Comments for http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html en-gb 30 Sat 25 Oct 2014 03:05:53 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html HarrysDisciple - 606 SOS http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=99#comment118 From BBC site today regarding the British Swimming trials "I was really pleased with that, especially without the swimsuits and everything," said AdlingtonGoing to have to record these championships! Mon 29 Mar 2010 17:34:58 GMT+1 DennyCraneWHU http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=98#comment117 @ 17, 57, 65 and 68,In addition to @94’s “righter of wrongs”, righter can also mean further to the right. For example, no one would deny that the BNP is righter of centre than the Conservative Party – or Brown’s Labour Party, for that matter.I love it when I am being intelligent, sophisticated, witty and up myself. Well, one of those, anyway. Sat 27 Mar 2010 08:00:23 GMT+1 david http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=97#comment116 announcer after the villa vs sunderland gameman of the match goes to number 6 stewart downing!!!! all the villa fans start laughing because he was our worst player... Fri 26 Mar 2010 22:19:16 GMT+1 monsieurgazerina http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=96#comment115 Liverpool fan on sky sports news"In many ways the league table reflects where you finish" Fri 26 Mar 2010 18:48:02 GMT+1 LincsKopite http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=95#comment114 Some right gems there :) Fri 26 Mar 2010 16:43:01 GMT+1 Re-communicated http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=94#comment113 93. At 10:35am on 25 Mar 2010, Zootmac wrote:"Hogtriker" is clearly the nine-letter word which Clark Carlisle is contemplating on Countdown, and with good reason. maybe he saw the form dipping and was aiming for a new career as the first chocolate (easter) Egghead.What's interesting about this, Dermot, is...nothing, CJ, shut your face! Fri 26 Mar 2010 16:18:10 GMT+1 Re-communicated http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=94#comment112 105. At 1:58pm on 25 Mar 2010, berbyred wrote:Small club mentalitySmall club mentalitySmall club mentalitySmall club mentalitySmall club mentalitySmall club mentalitySmall club mentality Fri 26 Mar 2010 16:16:38 GMT+1 Re-communicated http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=93#comment111 09:00–10:00 Satellite and Cable OneFormula 1 2010, The Australian Grand Prix - Forum Jake Humphrey presents the post-race forum alongside a pane of experts and pundits. it's true, no-one likes Eddie Jordan, or dyslexia Fri 26 Mar 2010 16:14:55 GMT+1 Raccoon http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=92#comment110 I particularly liked in the Man U Liverpool game - Park Ji, Where-ever you may beThey eat dogs in your countryIt could be worse, you could be scouseEating rats in yer council house Fri 26 Mar 2010 13:46:42 GMT+1 MUFC_4_LYF http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=91#comment109 Park, Park wherver you may beThey eat dogs in your home country!Could be worse, could be scouseEating rats in your council house! haha Thu 25 Mar 2010 20:28:13 GMT+1 stockportexile http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=90#comment108 "Steve Gerra(rd)Gerra(rd)You kissed the badge on your shirtAnd put in a transfer requestSteve Gerra(rd) Gerra(rd)"nice one berbyred, except there's an alternative that's approximately a hundred years old and even rhymes:"kisses the badge on his chestand puts in a transfer request"and sir red nose is a bad loser, but a bad winner too. my favourite so far this season: "an insult to the game and the players out there" after chris foye had the temerity to award a mere five minutes second half injury time against leeds. Thu 25 Mar 2010 20:19:05 GMT+1 TalesOfThe54Side http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=89#comment107 Darren Gough, on Talk Sport, talking about Jarvis of Wolves:"If you compare him to [Stewart] Downing, there's no comparison." Thu 25 Mar 2010 14:18:35 GMT+1 DCrump14 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=89#comment106 Portsmouth Fans to John Terry, after injuries to a couple of their playes:"Terry's f----d the referee" Thu 25 Mar 2010 14:06:48 GMT+1 chopper_dyes_his_pubes_ginger http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=88#comment105 100. At 12:20pm on 25 Mar 2010, joni wrote:How did everybody miss out on Alan Smith saying "that's like meat and drink for him"? Can't remember which game it was in though, my memorys a bit suspectable after a few shandys.Not sure what's wrong with that statement? fairly common. Thu 25 Mar 2010 14:00:55 GMT+1 berbyred http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=87#comment104 Song at OT ( to the tune of Que Serra Serra)Steve Gerra(rd)Gerra(rd)You kissed the badge on your shirtAnd put in a transfer requestSteve Gerra(rd) Gerra(rd) Thu 25 Mar 2010 13:58:42 GMT+1 berbyred http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=86#comment103 This post has been Removed Thu 25 Mar 2010 13:56:27 GMT+1 ColinBellter http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=85#comment102 