Comments for en-gb 30 Mon 22 Dec 2014 04:42:02 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at lucien desgai I knew it! Fri 08 Jan 2010 11:33:44 GMT+1 davmcn ld 290, No she didn'tSeveral of my Glass Box photos contain fake snow. I'm not bringing any of that stuff up into the loft. Fri 08 Jan 2010 11:04:21 GMT+1 lucien desgai 288 Lady DavidYour photos are all at least ten years old, taken somewhere else and probably aren't even snow.289 BigSisI did. Fri 08 Jan 2010 10:30:27 GMT+1 Big Sister No, David, I said nothing of the kind. Fri 08 Jan 2010 10:27:50 GMT+1 davmcn BS 270, Are you saying that my photos weren't taken this year? Or this winter? Or maybe last winter, but possibly 2009? (Crop the photos.) Fri 08 Jan 2010 10:23:30 GMT+1 Lady_Sue RxK@282: that did make me chuckle. Do post some more from the manual, it sounds priceless. It's too early to be up - even too early to catch the new beach. Eagerly await sunshine, palm trees and fresh sand. Fri 08 Jan 2010 04:51:34 GMT+1 lucien desgai 284 annaseeMy microwave used to be a microwave.:o( Thu 07 Jan 2010 23:35:56 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd Anyway, the high powered Susan Watts has cleared it all up.Climate over 100 years is highly predictable. Weather, especially when disguised as climate from 1940 to 1980 and over the last ten years is highly unpredictable. Thu 07 Jan 2010 23:24:39 GMT+1 annasee RxKaren - our microwave used to be a combi. Good for browning the top of macaroni cheese or fish pie. Unfortunately the grill part stopped working about 6 years ago, rest of it just refuses to die though. We had to have the microwavey thingies (forget what they were called, but very expensive & dangerous things, apparently) replaced some years ago too, which was expensive, but having done that, it looks set to last for ever! Thu 07 Jan 2010 23:24:17 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd My mother was such a strict Baptist Billy Graham asked her for a signed photograph.But apparently she was allowed two jokes **.As a girl God let her phone up a family local to her fronm her friend's house and ask 'Are you Smellie?' S/He'd say 'Yes' and my mother and her friend would say 'Well, what are you going to do about it?', if they could actually say it, for giggling.God*** apparently approved of this joke. The Smellies didn't.Then as a teenager in the 40's, God**** told her it was OK to relate the story of a drinker in the local pub finding the beer so bad, he sent off a sample to the local public analyst.When the report came back it simply said 'This horse is now fit for work'And the moral of this storyThe moral of this song is change your name from Smellie***** and always ask for whisky if a horse offers you a drink.** Yeah, yeah, I was the third*** He is teetotal as any Toc H, Band of Hope or Salvation Armyist will tell you**** My mother, not God, who, as the Rev. Blair tells us, must be at least 6,000 y now since he made the world in 4002 BC.***** or better still, give this God a real talking to Thu 07 Jan 2010 23:16:12 GMT+1 RxKaren I've just made flapjack for the first time with Hal (the combi-microwave). A bit crunchy on top but bound to be good for the cold weather. I'll leave them on the bar.I don't use the combi bit very often because the instruction manual appears to have been translated from the Korean by someone who speaks neither English nor Korean. The temperature setting also seems to be on its own unique scale and changes every time. By way of explanation, "The element of heating is hiding in the ceiling." Thu 07 Jan 2010 23:03:06 GMT+1 Stewart_M Been sent this link to a sheep game Thu 07 Jan 2010 22:44:52 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse ld (277) - How very dare you? Thu 07 Jan 2010 22:38:29 GMT+1 gossipmistress Fifi (275) very sensible - unlike that dark-haired chap in 'Witless' who is clearly on a very dodgey wicket with that woman who may have killed her husband. Thu 07 Jan 2010 22:37:23 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd I've just seen the BBC TV 10 oclock weather globe, half blue, half orange.It was all so well explained, there.If it's cold air it's weather, if it's warm air it's climate.If it's the last 10 years or the last 100 years it's climate, if it's 1940 to 1980 it's weather.If it's any period of 30 years in the years 1880 to 1940 or from the years 1980 to 2009 (sic), it's a climate. 