Comments for en-gb 30 Fri 06 Mar 2015 00:36:09 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at unseenforces haha...classic all-round..haha..keep it up robbo...funny...cant stop laughing.....however i hope the Fergeir part comes true....haha... Tue 20 Jan 2009 14:37:37 GMT+1 Ant1979 Classic comments about Fergie getting sacked and Ince's comments, very funny! Wed 07 Jan 2009 11:37:32 GMT+1 Parag this one was great robbo.... i have condemned u a lot of times, but not this time... Wed 07 Jan 2009 08:07:18 GMT+1 LondonMadHead robbo, you have outdone yourself. again!!as carlsberg would say, possibly the best blog in the world!! Mon 05 Jan 2009 14:51:43 GMT+1 Wot Kuyt 'e did Should've been: "And having brought them safely back up to mid-table, Harry Redknapp leaves Man Utd and goes back to Portsmouth..."#29: Take an aspirin ? read it again tomorrow. ;-) Sun 04 Jan 2009 19:55:44 GMT+1 BenNevesDenilson "You mention Stoke play Man City when Delap does a throw into the opposite stand (in september), but you did state that Man City got relegated, so I don't see how that would work"Isn't it obvious? Man City bought themselves back into the Premier League. Sat 03 Jan 2009 17:51:34 GMT+1 Rob Smiley Boro?17 games unbeaten?!Wow... seventeen nil-nils in a row, and I bet it'd still be more entertaining to watch than Villa ;o) Sat 03 Jan 2009 15:14:40 GMT+1 StanTheMix Arsene really has turned football upside down. Can't wait to see the under 12's in action.... Sat 03 Jan 2009 11:30:20 GMT+1 gdogg370 good blog robbo. good to see most people realising that this is meant to be a humorous blog. for those of you being a bit serious minded about it your obviously not thinking hard enough about how funny hamilton vs massa doing battle in a couple of shopping trollies would actually be. and your right robbo, villa probably will get demolished in the 4th round by united followed by boro in the 5th and arsenal's under 12's probably would beat swansea 4-0 away with a dazzling display of pass and move football. Sat 03 Jan 2009 03:45:16 GMT+1 elstrup This post has been Removed Fri 02 Jan 2009 22:55:52 GMT+1 elstrup This post has been Removed Fri 02 Jan 2009 22:49:47 GMT+1 elstrup boo yar Fri 02 Jan 2009 22:39:50 GMT+1 elstrup knight ride that comment 57!!! Fri 02 Jan 2009 17:03:35 GMT+1 Robbo Robson Comment 57...If I write anything that ever makes you laugh then do let me know - I'll open me window to watch the pigs flying in front of the star in the east as the skies fall down. And by the way if you're going to honour a hero with your online name then do big Peter the honour - and I hate to go down this route but it feels appropriate - of spelling his name right S-C-H-M-E-I-C-H-E-L. Fri 02 Jan 2009 16:29:48 GMT+1 Gooner4Life Im an arsenal fan but thought that comment about arsene fielding under 12s was hilarious!! Great blog keep it up i was nearly in tears of laughter!! Fri 02 Jan 2009 14:33:16 GMT+1 elstrup comment 55.So far up yours that you will not be able to blink. Happy New Year. Fri 02 Jan 2009 14:20:24 GMT+1 lionihatethisgame Alan Shearer finally takes over as Newcastle manager but unfortunately names Alan Hansen as assistant. Hanson insists that they start with one goalkeeper and ten central defenders. By 2010 they have a goal difference of 0 having conceded none, but eventually Hansen goes to Liverpool and MOTD agree to continuously show the reds first every week and praise them as gods despite their relegation.Alan Sugar fires Kaka who only manages a shocking goal tally of 173 as City finish fourth in the Championship but lose in the playoffs to promoted Exeter City. Burnley win the Premiership for the third season running and QPR complete a FA Cup and Champions League double. Fri 02 Jan 2009 12:54:45 GMT+1 The_Toonster "(To his credit, John Terry refuses to do Dancing on Ice.)"I'll bet you a pint that you're wrong Robbo. Fri 02 Jan 2009 12:33:27 GMT+1 DennyCraneWHU Four great big belly laughs, at least.Thx Robbo.My prediction: you'll keep making me larf. Fri 02 Jan 2009 12:26:04 GMT+1 shmeichelknight There's a saying, Robbo, that 'you can entertain all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time'. If this holds water, then at some point at least ONE of your blogs MUST be entertaining.Fingers crossed it happens this year .... Fri 02 Jan 2009 12:12:17 GMT+1 WHUDINNI You are a genius, a mad G.Believable simulation, The Tiger asking the Monty to lift trhe jud for him, Assene Wenger fielding 12 yr olds, hilarious, Robbo. You have finally outdone yrself. Cheers. Fri 02 Jan 2009 12:09:35 GMT+1 kish96 This post has been Removed Fri 02 