Comments for en-gb 30 Sat 30 May 2015 00:51:20 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at Barrie I voted in East Dulwich earlier this evening and even then had to negotiate a long queue, then, whgen inside the station, encountered staff who had clearly not been adequateley trained to do the job effectively and who seemed to be more interested in talking to each other than moving anxious voters smoothly through the process. No wonder there were voters left outside when the doors closed at 10.00pm. Thu 06 May 2010 23:24:43 GMT+1 Barrie This post has been Removed Thu 06 May 2010 23:17:03 GMT+1 Stuart D On Nos 4: Caption should read, In the event of a hung Parliament, the Conservatives look to go into a coalition with the Scientologists! Thu 06 May 2010 10:03:29 GMT+1 Stuart D Stefan Rousseau worms eye view of Brown is a stunning and the best I have seen of Brown in this campaignBut I would have to tip my hat to Jeff J Mitchell for his excellent use of DoF in his composition for the Liberal Democrat candidate on the beach with two elderly women walking their dogs. It's the real human face on politicians rather than the sound bite moments that attract such disdainMike Cardy caught the spirit of the candidate on the soap box, although this is Paddy Ashdown it could be any real on the front line politicain anywhere in the democratic world! Thu 06 May 2010 10:00:08 GMT+1 Diamond Geezer Cameron's turn to make the tea as public sector savings bite and MPs have to make their own tea. Thu 06 May 2010 00:05:01 GMT+1 Diamond Geezer First picture - Cameron - look floating voters! Thu 06 May 2010 00:01:56 GMT+1 Julie Looking at the Conservative supporters with placards and balloons staring expectantly at the sky, is anyone else reminded of the scene in Independence Day where the crowd on the roof are blasted to bits by the alien spaceship? Wed 05 May 2010 19:10:01 GMT+1 Richard James Sarah looks on as her husband digs himself another hole! Wed 05 May 2010 16:49:43 GMT+1 LJD This post has been Removed Wed 05 May 2010 16:24:58 GMT+1 MaxG Picture 10. Was that the Lesser Spotted George Osborne? rarely seen before an election, hiding out on a fun fair ride. Wed 05 May 2010 16:11:51 GMT+1 trisia77 gordon singing "oh yes I'm the great pretender" Wed 05 May 2010 16:05:05 GMT+1 trisia77 picture no. 8 gordon Brown singing "let me try again" Wed 05 May 2010 16:03:45 GMT+1 trisia77 what did I say wrong last tim please Wed 05 May 2010 15:59:55 GMT+1 trisia77 Picture no. 5 what a lovely baby, I vote him/her for prime minister, he/she couldnt do any works than the last 2 Wed 05 May 2010 15:49:01 GMT+1 goatie First picture:Cameron - "Look, over there, I tell you. That's the bloke who believes a word I say!" Wed 05 May 2010 15:31:16 GMT+1 Joshmerryweather the harriet harperson one with the baby is pure Diane Arbus Wed 05 May 2010 15:19:39 GMT+1 Catherine wonderful photos. well done. Wed 05 May 2010 15:09:52 GMT+1 expatinnetherlands [ photo with Gordon & Sarah Brown ]'Gordon Brown singing "I dreamed a dream" for Simon Cowell in the hope of winning him back into the Labour fold' Wed 05 May 2010 14:55:34 GMT+1 Roly Gordon with microphone ::Who will bid for the next lot in this auction?The next lot is Sarah Brown and four pot plants. Wed 05 May 2010 14:39:59 GMT+1 Bladesman30 Clegg/rugby'Well lad ,you've side-stepped me again. Good job there's no one here to see it. On second thoughts,,,,,,,I feel at home as usual.' Wed 05 May 2010 14:39:59 GMT+1 In moderation The George Osborne picture at Squires Gear & Engineering Ltd in Coventry- aide to Osborne says: "Yes George, this is called a factory and people actually work here!" Wed 05 May 2010 14:38:07 GMT+1 Bladesman30 Tony Blair,'well I know we need every vote we can get,,,,,,,,,but really,,,,,I'm not dressed for this gypsy lifestyle,,,,,,,,am I?' Wed 05 May 2010 14:34:40 GMT+1 paul The Gordon Brown in the garden picture,'I think you should just about fit the debt mountain here' Wed 05 May 2010 14:30:04 GMT+1 lifeseeker999 How long before they end up on "Have I Got News For You"?Excellent "candids"... more