86. I think you've hit the nail on the head there Deep-heat. It's the Grumpy Old Men [and Women come to that] who always push-in in queues. Bet that's what SAF's like when he's down the Post Office cashing his pension. Not sure he's the cuddling type though... look at how he gets on with the Reague and even his own pray-ers. Thu 25 Mar 2010 13:27:05 GMT+1 ColinBellter http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=84#comment101 Hi all.I've been dying to get this off my chest, but it's a bit complicated as I'm going to have to do it phonetically.Bear with me.Channel 5 commentator, Liverpool v Lille, pre-match chit chat... apparently one player was INILLEGIBLE to play [or maybe he couldn't work out his name on the team sheet]; and another player was INDYFATIGUEABLE [he must be able to go box-to-box for the full 90 that lad].These are so bad I initially thought he must have done it for a bet. Genuine or not it didn't stop me SHOUTING AT THE TELLY. Grrr. Thu 25 Mar 2010 13:06:34 GMT+1 kelman chambers http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=84#comment100 What about the Hearts fans while beating their "flair-laden" local rivals - Hibs :-It's just like watching Brazil Thu 25 Mar 2010 12:23:50 GMT+1 joni http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=83#comment99 How did everybody miss out on Alan Smith saying "that's like meat and drink for him"? Can't remember which game it was in though, my memorys a bit suspectable after a few shandys. Thu 25 Mar 2010 12:20:16 GMT+1 HappyCamper of West Dorset http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=82#comment98 If he's a Burnley defender he ought really to try and play safe without taking too many risks. He should have gone for "the". Thu 25 Mar 2010 12:17:50 GMT+1 JoeStimo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=81#comment97 Cannot belive this didn't make it from the Utd/Pool game: - THURSDAY NIGHTS, CHANNEL 5,THURSDAY NIGHTS, CHANNEL 5,THURSDAY NIGHTS, CHANNEL 5,The BBC's love affair with Pool runs deeper than we thought..... Thu 25 Mar 2010 12:08:58 GMT+1 j_brown27 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=80#comment96 "Same old Terry, always cheating."Blackburn fans after a foul by Chelsea captain John Terry.(ChristalPalace)Blimey that's original! How long did it take the Blackburn fans to think that up? And has it not been chanted at every Chelsea game since the story broke? Cannot believe it's made it on to this blog! Thu 25 Mar 2010 12:01:00 GMT+1 ed http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=79#comment95 http://sportsmediauk.blogspot.com/This is a great blog about sport similar to the ones on the BBC Thu 25 Mar 2010 11:50:22 GMT+1 Andrew http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=78#comment94 Anyway, the SAF argument is a strange one, I don't know the man personally and I dare say none of the people making comments on here do either so I can't say whether or not he is a good person or not-------------------------------------------------------------I've met him once before and he rubbed the top of my head, lifted me up and did that thing that your grandad used to do where he puts you above his head. Thu 25 Mar 2010 11:10:38 GMT+1 Stevat http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=78#comment93 Perhaps foolhardy of me given the grief the poor soul has encountered since his 'righter' assertion, but I am going to side with him on this one. Is a righter not a person who corrects wrongs? A righter of wrongs if you will.Anyway, the SAF argument is a strange one, I don't know the man personally and I dare say none of the people making comments on here do either so I can't say whether or not he is a good person or not. He has repeatedly shown an absolute lack of class in public however, and has regularly made comments that defy logic entirely. He may not be the brightest bulb, he seems very far from it, but he could still be an amicable chap for all I know? Thu 25 Mar 2010 10:59:07 GMT+1 Zootmac http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=77#comment92 "Hogtriker" is clearly the nine-letter word which Clark Carlisle is contemplating on Countdown, and with good reason. A Hogtriker is one who trades with Hogtrike on e-bay. Hogtrike's last trade was a purchase of "pantothenic acid 500mg 180 CAPS GREAT FOR ACNE".Rather alarmingly for Hogtrike, the seller leaves very positive feedback, ending with the words "Hope to deal with you again." Thu 25 Mar 2010 10:35:39 GMT+1 Andrew http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=76#comment91 91I'm sorry. Thu 25 Mar 2010 09:41:22 GMT+1 Dunc http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=75#comment90 87, 89, 90 - this has been pointed out earlier on the thread, now stop trying to hurt the poor chaps feelings.Great blog Chris, my quote of the week has to be from NW after the Swansea game: "I did tell the players not to tackle today so as not to upset Paulo." Cheeky! Thu 25 Mar 2010 09:31:16 GMT+1 Andrew http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=74#comment89 Pray tell, what does this 7 letter word mean, righter? You are more right ? Or you took a turn on the right perhaps? Get out of the garden mate you're trampling the flowers--------------------------------------------------------An author that can't spell perhaps? Thu 25 Mar 2010 09:03:55 GMT+1 Andrew http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=73#comment88 I can get 7 letters of Clarke Carlisle's letter selection - 'righter'.