Jan 2009 11:53:43 GMT+1 CHRIS Re: CaleySaints90 (post 44). I like the way you call everyone complaining about the Stoke - Man City comment 'mor ons'. You make the point that they could be playing in the Carling Cup (quite possible as Robbo has already stated this is the case in post 38). You also state it could be the FA Cup, since when have Premier League or Championship sides played an FA Cup match in September.You mor on!!! Fri 02 Jan 2009 11:22:47 GMT+1 CHRIS Re: CaleySaints90 (post 44). I like the way you call everyone complaining about the Stoke - Man City comment 'morons'. You make the point that they could be playing in the Carling Cup (quite possible as Robbo has already stated this is the case in post 38). You also state it could be the FA Cup, since when have Premier League or Championship sides played an FA Cup match in September.You mor on!!! Fri 02 Jan 2009 11:22:39 GMT+1 Ali_Don KerouacbaggieIt’d be my pleasure, mate. ? - Baggies are my ‘second’, if such thing exist, and I want them to do well. Fri 02 Jan 2009 10:46:49 GMT+1 kerouacbaggie Ali-DonIf the Albion one comes true, you are granted 24 hours with my Mrs Fri 02 Jan 2009 10:41:05 GMT+1 Ali_Don Wolves open a 15 point lead at the top of the table, but they choke as usually by going on a 12-game-losing-streak. Reading over take them at the top, and Burnley just pip them on the last day and Wolves then crash out in the play-offs to next door lads Small Heath.Mick McCarthy gets sacked, and Paul Jewell replaces him. But in mid-November he then resigns due to “taking them as far as he can”. Forest fighting yet another relegation battle for the 10nth time in 10 years and they get successfully relegated to League 1. Baggies start their Great Escape Part II and end up finishing 8th in the league in May.Leicester and Sheffield Wednesday meet in the FA cup final in a 4-3 thriller to the Foxes. Mark Beevers and Tommy Spurr are sold to Spurs for a combined of 18 million quid. Matty Fryatt is sold for 18 million quid on his own to Villa after scoring 76 goals for the season. Leeds go into admin again and are docked 40 points, but they still end up in League One play-offs but lose out on Huddersfield Town in the final. Coventry City are still bouncing between mid table mediocrity and relegation battle and their average attendance drop even lower to 11k. Fri 02 Jan 2009 10:28:39 GMT+1 crimsonphoenix92 "Fergie is replaced by Harry'I-have-just-taken-spurs-down"......loved it!Being an Arsenal fan I would love to see Spurs go down.And that Delap bit was great too.Hope his throws end up more in the stands than in the Arsenal penalty box.Considering Adebayor's misses in the Pompey match,Owen might just be what we need.#11 is rilliant especially that bit about Ronaldo and Berbs.Keep up the good work!! Fri 02 Jan 2009 07:49:45 GMT+1 We Won Back to Back Championships 04/05-05/06 No swipe at Chelsea! Crikey has Robbo got a New Year Resolution to be nice to the mighty Blues??? Fri 02 Jan 2009 07:45:10 GMT+1 old_joe_kerr It's been a long night shift, but this has certainly given me a few laughs.To those who don't find it funny, you really can't have a sense of humour! Chill out or 2009 will be a long year for you! Fri 02 Jan 2009 05:24:09 GMT+1 DenistheGenius ...dive-off! why not? it's probably more relevant in today's game than PKs.fact: Stevie G is a great player, but has caught the diving disease.fact: the eejits who whine about Robbo's blogs are lame, lame, lame. do you people have an actual purpose in this world?good stuff, Robbinho - i'd buy you a pint anyday. Fri 02 Jan 2009 04:21:52 GMT+1 NeilG42 Meanwhile 'Enry Cooper announces he's coming out of retirement to take on George Foreman.The only problem with this prediction is that it might happen !!! Fri 02 Jan 2009 02:30:13 GMT+1 RyanAFCT For all you morons who are complaining about the Stoke - Man City comment: They don't have to be in the same league to play each other, ever heard of the Carling and FA Cups?Nice blog Robbo, although, its quite clear from the comments that the only sport anyone cares about is football. I skipped the parts about golf, cricket and motorsports etc, because football is more exciting and interesting than all those others put together.Happy new year. Fri 02 Jan 2009 02:22:30 GMT+1 daveydaveydavo I have enjoyed Robbo's columns during the past year, but this is is really, really dire. Fri 02 Jan 2009 01:32:05 GMT+1 gstonesunited Best in a while, well in Fri 02 Jan 2009 00:03:08 GMT+1 SonnyMUFC Part uno sneaked it. However, the vast inclusion of Cricket tarnished dos.'Paul Ince says Fergie's been treated