please. Wed 05 May 2010 14:26:01 GMT+1 Bladesman30 George Osbourne and escort going up the stairs and holding onto the rails,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'Crickey me and jolly hockeysticks,,,,,,,,I know that I should get some cred for visiting this council housing estate,,,,,,,,,but for goodness sake this must be a record stat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the amount of time it took to get your head off was even quicker than Brown increasing the borrowing requirement!' Wed 05 May 2010 14:25:08 GMT+1 Bladesman30 Relating to the photo of Nick Clegg in the woods,as he sits down Clegg says,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'You know ,I know that there used to be dinosaurs roaming this place in the past,,,,,,,,,but for goodness sake,,,,Gordon and David didn't need to mark this territory with those dung heaps,,,,,,,,,,,did they?' Wed 05 May 2010 14:14:14 GMT+1 Ibiwisi "So this isn't this weeks "multiple choice" caption competition??"No. That's tomorrow.I love the way Sarah Brown always seems to be keeping her eye on Gordon. Is she checking to see if he needs to take his pills yet?The SamCam Medusa is a bit cruel. In her current state of pregnancy, I wouldn't have thought the hormones were that out of whack yet. Wed 05 May 2010 14:11:38 GMT+1 Bladesman30 regarding the photo of the group of tories who are carrying placards and are looking up to the sky,,,,,,,,,,,,,,there's a mumble of conversation and the gist is this,,,,,,,,'well we did say that we have an environment policy,,,,,,,christ let's get out of here,,,,,,,,someone's set a volcano off.There all out to get us you know,,,,? Wed 05 May 2010 14:09:52 GMT+1 irobot Picture No.2 with Gordon Brown....whispers to his aide...."Bigots!" Wed 05 May 2010 14:09:50 GMT+1 Genni George Osbourne: "Baldric, I thought you said this was a cunning plan." Wed 05 May 2010 14:08:12 GMT+1 irobot Photograph no. 5 Harriet Harperson and baby.Harriet Harperson" What age is the baby?"Mother "8 months"Harriet Harperson " So, your girl will be 31 and have her own child, by the time we have paid of the deficit" Wed 05 May 2010 14:08:02 GMT+1 Fizzoid Photo 8:"The Labour Party are right behind me" Wed 05 May 2010 13:59:54 GMT+1 peter cameron Photo 1-Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there's a land that I dream of-a big society Wed 05 May 2010 13:56:33 GMT+1 Imran Nick Clegg playing rugby picture caption. "Let's play a game. Imagine that rugby ball is a your vote and i'm going to try my best to get it"Gordon Brown tower block picture caption."Gordon Brown viewing a potential flat to rent, just in case if things do not go his way on Thursday"Gordon Brown smiling with many faces looking down on him caption"Eggs at the ready"Vote for Change picture caption."Vote for David Cameron flies down in a helicopter instead of riding down on his bicycle" Wed 05 May 2010 13:49:15 GMT+1 Mr Fuzzy picture 2: 'A few words from Ringo and we'll be back on track!' Wed 05 May 2010 13:42:04 GMT+1 W Fletcher I hope that Bliar isn't trying to make us believe that this is Smith's second home & they've been watching hubby's dodgy films. BTW why wasn't he arrested for war crimes? Wed 05 May 2010 13:34:02 GMT+1 Doc Home Blair photo - Blair explains why a vote for the LibDems is a vote for the Torys and recommends all the remaining four Labour voters to vote LibDem anyway as GB has destroyed his legacy. The lady is really Mandelstan in disguise. Wed 05 May 2010 13:28:20 GMT+1 peter cameron Picture 1 of Dave-Tomorrow belongs to us.....sounds a little familiar!! Wed 05 May 2010 13:13:25 GMT+1 David Foster Caption for Brown photo with wife seated:Mrs Brown shows her unease as her husband's Tommy Cooper impression receives bemused looks from his audience of school children. Wed 05 May 2010 13:13:00 GMT+1 Electwits Some interesting stats taken from twitter as the election unfolds appearing on various aggregation sites -,, and more. The wonders of live polling as events occur make the election feel so much more dynamic. Wed 05 May 2010 13:02:39 GMT+1 drstrangelystrange