1940 to 1980 is not a climate.If it's north of the equator it's weather, if it's south it's climate.There. Thu 07 Jan 2010 22:29:24 GMT+1 lucien desgai Did David McNickle just say something?;o) Thu 07 Jan 2010 21:59:54 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse ld (273) - The last time I got my water back I had to change my clothes. But my microwave is fine. Thu 07 Jan 2010 21:37:44 GMT+1 Fifi Thanks Frances. I am in fact feeling a bit more human now - but it's not worth getting up this time of evening, really. I'm just bored and grumpy really! Think I'll sign off for the rest of the evening and get myself comfy in time for Witless Silence at 9pm. ;o) Thu 07 Jan 2010 20:42:25 GMT+1 needsanewnickname get well soon, Feefs.I'll rustle up a few hot whiskies at Nick's. There should be enough to spare for anyone who needs preventative medicine... Thu 07 Jan 2010 20:18:35 GMT+1 lucien desgai Having just got my water back on, the microwave has packed up ... I wish I had spent the day in bed. Thu 07 Jan 2010 19:24:57 GMT+1 Fifi I'm exhausted. A day in bed is even more tedious than being up and about and feeling rubbish! I've forgotten... what difference does it make when bed-time is officially declared? Thu 07 Jan 2010 19:20:37 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd They're talking about unhealthy food on the PM GB.Reminds me of a friend who refguses to lose weight after Xmas food and alcofrolic Xcess.Says a couple of stone Xtra is a wise precaution. You never know when anorexia might strike. Thu 07 Jan 2010 18:30:22 GMT+1 Big Sister David, I don't, but haven't worked out yet how to turn them off. At least they have the benefit of proving that these are THIS YEAR's snow photos! Thu 07 Jan 2010 17:52:32 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd Sorry, didn't add my **** and ** comments:**** Inevitable with Cindy and the Intermittent Horse discussing Mary Hinge and the next town drain.** Yeah, Yeah, like my posts,nor the PS I meant to addPS I see the FB is back. My sense of housekeeping demands I point out that the Nov 4th edition has been closed for further comments for ages, Edgy. (I add this here, cos I'm told that the FB is for in depth analysis only. So where do house keeping comments belong? P'haps iPM, the programme that starts*** with it's announcers' announcements. There are certainly loads of iPM threads with no contributors at all. Maybe one or two could be put to good use.)***(Remembered this time): and finishes Thu 07 Jan 2010 17:45:58 GMT+1 davmcn Too much snow around here. It pushes the Beach off the Topical Posts list. Thu 07 Jan 2010 17:36:18 GMT+1 davmcn BS, I like those little orange numbers on your photos. Very tasteful... Thu 07 Jan 2010 17:28:54 GMT+1 Sindy ... and then mac turns up! Thu 07 Jan 2010 16:52:30 GMT+1 GotToTheEnd It's the New Year Beach, and on it's Eve (pause for non-sexist piggy back jokes****) I went in for a dip (another pause for double intenders****).In Abermaw Bay.As it got colder and colder I was overtaken by a kind of day dream. I actually thought about going to sleep there and then. I felt deliciously warm and the icy waters seemed so welcoming.Whyever go back to an over-heated room and sit in front of a roaring fire when I could help save the planet by enjoying endless hyperthermic sleep.For me the joy of sea swimming is that on a clear day you can swim forever. Like jogging endless distances, minutes become hours, miles become days, the whole journey a lifetime passage**.But before the woman I'd left walking lonely on the tide line had to run in to the water 'heart full of fear' I heard her voice above the breakers. At first she seemed like a silkie to me, a fellow creature of the deep. Then as I awoke from my watery reverie, the voice became wholly hers. I turned away from the cold swell and headed back to her arms.I shivered that I loved her and gave her chattering kisses as we laughed together at the six oyster catchers who ran frantically to and fro chasing and chased by centimetre high waves, right there on the shore line, their red bills deep-piercing the cold wet sand, between their infantry-fast marches in and out of the water. Thu 07 Jan 2010 16:47:55 GMT+1 Sindy When my glass is half full, I think 'Who's been at my drink?' Thu 07 Jan 2010 15:23:16 GMT+1 Fifi It's no good - have to get up and make geralds. My supply of cold drinking water is dry too. You just can't get the staff around here... Thu 07 Jan 2010 15:11:57 GMT+1 Fifi Sindy: I hope you're not inventing your own rhyming slang?;o)I am frogging ... er, WORKING ... from bed today, having finally succombed to the lurgy my SO has been harbouring since Dec 23rd. Boooo!BTW if anyone feels their blood pressure is a little on the low side, hie thee to the nursery slopes of the newly refurbished Furrowed Brow. Many slights, both real and imagined, have been perpetrated. What it could really do with is someone using it for its intended porpoise, and adding a nice long diatribe about a serious subject close to their hearts....All I can think of is how good it is