----------------------------------------------------------Which I don't actually believe is a word. So very well done. Thu 25 Mar 2010 08:56:40 GMT+1 Andrew http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=73#comment87 I was watching Chelsea at Bramall Lane a couple of seasons back and one of the stewards was a large black fella with an afro and everytime he threw the ball back (and he was stood right in front of the away fans) he was greeted with the chant "you're just a fat Michael Jackson"It was about the most entertaining thing during yet another very work-man-like performance from Mourinho's Chelsea. Thu 25 Mar 2010 08:40:12 GMT+1 collie21 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=72#comment86 11. At 12:42pm on 24 Mar 2010, Red_Rooster wrote:I can get 7 letters of Clarke Carlisle's letter selection - 'righter'.Woo.---------------------------------------------------------------------Pray tell, what does this 7 letter word mean, righter? You are more right ? Or you took a turn on the right perhaps? Get out of the garden mate you're trampling the flowers Thu 25 Mar 2010 08:37:15 GMT+1 Deep-heat http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=71#comment85 I have to say that I think this discussion about Fergie is all wrong and slightly misses the point. I feel that many people are looking at Fergie's numerous and excellent achievements as Manager of Man U and on this basis have false expectations of him.Can people not begin to recognise that first and foremost Fergie is a grumpy old grandad who puts on this big gruff exterior simply to fulfill his duty to the stereotype of grumpy old grandads. Secretly he wants a nice big cuddle, a mug of cocoa and a werthers original. The only reason that Man U's youth policy has been so successful is because when the little 'uns on the training ground kick the ball over the hedge, Fergie makes them go to the neighbours and ask politely if they can have their ball back please and he won't let them leave the club till they've done it. Then he plies them with Extra Strong Mints. Stop getting on his back and give the man a cuddle. Bless 'im. Thu 25 Mar 2010 08:16:46 GMT+1 blackcatG http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=70#comment84 Sam Allardyce after last nights win over Birmingham"I am proud that we are in the top 4 of premier league home form", not quite big Sam, I have you sitting in 7th on goal difference and also have you in the bottom 3 for away form. So much to be proud of. Thu 25 Mar 2010 07:38:13 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=69#comment83 47. At 4:12pm on 24 Mar 2010, Richard wrote:"Lawro is the thinking mans pundit."What he actually is is the bloke in the pub who laughs at all his own jokes and is the only one who does.==========================Laughs at his own jokes?I'd say that Lawro's delivery is more like Jack Dee's than Roy Hudd's. Thu 25 Mar 2010 07:31:50 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=68#comment82 29. At 2:25pm on 24 Mar 2010, GazUtdWhat a fool! Thu 25 Mar 2010 07:18:24 GMT+1 georgiesthebest7 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=68#comment81 SAF's comments only reflected what everyone (outside Liverpool) was thinking - the "dysfunctional unit" bit confirmed this week by the departure of yet another FA Chief Exec! And this lot is supposed to be in charge of our bid to stage the World Cup??? Wed 24 Mar 2010 23:05:54 GMT+1 mightymuave2 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=67#comment80 I'm surprised no-one picked up on Dallaglio's comment during France v England: 'Two words we haven't associated with each other in this tournament: "quick ball" and "England"'. Wed 24 Mar 2010 22:58:47 GMT+1 itsmeross http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=66#comment79 Paul Merson might be the most stupid man alive. Wed 24 Mar 2010 22:44:56 GMT+1 col029 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=65#comment78 19. At 1:23pm on 24 Mar 2010, HitsMan wrote:Carlisle on Countdown, did anyone watch it? Did he win?If so...wow.--------------------------------------------------------I didn't watch it because I'm probably one of the only people in Burnley with a job... but yup... he won. Apparently he also won some show to find Britain's most intelligent footballer a few years back.Now if he could transfer that winning form onto the pitch we wouldn't cringe every time he's on the ball!! Wed 24 Mar 2010 22:40:36 GMT+1 wvforest http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=64#comment77 HelloMust the comments turn into a slagging match every week?Jeff Stelling on SSN'Leroy Lita, would love to score v Reading, and he has, but in the wrong goal'Dean Windass : 'Your wrong jeff it was David Wheater'Jeff : ' Its cockney rhyming, Leroy Lita, David Wheater'Classic Wed 24 Mar 2010 22:10:08 GMT+1 RobNox http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=63#comment76 57 or rioter - surprised no Millwall fans spotted that one! Wed 24 Mar 2010 21:30:32 GMT+1 lessismoron http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=63#comment75 you gettin interested Zeemo? Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:52:46 GMT+1 Zeemo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=62#comment74 This post has been Removed Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:50:15 GMT+1 lessismoron http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=61#comment73 This post has been Removed Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:45:38 GMT+1 Zeemo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=60#comment72 I do. You should try it, lessismoron. Get in touch with your feminine side. Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:36:17 GMT+1 lessismoron http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=59#comment71 212516Gaz, do you wear girl pants? Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:31:09 GMT+1 Zeemo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=58#comment70 @clap@ Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:29:58 GMT+1 Zeemo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=57#comment69 IF y'ate man united clap yer 'ands!!!! Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:29:27 GMT+1 Gavin http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=57#comment68 Actually the Arsenal and West Ham chants are round the wrong way, which makes them far funnier! Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:17:49 GMT+1 AlabamaTiger http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=56#comment67 @11@65@57Righter is an American word so if you were playing in England it could be classed as "foreign"There is one 7 letter word though - Heritor, as in a person who inherits something. Wed 24 Mar 2010 19:12:07 GMT+1 Leviticus http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=55#comment66 Steven Gerrard escapes punishment for allegedly elbowing Portsmouth's Michael Brown. Allegedly? Surely the video evidence conclusively shows there was nothing allegedly about it. So why no action? Wed 24 Mar 2010 18:33:05 GMT+1 James White http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=54#comment65 Hate to point out the obvious but the un-amusing missive from Gaz united isn't a chant. So humorous or otherwise (otherwise) its about as relevant as Alex Ferguson at a fair play rally... ....bringing me to another point made earlier; Alex Ferguson is a fantastic manager, one of the all-time best, but carries himself with so little dignity that it is no surprise that so many people dislike hime. I cant help but respect the man but If he was working in another industry and treated it's officials as he does those in Football he would be pretty quickly out on his bright red ear! Wed 24 Mar 2010 18:32:22 GMT+1 meiklelogie http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=53#comment64 @11 redroosterdon't want to be pedantic or anything but 'righter' might not actually be allowed.... Wed 24 Mar 2010 18:31:38 GMT+1 United Dreamer http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=52#comment63 Hey GazUtd were you in the Liverpool end when you made that comment? Wed 24 Mar 2010 18:16:24 GMT+1 United Dreamer http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=52#comment62 "53. At 4:22pm on 24 Mar 2010, Richard wrote:Can the Manure & Longballpool 'fans' take it elsewhere?No-one else cares about their silly PLCs. "We wish! Wed 24 Mar 2010 18:15:24 GMT+1 FedupwithGovt http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=51#comment61 # 23"Can I add one of my own, which came to me in a moment of brilliance while in row 2 at Old Trafford on Sunday.Lucas was rolling around whinging after a tackle from Evra so I shouted;"Stop moaning, if he'd have broke your leg you'd probably be better"Well a few people around me thought it was funny anyway.And probably a few Scousers agree with it."===================================Errrrr - No. Wed 24 Mar 2010 17:21:17 GMT+1 Fernando Partridge http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=50#comment60 31. At 2:36pm on 24 Mar 2010, simon samm wrote:23. At 1:46pm on 24 Mar 2010, GazUtd wrote:-------Sorry Gaz but the day a chant like that ever makes it on to the BBC page, is the day I stop blogging-------I wholeheartedly agree. If you don't get a Comedy Award nomination next time round there is no justice. Wed 24 Mar 2010 17:00:18 GMT+1 nufc1982 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=49#comment59 Kapnag- it's the way he comes across to me, some people will agree some won't it's called an opinion. Glad to know everyone who disagree's with you is part of the 'delusional paranoid internet brigade'.In addition since when does being a prominent figure in football make you a good judge of character? Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:46:38 GMT+1 Dave http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=48#comment58 Enjoyed seeing Rangers getting ahead against St Mirren despite only having 9 men in the Scottish League Cup final, at which point the crowd pointed this out to the hapless St Mirren players"9 men!We only need 9 men! We only need 9 men!We only need 9 men!" Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:40:15 GMT+1 Superhoopmango http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=47#comment57 46- The Ed stands for editor, and is a well known device for intimating what an editor may say.As for the ManUtd and Pool fans.....can you not go to your own boards for that kind of "banter"? Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:37:01 GMT+1 Tim http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=47#comment56 @ #11, how about goitre? It's only 6 letters, but at least it's a real word, unlike righter. Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:36:44 GMT+1 Kapnag http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=46#comment55 Alex Ferguson brilliant manager, horrible person.==Haha, shall we listen to the delusional paranoid internet brigade, or pretty much any prominent figure in british/european football on what they think of Sir Alex the man? Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:36:09 GMT+1 amigonumberone http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=45#comment54 gazutd wrote: 'Stop moaning, if he'd have broke your leg you'd probably be better' and 'An observation that has no place on a comedy blog'. Was the irony intentional, or did you accidentally post the least funny blog in the history of the internet? Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:31:16 GMT+1 lazydeity http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=44#comment53 "I had a groin that lasted me a season and a half" - Lee Dixon on 5Live on Sunday.Must have given it some hammer, I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to wear out that quickly. Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:26:06 GMT+1 Richard http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=43#comment52 This post has been Removed Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:22:08 GMT+1 You can take our lives but youll never take 606 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=42#comment51 whoops. Sorry for posting everything. That was a mistake. I will now refer myself to the moderators to show my great disappointment in myself. Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:19:37 GMT+1 George Willmott http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=42#comment50 And at loosehead prop, David the Lightning Bolt Barnes!!!Bath Stadium announcer at Bath vs. Worcester Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:18:55 GMT+1 CJE http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=41#comment49 #37 "Convicet Colony" doesn't really fit with the tune, maybe you should have sang "Convict Colony", that would work. Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:17:02 GMT+1 You can take our lives but youll never take 606 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=40#comment48 This post has been Removed Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:16:43 GMT+1 Richard http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=39#comment47 "I'd prefer to kiss a nice, beautiful lady rather than the badge." Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti when asked whether he would repeat Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan badge-kissing gesture ahead of the Champions League second-leg tie.Proof positive that Carlo IS Swiss Toni: "Managing a football club, Paul, is like making love to a beautiful woman..." Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:15:09 GMT+1 Richard http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=38#comment46 At 1:17pm on 24 Mar 2010, trickysnap wrote: "Well Savage is not funny, at least not intentionally, but Lawro is. Ever since he compared Sven Goran Eriksson to Peter Sellers in the film Being There I have had nothing but respect for the man. Lawro is the thinking mans pundit."What he actually is is the bloke in the pub who laughs at all his own jokes and is the only one who does. "So is Robbie Earle"Much as it pains me to say so [as Vale fan], Robbie's a plank.Only decent pundit = Claridge; the DRINKING man's pundit. Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:12:43 GMT+1 You can take our lives but youll never take 606 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=37#comment45 "We're all tanned and he looks like he's been hiding in the closet for a few months."LA Galaxy's Chris Klein on the return of Landon Donovan from Everton. Think the term has a different meaning over the pond - Ed.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Now, I'm probably being really dim, but I keep seeing this all over the place, where after a sentence a person puts 'Ed'. What does it mean? Answers on a postcard (or better still, on this webpage). Wed 24 Mar 2010 16:10:28 GMT+1 Jupiter http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=36#comment44 This comment has been referred to the moderators. Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:43:51 GMT+1 Cereal_Killer http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=36#comment43 #20 - 'My' David Martin is 28 so hopefully not a grandad just yet, unless he has borne some super charged kids who have grown up so fast their life has been like a Rocky style montage.Reckon its back to 4 DMs Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:24:42 GMT+1 Webb of Deceit - Not606 when 606 shuts http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=35#comment42 "You're not fit to wear the shirt" West Ham fans finally realise what the rest of us have known for years Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:21:41 GMT+1 Jamie Riley http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=34#comment41 More from Kamara and Stelling (quotes taken from the same match - Tottenham v Arsenal).Chris Kamara:'Not a lot's channged since you were last with me Jeff, Arsenal are carving them open like... I don't what, but Spurs are standing strong.'(Cuts back to studio)Jeff Stelling:'Arsenal are carving them open like.... Beavers maybe Chris? Hahahahahah!'Brilliant! Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:20:03 GMT+1 Captain Obvious http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=33#comment40 First? Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:14:13 GMT+1 Hi_Im_Mr_Ed http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=32#comment39 Just spotted an ironic typo on a BBC Sports page: "Hartlepool director of sport Chris Turner ruesl errors" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hartlepool_united/8585191.stm)Webmaster's been notified. Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:07:22 GMT+1 Jamie Riley http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=31#comment38 GazUtd, your obviously a regular at OT, so hopefully you can relate to this.Can you remember a couple of years back when that woman's voice came over the tannoy system (she is more often announcing on European nights) and said:'Operation code-red/ red-code, - cancelled' Absolutely hilarious the whole ground was in uproar, as noone (plymouth) had a clue what she was going on about.My favourite ever however was again off Gilette Soccer Saturday, taken from the Tottenham Arsenal game. Chris Kamara:'Arsenal are playing beautifully, but Spurs are fighting like beavers to stop them.'(cuts back to Studio)Jeff Stelling (barely able to speak due to his hysterical laughter):'Did I here that correctly? Fighting like beavers! Hahahaha. Not lions or tigers but beavers!' Absloutely hilarious you'll struggle to beat that! Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:04:57 GMT+1 CJE http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=31#comment37 Ian Holloway following Blackpool's 5-1 victory over Swansea last night:"I'll give my players their subs back after that."Quality! Wed 24 Mar 2010 15:00:20 GMT+1 Alex http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=30#comment36 What about the Barmy Army in Bangladesh wearing Aussie shirtas for sports relief they chanted"We all live in a Convicet Colony, a Convicet Colony, a Convicet Colony, We all live in a Convicet Colony" (to the tune of Yellow Submarine) Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:59:39 GMT+1 nufc1982 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=29#comment35 GazUtd- a typical 'United' fan,(there's only one united after all)It is possible to respect someone and not like them.Alex Ferguson brilliant manager, horrible person. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:57:17 GMT+1 Hessler http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=28#comment34 At Emirataes this weekend arsenal fans started singing "we've only got one song" to song billong to which west ham fans replied "rather have a poem than a song!"another little diamond from the bubble blowers! Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:44:30 GMT+1 simon samm http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=27#comment33 32. At 2:39pm on 24 Mar 2010, Pete wrote:------I see the humour in it..but he built it up...with the line 'moment of briliance'...then i continued my reading..and it was over before it started. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:40:25 GMT+1 simon samm http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=26#comment32 and to add to that....You said it was a moment of brillance...Although its probably true,god help you. Your humour needs a lot of work pal. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:39:24 GMT+1 Pete http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=26#comment31 31. At 2:36pm on 24 Mar 2010, simon samm wrote:23. At 1:46pm on 24 Mar 2010, GazUtd wrote:-------Sorry Gaz but the day a chant like that ever makes it on to the BBC page, is the day I stop blogging._______Where's your sense of humour? It's obviously a comedy blog... Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:39:05 GMT+1 simon samm http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=25#comment30 23. At 1:46pm on 24 Mar 2010, GazUtd wrote:-------Sorry Gaz but the day a chant like that ever makes it on to the BBC page, is the day I stop blogging. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:36:41 GMT+1 GazUtd http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=24#comment29 28. At 2:21pm on 24 Mar 2010, deegee550 wrote:GazutdNo bitterness as I have no allegiance to any PL club, merely an observation._____________An observation that has no place on a comedy blog. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:26:24 GMT+1 GazUtd http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=23#comment28 25. At 1:54pm on 24 Mar 2010, Pete wrote:21. At 1:44pm on 24 Mar 2010, GazUtd wrote:16. At 1:09pm on 24 Mar 2010, deegee550 wrote:Isn't it time SAF grew up. It's rather pathetic to see a man of his age indulging in playground tantrums as well as his stubborn refusal to speak on BBC.And his so-called mind games are neither big or clever.I'll totally agree with anyone that his record as a manager is fantastic, unfortunately his personality appears not to be._____________________________So bitterness does know no bounds._____________________________So, on that rationale, not liking the magnificent Sir Alex (or daring to challenge his greatness) automatically qualifies Bitterness?Comedy. Well done, you 'real Red', put us all to shame from the second row.______________________________Like I said, bitterness knows no bounds. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:25:42 GMT+1 deegee550 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=22#comment27 GazutdNo bitterness as I have no allegiance to any PL club, merely an observation. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:21:36 GMT+1 WeAreTheMags http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=21#comment26 (to the tune of Sloop John B) "We paid for your hats! We paid for your hats! What a waste of Council Tax, we paid for your hats!"Newcastle fans to the local constabulary in Bristol when they led away the fans that jumped on the pitch when Andy Carroll equalised. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:16:14 GMT+1 SuperBlues http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=21#comment25 22 - were they in fact the Thompson Twins from the eighties - there were 3 of them as well. Wed 24 Mar 2010 14:02:34 GMT+1 Pete http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=20#comment24 21. At 1:44pm on 24 Mar 2010, GazUtd wrote:16. At 1:09pm on 24 Mar 2010, deegee550 wrote:Isn't it time SAF grew up. It's rather pathetic to see a man of his age indulging in playground tantrums as well as his stubborn refusal to speak on BBC.And his so-called mind games are neither big or clever.I'll totally agree with anyone that his record as a manager is fantastic, unfortunately his personality appears not to be._____________________________So bitterness does know no bounds._____________________________So, on that rationale, not liking the magnificent Sir Alex (or daring to challenge his greatness) automatically qualifies Bitterness?Comedy. Well done, you 'real Red', put us all to shame from the second row. Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:54:09 GMT+1 chiptheduck http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=19#comment23 According to Radio 5, the chant from Pompey fans when they equalised against Hull was "We're gonna win the league!" Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:52:17 GMT+1 GazUtd http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=18#comment22 Can I add one of my own, which came to me in a moment of brilliance while in row 2 at Old Trafford on Sunday.Lucas was rolling around whinging after a tackle from Evra so I shouted;"Stop moaning, if he'd have broke your leg you'd probably be better"Well a few people around me thought it was funny anyway.And probably a few Scousers agree with it. Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:46:51 GMT+1 kenny http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=17#comment21 Scottish cup final commentaryKevin Thomson with the ball, tackled by Steven Thomson, the foul given by the referee Craig Thomson - there's just too many Thomsons!explains why Kevin got sent off then. Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:45:18 GMT+1 GazUtd http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=16#comment20 16. At 1:09pm on 24 Mar 2010, deegee550 wrote:Isn't it time SAF grew up. It's rather pathetic to see a man of his age indulging in playground tantrums as well as his stubborn refusal to speak on BBC.And his so-called mind games are neither big or clever.I'll totally agree with anyone that his record as a manager is fantastic, unfortunately his personality appears not to be._____________________________So bitterness does know no bounds. Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:44:14 GMT+1 indraneelan http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/03/quotes_of_the_week_18.html?page=15#comment19 17. At 1:12pm on 24 Mar 2010, Cereal_Killer wrote:#3 - mid-week leave, usually means a job interview - looks like the ITV blogs will be getting better soon!#10 - I work with a guy called David Martin - 'there's only 4 David Martins'--------------------------------------------------------------------Unless you work with #10's granddad - 'there's only 4 David Martins, possibly less' Wed 24 Mar 2010 13:38:51 GMT+1