One of the comments suggested that Mr Brown has learnt from his mistakes. I remember Peter Cook being interviewed as Strebe Grebling (or vice versa). When asked if he had learnt from his mistakes he replied" Yes and I am absolutely sure I could replicate them". Wed 05 May 2010 12:58:19 GMT+1 Lee Newham The picture of Nick Clegg (9th picture down).Are they queueing for the loo? Wed 05 May 2010 12:52:36 GMT+1 EuroSider 1st choice - the one with the baby.2nd choice - David Cameron (with his wife having a bad hair day). Wed 05 May 2010 12:51:43 GMT+1 Doc Home Clegg rubgy - look here I'm taking a firm stand on this game. Wed 05 May 2010 12:44:14 GMT+1 widdow picture 5 is nice the babies face says it all, there should be a thought bubble saying : why do I owe you £40,000 : Wed 05 May 2010 12:42:01 GMT+1 Doc Home Brown photo - oh no you dont, I've spotted the floor microphone this time. Wed 05 May 2010 12:42:00 GMT+1 Douglas Lee Pathetic photographs. Could you really not find anything better than that? Wed 05 May 2010 12:41:50 GMT+1 Doc Home Osborne photo - they told me this was a Chancellors contest but I didnt realise a boxing ring was the venue. Just wait until I get my hands on those bushy eyebrows. Cable's head might be a bit difficult to hold onto though - I'm quite scared really as the referee has aleady had his head cut off. Wed 05 May 2010 12:41:00 GMT+1 Doc Home Brown flat photo - phew - at last Mandelstone found me a way to meet the people without being overheard. I was only making an offer to rent the flat as a first home after the election. Fortunately the Tenants didnt recognise me. Wed 05 May 2010 12:37:54 GMT+1 Doc Home Scary Cameron photo - the Conservative wind of change experiences a change in direction, while the minder in the background gets ready to deal with any Jokers in the crowd. Wed 05 May 2010 12:34:31 GMT+1 Doc Home Harmen photo - Harmen meets the New Labour candidate for her job - the one in the middle that is. Wed 05 May 2010 12:31:18 GMT+1 Doc Home First Cameron photo - this bloke has just told me I wont be able to afford any toys for the rest of my life - who the heck is he anyway? Wed 05 May 2010 12:29:48 GMT+1 Doc Home Blair photo - Blair escapes from his Garden Shed and is supported by the remaining four Labour voters. Gordon is hiding behind the Labour sign ready to pull the power plug. Wed 05 May 2010 12:28:16 GMT+1 Doc Home Skyward gazing Tories - is this the second coming or the Candidate for Ripon and Skipton being parachuted in from London? Wed 05 May 2010 12:26:03 GMT+1 H No Dear, I'll make the tea. You Dear, sit over there. Wed 05 May 2010 12:20:59 GMT+1 acj15 The baby in John Stilwell's photo expresses exactly how I feel about the election. Wed 05 May 2010 12:12:29 GMT+1 Dom Gittins This post has been Removed Wed 05 May 2010 12:11:15 GMT+1 candida Caption for photo 10 - of George (actually his name is Gideon) Osbourne"proof, if any were needed, that George Osbourne is head and shoulders below everyone else".Does anyone know why he changed his name? Wed 05 May 2010 11:44:26 GMT+1 kakalakas caption for last picture:Well, David told me this was the front bench... where is everyone? Dammit I've been had... Wed 05 May 2010 11:36:20 GMT+1 lindum49 So this isn't this weeks "multiple choice" caption competition?? Wed 05 May 2010 11:27:13 GMT+1 Ill Phil A couple of those could almost be by Martin Parr. Wed 05 May 2010 11:20:18 GMT+1 DuncanINboston Caption for dog walking image: "Well, Hamish and Angus are very much creatures of habit and they wear their politics on their leads, if you understand my meaning...." Wed 05 May 2010 11:15:34 GMT+1 Paul Treacy Also, the Sarah and Gordon shot is excellent. I wonder what her future holds, politically. [Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator] Wed 05 May 2010 11:14:50 GMT+1 Paul Treacy This post has been Removed Wed 05 May 2010 11:12:16 GMT+1 beetle1 This post has been Removed Wed 05 May 2010 10:34:07 GMT+1 brian wooster Nick Clegg - bottom picture caption:I talk to the trees????? 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