Comments for en-gb 30 Sat 23 Aug 2014 14:56:22 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at Redheylin Q. When is a riddle not a riddle?A. When it's in a PM Christmas card - it is then a "joke".Q. Is the term "riddle" a subset of the term "joke"?A. Not when it comes in a cracker. Thu 26 Nov 2009 08:39:18 GMT+1 Kit Chivers What is the past tense of "Pigs will fly"? Swine flu. Wed 25 Nov 2009 18:58:56 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Sid - yep, but you have to explain why. Wed 25 Nov 2009 18:39:16 GMT+1 xmarksthespot What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea (geddit) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can wash your 'ands in a bison. (said in a brummie accent)Enough already? Wed 25 Nov 2009 18:36:54 GMT+1 Sid PG? Wed 25 Nov 2009 18:02:19 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Andy, I remember when you were called andycrabb. But I won't tell anyone. Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:57:23 GMT+1 needsanewnickname Septic! Yes! MTGG!Right (Oh, these are so corny, but here goes)Spell 'blind pig' in two letters. Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:56:15 GMT+1 Jonathan Morse Surely they're changed every year, otherwise they'd be out of date. Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:45:38 GMT+1 andycroak FF (11) Yes, thats it, I remember now! :)PF (13) Ah yes, musta been :(Crikey those were the days when we could change our names at will.Or even to Will.A Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:31:14 GMT+1 mittfh Here's another one from last year, courtesy of Gillianianianian...What is green, round and wears shorts?A Brussels Scout!-oOo-And I'll leave you with this typically dreadful pun:Why is it dangerous to do maths in the jungle?Because if you add four and four you get ate! Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:19:03 GMT+1 mittfh There's a whole bunch of 'em here: repost them when you can just copy/paste a link to last year's bunch? :D ) Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:16:11 GMT+1 reasonstobecheerful Someone just sent me a text. All it said was 'G N A B'I think it's bang out of order Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:12:54 GMT+1 reasonstobecheerful Pasty JokeWhy did the pasty cross the road? Because he was Cornish not from Devon! Wed 25 Nov 2009 17:05:58 GMT+1 Septic What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!Where can you find health, wealth and happiness? In a dictionary. Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:44:03 GMT+1 Septic Frances.... I know, I know!!MTGG Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:41:06 GMT+1 needsanewnickname These are so bad I'll take one of my Gran's jokes out of the box in the attic:How do you spell 'Hungry Horse' in four letters? Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:19:54 GMT+1 The Stainless Steel Cat Q: What's homicidal and swims in the ocean?A: Nothing. Jack T. Kipper was fully supported by Social Services and grew up to be a fully functioning member of the fish community.Q: How do you fit four elephants in a Mini?A: You don't. That would be cruel to the elephants and besides, they're not proper Minis these days anyway.Q: Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?A: Because the parrots introduced meditation, karmic healing and feng shui, so there was no need for them.Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?A: A monstrous genetic mutation that would never have happened if scientists concentrated on important things like finding the Loch Ness Monster and proving that ghosts exist.Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?A: "rendeer" Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:07:34 GMT+1 U14138029 Andy (10) - And the following day somebody's strapline must have replaced yours!__________________________________________________At 11:12 AM on 17 Oct 2006, AndycStrapNoMore wrote: Happy Birthday Perry!__________________________________________________ Wed 25 Nov 2009 16:04:21 GMT+1 Stewart_M How does Santa like his PizzaDeep and Crisp & Even Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:48:56 GMT+1 Fearless Fred I think the AndycStrap could've been due to the start of us all submitting Straplines for the blog, perhaps? Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:47:03 GMT+1 andycroak PrestonDo - but, its the only joke I know! And it was really funny the first time I heard it.Its going to be David D from now on, depending on whether my audience have heard of him or not.A aka AndycStrap (why was I that?) Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:39:51 GMT+1 Gillianian Preston - ha! That's funnier than the joke! Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:18:44 GMT+1 U14138029 andycroak (7) - Just a little bit of deja vu there!___________________________________________At 02:22 PM on 16 Oct 2006, AndycStrap wrote: A joke for the blog, as requested :What's orange and sounds like a parrot?___________________________________________At 03:17 PM on 16 Oct 2006, RobbieDo wrote: "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?"That would be David Dickinson wouldn't it?___________________________________________At 03:29 PM on 16 Oct 2006, AndycStrap wrote: A carrot is right. Though David Dickinson is probably funnier.___________________________________________Preston (formerly RobbieDo) Wed 25 Nov 2009 15:16:35 GMT+1 andycroak Preston - ha! That's funnier than the right answer :A : A carrot. Wed 25 Nov 2009 14:24:24 GMT+1 U14138029 Andy - I'll wheel out my wrong answer then:A : David Dickinson. Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:53:30 GMT+1 andycroak I'll wheel this one out again :Q : What's orange and sounds like a parrot? Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:34:57 GMT+1 Gillianian What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney? Santaclaustrophobia Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:26:18 GMT+1 Scotch Git Q. Is that a doughnut or a meringue?A. Yir richt enough, Laddie. It's a doughnut.>8-D Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:05:07 GMT+1 U14138029 What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law, illegal is a sick bird. Why is a lion in the desert like Christmas? Because of it's sandy claws. What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards. Don't blame me - you did ask! Wed 25 Nov 2009 13:03:04 GMT+1 Scotch Git Pull the other one! Wed 25 Nov 2009 12:57:51 GMT+1