to know that Wossy is offski and how sad that the announcement deprived Rory Cellin-Jones of the chance to get a techy story on to the 6pm and 10pm news yesterday. Even in departure mode, poor Wossy can't do anything wight it seems. Any geralds left? I would love one right now but daren't call to Nurse SO in case it sets off a bout of spluttering... Thu 07 Jan 2010 14:48:47 GMT+1 Stewart_M Who is roncour? Are they a better interviewer? Thu 07 Jan 2010 12:59:58 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sindy - Yep, Ross goes in July and the other one is already away. Thu 07 Jan 2010 12:58:43 GMT+1 Sindy I hear Jonathan Ross is leaving the BBC. I do hope he's leaving without rancour. Thu 07 Jan 2010 12:05:26 GMT+1 davmcn LS 243, 'Gidday' wouldn't have been approprite in the weather we are having.I tried to get our District Council to pick up some drug paraphenalia (?sp) that was left on the pavement outside a night club. It was left on a Friday night and I saw it when going to the Saturday market along with hundreds of people, including small children. As it was Saturday, they said that they would send somebody on Monday. The police weren't interested either. I went to both places in person. I then got a plastic bag from a market stall and picked it up myself, which was a bit dangerous. I then took it to the office of a local newspaper because they seemed interested when I phoned. I never heard any more about it. Thu 07 Jan 2010 09:25:04 GMT+1 davmcn Sindy 244, Maybe it was a rood screen. Thu 07 Jan 2010 09:14:18 GMT+1 DiY Morning PeepsTea, coffee, toast and a selection of preserves now ready at NC's.Enjoy.:-) Thu 07 Jan 2010 08:32:39 GMT+1 gossipmistress Lady Sue - believe it or not the beach photo above really was taken last May - it's just a bit of Cornish sea mist making it look cold! It was warm enough to bodyboard! Thu 07 Jan 2010 08:31:00 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Morning all! Wakey ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) wakey ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯)! Gosh, Fifi, which thread is that? I'm missing out - or am I in it, unknowns to myself (as they'd say here)?Official request (no, not 'Recent Comments')...erm, May we please have a really warm, sunny beach photo for Friday? All the snow pictures are lovely but I am longing for some hot sunshine, blue skies, sandy beach, palm trees and the coconutty scent of suntan oil. Thu 07 Jan 2010 06:57:24 GMT+1 Sindy I think ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) is great! (It works for me.) Wed 06 Jan 2010 23:16:32 GMT+1 Fifi Thank the lord Harry for rampant silliness here. Other threads are ridiculously heavy going tonight, what with imagined offences and slights and miffedness abounding. Frances - I have no idea how it works. I just copied it from the twittering place and hoped it struck everyone else as funny! ;o) Wed 06 Jan 2010 23:14:36 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Er...Brain not yet in Beach mode, so -how does¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯)work? Wed 06 Jan 2010 22:33:57 GMT+1 jonnie Lady Sue - a double G&T for you at the NCB :-) Wed 06 Jan 2010 22:03:28 GMT+1 jonnie I didn't realise you lot were having a snowball fight?¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) Pow! Wed 06 Jan 2010 22:02:14 GMT+1 Fifi Around here, complaints were fobbed off with 'we're only gritting the main roads' .... immediately to be told: 'oh no you're not!'Because an A-road with a red route designation (meaning it's a statistically dangerous road) cuts right through my village and I can tell you it wasn't gritted at all before Christmas or over New Year. Wed 06 Jan 2010 21:50:18 GMT+1 Sindy Stewart @ 253 - about as rude as 223, probably'll come back to me. Wed 06 Jan 2010 21:01:42 GMT+1 Anne P Sindy, usual rule is to go back to where you first thought of it - that was yesterday wasn't it? Tardis is over behind that dune. Wed 06 Jan 2010 20:35:43 GMT+1 Stewart_M How rude? Wed 06 Jan 2010 20:34:11 GMT+1 Sindy There was something else rude I remembered ... but I didn't post it while in pre-mod, and now I've forgotten it. Anyone remember what it was? Wed 06 Jan 2010 19:38:16 GMT+1 Lady_Sue Anne, the council chap was intransigeant and steadfast in his claim that, as salt reserves were so low, they would not even consider doing the minor roads. This despite my very best "damsel in distress" entreaties. I despair for valour and gallantry. dav, you were accurate in your assessment that the council wasn't too thrilled at being ticked off by anyone. I tried my best to disguise my Oz accent by not beginning the conversation "Gidday..." (dead giveaway).Horse, "ice, ice, ice" followed by "drink". Yes please. VERY large G&T. Actually, make that the "other half" (Naval phrase - Sindy, no telling!). Wed 06 Jan 2010 19:35:03 GMT+1 Anne P .