badly cos he's ex-United. ' that's hilarious! Fri 02 Jan 2009 00:00:54 GMT+1 elstrup This post has been Removed Thu 01 Jan 2009 23:51:18 GMT+1 Riggadon Paul Ince takes over at OT, and is then sacked the same day. This, he states, is proof that ex-utd's cant even get a break at utd (but is really proof that he's, crap). Thu 01 Jan 2009 23:47:51 GMT+1 Robbo Robson OH look nit pickers - Delap's throw-in was cos they were playing each other in the Carling Cup. It's so obvious I didn;t think I needed to mention it. Plus I was being a tad playful over me bottom 3 in May any road. I'll be honest, I think we at the Boro may be leaving via the South Gate. Thu 01 Jan 2009 23:40:53 GMT+1 kish96 This post has been Removed Thu 01 Jan 2009 21:52:47 GMT+1 TopClassCitizen - Its Hart-y Time You said Man City got relegated and Stoke didn't so how can Stoke be playing them?... Thu 01 Jan 2009 20:47:29 GMT+1 ruakaka_red Re [6] manucastle, actually there are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont, but anyway, wasting my time there. As is anyone who even in their wildest thinks that a big club will sign sicknote Owen. Arsenal in for Owen? please, maybe for their under 12's. Even then he'd only ever be fit for 6 games a season. He only had 1 plan of attack and is struggling with that one now he's lost his pace. I remember seeing Nigeria's Jayjay Okocha completely mark him out of the game and after that pretty much everyone at top level saw him for what he was. He was useless at Real and is too scared to go to Inter cos he'll be found desparately wanting yet again. Talk about living on your past. He scored goals when he was younger but he was never in the class of Rush, Fowler or Aldridge. Send him to Coventry, literally. Thu 01 Jan 2009 19:47:54 GMT+1 eurotour07 A few continuity errors there Robbo, the Man City thing and Hamilton switching from an Austin Allegro to a Twingo.However, as far as mock predictions go, I thought this was pretty funny.Keep it up. Thu 01 Jan 2009 19:37:17 GMT+1 Thanks A lot BBC7 Did not reach the same standard than Part 1, but still okish.Robbo should be European enough to contribute more about other european football leagues in the future, dare I say. Thu 01 Jan 2009 19:35:26 GMT+1 Tony "Funny as cancer.How much do they pay you for this drivel?"lighten up ebeneezer, I for one thought it was hilarious Thu 01 Jan 2009 19:05:11 GMT+1 gloriousPandaPanda After a half decent part 1, I decided to read this. I now regret my decision.F.Y.I. You said City go down pal... Oh and Gerrard ain't doing no diving in prison. Thu 01 Jan 2009 18:49:08 GMT+1 matti76 Easiest prediction of all - journos will carry on hiding behind the anonymity of 3rd-rate 'comic' creations to have their habitual digs at Faldo. Thu 01 Jan 2009 18:39:02 GMT+1 Rabster Ouch! Too much vino. Part 1 was not bad, this is dreadful. Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:59:04 GMT+1 David_Prutton's_Hairdresser great article Robbofor the record though, it's John Paintsil, not Pantsil. And despite the dive, he's class. Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:53:29 GMT+1 elstrup Robbo doesn't get paid for these articles. He does them for love. If life were a business we'd all be in administration. Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:39:16 GMT+1 newBlowingbubbles69 Great blog!!!! The best you've done mate.....Happy New Year to you and everyone else and keep on ignoring the idiots............ Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:35:03 GMT+1 Standupifyou'veseenOwen Just one correction for May Robbo. You missed the Boro going down - you need to score goals to win matches. How about Steve Gibson losses his fortune in the credit crunch and the Riverside is sold off as a Donkey santuary. It would skate through the planning process as there would be no change of use! Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:28:31 GMT+1 elstrup good one fenriz.I hope sky go bust in the economic crisis. Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:24:33 GMT+1 NoNewYearResolution "Delap's surgeon reveals that Rory's surgery cost six million dollars."Classic! Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:20:36 GMT+1 wedontknowfootball "a Rory Delap throw-in ends up in the stands on the other side of the pitch at the Britannia Stadium." LMAO! Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:05:39 GMT+1 Bruxelles Blue @ #16 - I wondered how long it would be before someone complained about Saint Stevie G being part of the divers list.As for #12, this blog is mildly amusing and entertaining (hence why i read them). There are plenty of blogs i don't like, so i don't read them. Simple really! Thu 01 Jan 2009 15:02:24 GMT+1 dyrewolfe Brilliant Robbo!The only thing you missed was Middlesbrough enjoying a record 17-game unbeaten start to the season and looking well set for a top-4 finish and Champions League qualification...or is that being just a tad silly? Thu 01 Jan 2009 14:23:50 GMT+1 randalthor1812 Yes lets make fun of the very poor Australian cricket team because after West Indies test series win we will be hyping up the incredible Panesar as a world class spinner and we'll probably get whitewashed as the Aussies throw a googly and play some new players we've never heard of who all get runs and wickets.Still leaving pessimism behind lets hope for some great post olympic sport success. Thu 01 Jan 2009 14:23:31 GMT+1 WTF is going on? Haha.Thats the only description you can give this blog.One of your best Robbo, keep it up matey. Thu 01 Jan 2009 14:15:29 GMT+1 gringo Loco This post has been Removed Thu 01 Jan 2009 14:12:44 GMT+1 dodiesmith "Believable simulations!!!!" -- nice one, Robbo....but I protest you added Stevie G's name to that list. As for comment #12 about the article being funny as cancer.... shame on you, obviously don't have a sense of humour so stop reading the blogs if they bother you. Love Capello in his shirt and tie (hopefully trousers too) and his designer sunglasses!Thanks for starting off New Year's Day for me here in Toronto - Happy New Year, Robbo to you and yours. Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:56:33 GMT+1 War Baby .Painfully and laboriously contrived.. Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:45:56 GMT+1 aries22 John Pantsil really ought to ask himself whether he's a man or just a little child trying to get the class swot into trouble with the teacher. Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:34:06 GMT+1 Hod's Takin Le Tiss robbie savage on i'm a celebrity. i would LOVE to see that. Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:24:50 GMT+1 fenriz This post has been Removed Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:22:27 GMT+1 collie21 Actually Roy Keane takes over at OT and walks when they are 10 points clear at the top in Febuary, and have qualified for everything....after making the whole Team shave their heads, and grow beards, Ronaldo and Berbatov demand to get Sold to Madrid. but end up at QPR. Paul Ince is his successor goes after 2 matches, then Brian Robson and finally Steve Bruce oversee a great escape with a win against Liverpool on the final day. the Pool go down. Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:14:11 GMT+1 The_Names_SIR_Alex (To his credit, John Terry refuses to do Dancing on Ice.)------------------------------------------------Haha...That's A Classic! Thu 01 Jan 2009 13:10:43 GMT+1 redboychris great blog again, loved it matched yesterdays, keep it up mate Thu 01 Jan 2009 12:31:19 GMT+1 Red_Sam_ThisYearHonest! Very, very, very, very, very, very, very poor.Rather like the inhabitants of Middlesbrough, in fact. Thu 01 Jan 2009 12:20:56 GMT+1 James Great blog yet again, my only gripe is the fact that in your previous blog you stated that Manchester City were relegated. Therefore how can Stoke be playing them? You may have meant that it was a Carling Cup match though. Sorry for the little moan there, an otherwise excellent blog. Thu 01 Jan 2009 12:14:20 GMT+1 manucastle There are only two types of people in this world.1. Who love robbo2. Who think he's waste of license fee.I find myself in the first group. Thu 01 Jan 2009 11:58:46 GMT+1 SimplyZola Arsene playing under-12's - that was funny.Good blog Robbo, loved reading part 1 & 2. Thu 01 Jan 2009 11:23:02 GMT+1 6OrMoreCharachters good blog and everything, and sorry to be pedantic, but you mention stoke play man city when delap does a throw into the opposite stand (in september). but you did state that man city got relegated, so i dont see how that would work.still good though Thu 01 Jan 2009 11:16:11 GMT+1 SirHumpy What about Man City? Does George Galloway join the board after praising the new oil rich owners Indefatigability?Will Ireland ever play for erm Ireland again?, or will he be burying his hair????? Thu 01 Jan 2009 10:27:27 GMT+1 Matt Openers Panesar and Harmison?Surely you mean Anderson and Harmison?There is a terrific partnership just waiting to be explored... Thu 01 Jan 2009 10:19:16 GMT+1 Andrey "Ice cold killer" Arshavin usain bolts short cutArsenals under 12s the diverspossibly the best blog you've ever doneWell done sir Thu 01 Jan 2009 10:16:57 GMT+1