36 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 294, The French will sou you if you try to spend them. Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:42:13 GMT+1 davmcn AP 287, Are they current currant buns? Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:20:24 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 294, They charge you to do it. I have lots of old British money. Thu 18 Feb 2010 12:19:31 GMT+1 DiY Thanks for the tip off Sid.I have loads of old French, Spanish and Italian coins at home, will give it whirl at the weekend as I think there is one our 'local' T*sc0.:-p Thu 18 Feb 2010 11:58:21 GMT+1 Sindy There is a machine in the local supermarket* which says on it 'Turn coins into cash'. I always thought coins were cash.*local if you live where I live Thu 18 Feb 2010 11:37:21 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter DiY - I had the same dream :-D Thu 18 Feb 2010 11:36:12 GMT+1 DiY Nice one EPO, will go well with the large mug of B0vril I have just made. Thu 18 Feb 2010 11:33:34 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter I put a few Hot Scotch Pies behind the bar, for anybody hungry who drops in for elevenses. Thu 18 Feb 2010 11:16:30 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps!I have just had this most amazing dream.I dreamt I was listening to the Today prog and I am sure I heard John H say to Melvin B that "he never swallows";-) Thu 18 Feb 2010 11:07:36 GMT+1 DiY Mmmmphh...wasamatter?knobfelloff..ZZzzzzzzz Thu 18 Feb 2010 10:41:31 GMT+1 Anne P Currant buns anyone? Thu 18 Feb 2010 10:08:39 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter Wot, no breakfast this morning? Snacks for dinner last night?Shakes head and strolls off to the bakery Thu 18 Feb 2010 09:38:40 GMT+1 DiY ZZzzzzzz....pharp.....zzzzzzzzz Thu 18 Feb 2010 09:18:36 GMT+1 Lady_Sue DiY, very kind of you, thankyou.Morning everyone. *twitches nose to tidy up dozens of empty crisp packets*Coffee is on, tea is brewing and breakfast will be on the go as soon as DiY wakes up. He's better at it than I am. Thu 18 Feb 2010 06:16:51 GMT+1 DiY * whispers *Lady a couple of bags of these little beauties in just for you, seein' as they be my local crisp maker and you bein' a Lady 'n all!And damn fine crisps they be! Wed 17 Feb 2010 21:09:16 GMT+1 Lady_Sue DiY, got any pheasant flavoured? Salmon? Caviar? Oh goody! Time to open the champagne! Wed 17 Feb 2010 20:15:53 GMT+1 DiY Right, there is a flaggon of last Octobers Scrumpy on the bar...just don't spill it. You know what happened the last time!(Boy, am I looking forwards to a Frogger and SO coming to the Skeyton Goat in August..they will be Scrumpyfied!)Anyhoo....anyone fancy some crisps?I have got:-Salt 'n VinCheasePlanePrawnChickenOxSquirrel (Grey)Squirrel (Red) * but only one packet 'cos they be rare *Roast Beef (rare)Roast Beef (medium)Roast Beef (well done son)WorcestershiresParsnipParsnip wiv a hint of PeasantPorkpieGrouseDuckGooseLambMuttonTomatoChillibut we is all out of Cherry.....sorry!;-) Wed 17 Feb 2010 19:48:27 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd Agreed.I'm not going to talk about anything worse than the time I got sand in it. On the Beach.I won't even mention the time my best friend (me 9, him 11) pushed my face into the sand and knelt on my head, shouting 'You're an annoying little sid!'(Thought that'd cheer you all up. See? The real reason you find DMcN's stories a pain in the fundamentum, is cos he's too nice to suffer) Wed 17 Feb 2010 19:39:00 GMT+1 DiY For cryin' out loud is The Beach or a freakin' Doctors waiting room?Yer putting me off me dinner, and you don't want to be doing that. Besides think of the Camels!;-) Wed 17 Feb 2010 19:14:22 GMT+1 davmcn LS 277, They stopped doing them because I stopped sending photos. Wed 17 Feb 2010 18:01:31 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Anyone seen today's Glass Box? Thought it might have washed up on the beach. Wed 17 Feb 2010 17:58:24 GMT+1 davmcn AP, My wife found out that her mother is Mrs Trellis. Wed 17 Feb 2010 17:41:17 GMT+1 davmcn AP, Go ahead, photos included. There are a couple of interesting clips on Google showing catheters being inserted in both male and female dummys.As you know, my wife was a nurse and dealt with female problems, so I've heard it all. Wed 17 Feb 2010 17:30:19 GMT+1 Sindy That's why I referred McN's posts yesterday, Anne P. Unwanted information and random unpleasantness directed at fellow froggers. Wed 17 Feb 2010 17:29:27 GMT+1 Anne P Hey guys, sympathetic as I am to your medical conditions, if this goes on much longer some of us may be tempted to retaliate with graphic descriptions of childbirth and gynae examinations. Wed 17 Feb 2010 17:23:37 GMT+1 davmcn EtE, On the other hand, listening to Case Notes, (that Mark Porter is good) they tried