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯)Brill! Now who to throw them at first? Wed 06 Jan 2010 19:29:39 GMT+1 Lady_Sue ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯)Cool! Fifi, am Ozzie and despite living in "this part of the world" for a very long time, somehow the cricket is still a game of "them and us". Wed 06 Jan 2010 19:24:48 GMT+1 Stewart_M I think it worked was it supposed to look like this?¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) Wed 06 Jan 2010 19:10:45 GMT+1 Fifi I wonder if this works...¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) |||||||||||||||||| 0_0 |||||||||||||||||| .•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) ¸.•*´¯) Snowball fight! Wed 06 Jan 2010 18:44:11 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Horsey, good to see you galloping occasionally around again. Feefs, the 'Just a Minute' ref - I heard that and thought of you.Belated New Year's greetings to all frogfriends. Wed 06 Jan 2010 18:31:43 GMT+1 Fifi Today we paid £1.30 to pick up an unstamped Christmas card from the post office. I'm now wondering whether it was only our card that got missed, or are our friends now the most unpopular family in the land? Wed 06 Jan 2010 17:57:36 GMT+1 gossipmistress Oooo that's better! Time to shake the snow from the gloves, take off snowy boots and relax ni a hammock in the warm sunshine with a good book! Wed 06 Jan 2010 17:42:58 GMT+1 Fifi Quit while you're ahead Ivy (234)!;o) Wed 06 Jan 2010 17:15:45 GMT+1 DiY So far, working through the alphabet, I have found the A,B,C,D,E and F spots!Mind you, next doors goat will never be the same again!Anyhoo, Spag Bol for tea!:-) Wed 06 Jan 2010 17:04:57 GMT+1 davmcn AP 224, The council will love being ticked off by an Australian. Wed 06 Jan 2010 16:56:31 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Drink! Wed 06 Jan 2010 16:50:35 GMT+1 Fifi Snowed a bit this morning, now we have Disney-like sunshine and shadows on what little covering remains. Alas I have work to complete, so can't go and play in/photograph it during what remains of the daylight. :o( Wed 06 Jan 2010 15:25:46 GMT+1 Fearless Fred fJd, I've set up the drinks on the NCMB for you ;-) Wed 06 Jan 2010 15:24:44 GMT+1 gossipmistress Blue sky too in Northwest. Some snow falling from branches in poetic fashion! Wed 06 Jan 2010 15:20:49 GMT+1 Sindy Horse @ 225 - that's what I'd have thought - but that's what Wikipedia's Kenny entry says ... Wed 06 Jan 2010 14:34:57 GMT+1 davmcn SM 177, And I had a post removed for replying to BIGUN's reference to the things on the front of his appliance in post 176. Wed 06 Jan 2010 13:44:13 GMT+1 Stewart_M Bigun, (214) So do you thinks that its not what you but how you do it? Wed 06 Jan 2010 13:14:16 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Sindy - I find it hard to believe that Mary Hinge was rejected as being too obvious and Cupid (can't use the surname) was deemed obscure enough to use. Wed 06 Jan 2010 12:20:25 GMT+1 Anne P News from Lady Sue who is rescuing a neighbour and about to attack her local council over the lack of support/salt for rural areas! Wed 06 Jan 2010 12:15:48 GMT+1 Sindy I'm back - I bet they wouldn't treat Barbie like that!Anyway - one of the rude things I discovered was that Cupid (can't use the surname) wasn't Kenny Everrett's first choice of name for his 'All done in the best POSSIBLE taste!' character. It was Mary Hinge. The beeb thought it was too obvious. Wed 06 Jan 2010 11:43:31 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Blue skies here and main roads clear, but side roads and pavements are postively dangerous - ice, ice, ice! Wed 06 Jan 2010 11:40:20 GMT+1 davmcn I only sent 218 to get The Beach back on the list. Wed 06 Jan 2010 10:39:17 GMT+1 davmcn BIGUN 214, sexologist Beverley Whipple?! Wed 06 Jan 2010 10:35:32 GMT+1 Anne P I've sent messages via another medium to both Sue and Treehouse Ed - I'll let you know if I hear anything. Blue sky now showing over this part of Derbyshire. Wed 06 Jan 2010 10:34:30 GMT+1 davmcn BS 217, I'll have one with poppy seeds. Wed 06 Jan 2010 10:33:42 GMT+1 Big Sister I do hope Lady Sue is coping in this weather - oh, and all other bloggers. Should we do a roll call? Wed 06 Jan 2010 09:54:15 GMT+1 Big Sister 214: There's a multitude of women who'd dispute those findings. Wed 06 Jan 2010 09:50:30 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Anne P - Yes, please! Wed 06 Jan 2010 09:45:43 GMT+1 DiY Morning Peeps, thanks Anne P for a wonderfuel breakfast!:-) LOL, just as I thought! Wed 06 Jan 2010 09:44:36 GMT+1 Anne P Morning