several time to give me an epidural (not very pleasant), then gave up after several jabs (crooked spine or sumfink) (didn't want to paralyze me) and gave me a general anesthetic. I came to with Looter holding my....hand. Wed 17 Feb 2010 17:03:28 GMT+1 davmcn EtE 269, I can only say that, in my case, I felt no pain after the operation at all. Having someone (Be warned, not necessarily a male!) shove a catheter through your, er, um, doo dah and an enlarged prostate can be a bit of an experience, though. Aaaaand, if you are in the Duton and Lunstable Hospitable, Looter might invade. Wed 17 Feb 2010 16:29:26 GMT+1 davmcn Sid 266, But as they say, we are all naked under our clothes. Wed 17 Feb 2010 16:16:53 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd 260Touche.Had some quack with his thumb up my bum last week.Made me remember why I decided against a life of crime.Anyway, my postrate too is to be shrunk. Apparently its the cause of my verbal diarrhea****He, the quack, says there's got to be enough space in there for him to yodel in the canyon.(sic)**** My mum was always in appalling pain when I was a kid. One day we went round to see her v. Scots friend (60 a day Kensitas)'Well quite franky, my dear' I heard her friend say confidentially to my mother, as I tuned in and out of their conversation 'the woman has verbal diarrhea'Aged 5, I thought it must be a very severe form of the usual sort of stomach incontinence.I suggested the diagnosis to my dad the very next day because my poor mum was in tears of pain, him driven to high distraction. It had to be something very serious indeed that ailed her. She was probably suffering from it too, I thought, like my mother's friend's friend.I flew from one end of our long hall way to the other, like a shuttlecock off my father's boot. Wed 17 Feb 2010 15:59:50 GMT+1 RxKaren DavMcN (261) Genuinely pleased to hear that. Wed 17 Feb 2010 14:10:29 GMT+1 DiY Crikey Sid, you're a bit of a daring lad! Wed 17 Feb 2010 12:18:17 GMT+1 Sindy Me too. Though obviously I have to wear clothes on top. Wed 17 Feb 2010 11:00:54 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 264, I know what you mean. I only go in the nude now. Wed 17 Feb 2010 10:54:04 GMT+1 DiY davmcn. i don't do T*sc*'s since they stopped me going in clad only in my PJ's;-) Wed 17 Feb 2010 10:47:47 GMT+1 davmcn Why do Brits say 'a coffee', but 'a cup of tea'? A coffee what?DiY 262, T*sc*'s brand of yeast extract is better than M*rm*t*, and cheaper. Un*l*v*r ruined M*rm*t* when they got it from B*st F**ds. And people worry about C*db*rys being taken over by Kr*ft. They already own T*bl*r*n* and haven't changed it. (Substitute vowels for ***s. Four a's, 7 e's, 3 i's, 4 o's, and 1 u....I think.) Wed 17 Feb 2010 10:38:15 GMT+1 DiY davmcn 259, LOL......don't give up yer day job!Late breakfast today. Anyone want to join me with a coffee and toast spread with Marmite?ValeryP 256, exactly what I was thinking! Wed 17 Feb 2010 10:15:55 GMT+1 davmcn RXK 228, Fortunately, no cancer involved. Wed 17 Feb 2010 09:50:28 GMT+1 davmcn EtE (anywhere you look), Let's compare the number of messages deleted and amount of space wasted by our posts. Wed 17 Feb 2010 09:46:40 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 147, One man, "A friend of mine got hit in the backside by a car." Second man, "Rectum?" First man, "Rectum? Darn near killed him!" Wed 17 Feb 2010 09:44:27 GMT+1 davmcn DiY 147, I know a rectum joke, but it probably would get modded. I'll clean it up a bit. Wed 17 Feb 2010 09:41:50 GMT+1 Ellis P Otter [Collecting up glasses and trying to ignore the odd snogging couple]Topical posts, humm, you just scroll down from here, Sir. Tue 16 Feb 2010 23:15:49 GMT+1 ValeryP Anne P - 240 - that was the method I have always used to navigate to and fro, but had to abandon some months ago when it started to go round and round in circles :o( Now I just use Topical Posts, which means I forget about loads and loads of old posts..."sigh"DiY - Goat place looks good, sounds like an incipient frogfest to me? Tue 16 Feb 2010 22:31:54 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd Round the Horne!If Looternite was a doctor he could write in HIS diary.Wed. Visited DMcN. It was good to look up an old friend.(As opposed to the 'Ugghh!' rewsponse to Horney's eyeful)DMcN is clearly on the mend. All his blog stats point that way.A high rate of posts referredA high rate of protagonists put to the verbal swordA goodly number of consecutive post sequences.Doc Looternite obviously did the trick. So hooray to them both.PS I make hot water pastry for pork pies. Prunes are the secret ingredient. Tue 16 Feb 2010 21:55:48 GMT+1 DiY 253, yep!9 out of 10 for effort2 out 10 for content.BTW it was Cherry we are out of, loads-a-Chilli flavours in stock! Tue 16 Feb 2010 21:55:30 GMT+1