all, and warm thoughts for those with more snow than we who have had a couple more inches.Fresh Blue Mountain and Scottish Breakfast tea (a Chrissy pressy) on the bar and I will make a full Scottish breakfast for those in need of building up to face RL. Wed 06 Jan 2010 08:39:02 GMT+1 Fifi Oh dear, looks like Sindy's gone beyond our ken meantime ... apols for poor Barbie joke ... I too went through the re-register nonsense earlier today. A very fine joke about walking into a bar went by the board TWICE (harrumph!) before I managed to sign in again as me and decided it wasn't worth rerererepeating.By the way folks, please be prepared to welcome back Sparkly Helen to these shores sometime soon. The twittery place is proving most interesting right now - and you can easily find me there under my previous monicker. Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:44:36 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Frosty tonight? Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:32:56 GMT+1 The Intermittent Horse Hi Sindy. I got through in 20. The last time it was 30. But I don't expect to last long! Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:31:17 GMT+1 Sindy Funny - 206 got through before 205 ... is Einstein messing about with my relatives again? Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:29:13 GMT+1 Sindy I've just remembered something else rude ... isn't it always the way? Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:26:53 GMT+1 Sindy 205. At 11:19pm on 05 Jan 2010, you wrote:This comment is awaiting moderation. Explain.206. At 11:24pm on 05 Jan 2010, Sindy (awaiting moderation)Where's my comment?All new members are pre-moderated initially, which means that there will be a short delay between when you post your comment and when it appears while one of our moderators checks it.Tedium ... Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:25:27 GMT+1 Sindy I probably shouldn't have said that ... Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:24:51 GMT+1 Sindy I've just discovered something rude - but I can't post it till I'm through the pre-mod hoops ...someone'll have to remind me ... Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:19:32 GMT+1 Sindy Some sort of glitch, Stewart, I think ... I had to sign in again, and then found I had to go through the whole pre-mod bit ... but I think I'm nearly there. Apologies for old threads I've resurrected. Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:11:11 GMT+1 Stewart_M Sindy, what have you done? I thought I was running close to the wind tonight. But I have not had a sprout for days! Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:07:45 GMT+1 Sindy Where's my comment? All new members are pre-moderated initially, which means that there will be a short delay between when you post your comment and when it appears while one of our moderators checks it.Moderation in all things. Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:01:25 GMT+1 Sindy 200 eh? That's a lot ... Tue 05 Jan 2010 23:00:45 GMT+1 Sindy Where's my comment? All new members are pre-moderated initially, which means that there will be a short delay between when you post your comment and when it appears while one of our moderators checks it.So what if I'm not a new member? Tue 05 Jan 2010 22:57:26 GMT+1 Sindy My every whim is still subject to moderation ... Tue 05 Jan 2010 22:56:40 GMT+1 Sindy My every whim? Hmm ... Tue 05 Jan 2010 22:50:53 GMT+1 Fifi * releases pent-up breath * Blimey Stewart, you had me going there for a minute!Could someone please ask Ivy to stop juggling with the snowballs he took off the blonde camel? My eyes are boggling and it's not good for my classy blog image around here. I mean... it's not as if you ever catch me doing anything undignified either her or in RL, is it?* coughs *Anyhoo. Selection of cocktails on the bar, and the coffee machine is fired up and ready to splutter to your every whim. Enjoy! Tue 05 Jan 2010 22:15:00 GMT+1 Stewart_M Fifi, I never have any Complaints that is :-) Tue 05 Jan 2010 21:00:16 GMT+1 Fifi Stewart, if that's your party trick I'm sure you must be a big hit with the lay-deeze! Snow has mostly stopped here. Think I'll do well to get any covering at all in the morning, let alone anything measured in inches. :o( Tue 05 Jan 2010 20:34:25 GMT+1 Stewart_M My six inches has gone all damp. But may harden with the cold later.IGABU are you now over that rainbow? Thought it would be deep fried seeing as you are currently in charge of your own kitchen. Tue 05 Jan 2010 20:20:40 GMT+1 Fifi Take it all back - it's snowing big time out there now.So, I've a good 6-8 inches to look forward to in the morning after all!Fnar, fnar... Tue 05 Jan 2010 19:45:07 GMT+1