Comments for http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html en-gb 30 Fri 26 Dec 2014 21:17:26 GMT+1 A feed of user comments from the page found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html TBY http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=99#comment114 Robbie Savage in his column in the Daily Mirror, referring to Arsenal and Man U:"I still think they'll have to finish above Chelsea to win the league."Surely you have to finish above everyone to win the league? Fri 29 Jan 2010 20:54:38 GMT+1 Jim http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=98#comment113 "Do do do do, Susan Boyle"Burnley fans at Bolton, to the same tune we used to sing for Owen CoyleMade a slightly refreshing change from the abuse Fri 29 Jan 2010 14:10:10 GMT+1 football francais http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=97#comment112 Chris - good selection, as entertaining as ever.But did I remember to close the gate as I came in?... Thu 28 Jan 2010 20:18:11 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=96#comment111 I appear to have run out of milk for my hot drink...coffeemategate Thu 28 Jan 2010 10:10:12 GMT+1 Fun_n_Games http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=95#comment110 #109Excellent stuff. And there I was so eager to pounce on any chance to tell all that I'm a Toffees supporter. Serves me right. I can't even go back and see how I made that misrepresentation of Trevor's work because, as you can see from #96 (and hardly surprisingly if you read it, let's be honest) he broke the House Rules. So you see, it's true: all posts are reactively moderated. As for the crossbars, well that's anyone's guess.Anyway, one of my main themes, which I'd like to close on, is that Chris Charles is a top bloke, and pity there's not more like him. What about that ManU - ManC game! Bet CC will get a few nice quotes for next week out of that one! Thu 28 Jan 2010 09:13:31 GMT+1 Snickers_Man http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=94#comment109 On Radio 5Live during Stoke-Arsenal:"He (Denilson) had to decide whether to pass it or shoot himself."I know they weren't playing well, but surely that's taking things a bit far! Wed 27 Jan 2010 21:47:16 GMT+1 ControlledMagic http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=93#comment108 #98 - Fun N Games - do you see what Trevor did there? Lulled you into believing he was talking about your salt of the earth / luv their mams Scouser neighbours, where his actual anagram either hints at a touch of dyslexia or misinterpretation; scoucres. Far be it for me to probe deeply into Trevor's mind, with neither the skill or the inclination, but methinks that the common reference in BBC stories to which he alludes is 'sources'. As we all know, a journalist of Mr Chris Charles's standing would never reveal his.....but we may all rest assured that anyone may be at liberty to blanket reference some of your neighbours as dppiers. Er, sorry, scousers. Wed 27 Jan 2010 07:58:50 GMT+1 Boonting http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=93#comment107 Bit late with this one but...The commentator describing a Tevez challange at City v Utd last week "He was late, he was high."I've heard that before. Wed 27 Jan 2010 07:53:22 GMT+1 completeuttermadnessCUFC http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=92#comment106 Owen Coyle on being called "Judas" by Burnley fans tonight:"But if we're going to get biblical, then maybe it should be Moses, because we led them from the wilderness." Wed 27 Jan 2010 00:20:39 GMT+1 I_have_a_tiny_dingle http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=91#comment105 105Good effort. Hope you're not classifying me as middle class because I know me grammar, but because I sound like a 6 letter asterisked swearword beginning with t and ending in r (given trevor's efforts - 96 - I'm not sure why I'm bothering).Not a teacher though. Just have anger management issues, so I reply to blogs :). Tue 26 Jan 2010 23:43:37 GMT+1 Spitfire http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=90#comment104 104:Former school teacher for the middle classes by any chance? Tue 26 Jan 2010 23:37:10 GMT+1 I_have_a_tiny_dingle http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=89#comment103 Chris considering that only about three sentences of this blog (? blog!? I hope I can one day be paid to collage other people's quotes, seems more secretarial than journalistic) are actually your own it would have been nice (or perhaps professional would have been a better way of putting it; or adequate) if you could have read over them, and checked them for mistakes. I draw your attention to the following:"we are not allowed to asterisked swearwords any more"Assuming you're using "asterisked" as an adjective then it should be "not allowed to have". Perhaps you wanted to use it as a verb, in which case "asterisk", the infinitive form, would have been appropriate.See.. it may sound silly to make this clear. I probably come across as an asterisked swearword myself, and I'm sure as a professional journalist you're aware of basic grammar. However, I'm also sure you know how to use basic spell and grammar checking software, so I thought it best to be safe than sorry.Perhaps next time you'd do your readers the courtesy of checking your work?Speaking of courtesy to readers, its a pleasure to see someone who follows up on their blogs and responds to user comments. You do this very well and its refreshing to see. Good job. Tue 26 Jan 2010 23:23:19 GMT+1 Ieuan http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=88#comment102 How about: Pop star records Queen song without permission - Radiogagagagagate.. Tue 26 Jan 2010 23:18:26 GMT+1 Fun_n_Games http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=87#comment101 trevor4491:What did you do at #100 that was worse than #96? Tue 26 Jan 2010 23:16:44 GMT+1 slaptonhatter_matt http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=86#comment100 'Wednesday's Football Photos, Photos from all four premier league games'On the BBC Sport Website at 11.00PM on Tuesday Night, slight error there i think? Tue 26 Jan 2010 23:13:20 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=86#comment99 This post has been Removed Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:59:16 GMT+1 completeuttermadnessCUFC http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=85#comment98 Colchester Manager Aidy Boothroyd when asked about Kevin Lisbie's interest in a permanent move to Southampton:"I'd like to be manager of Real Madrid but people don't have a go at me for that!"And to a reporter who asked for more information on new signing Knudsen:"Well you can say his name better than I can". Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:48:26 GMT+1 Fun_n_Games http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=84#comment97 #96We risk the ire of Mr. Charles (who is a top bloke, I truly believe), because as #93 points out, his mood will not be great. Perhaps next week's QOTW will include a gem from the most recent soon-to-be-sacked QPR boss?Aynawy, scoucres? Sruely you jset?Let's give it a go then: Scousers; as an Everton supporter, I think they are the salt of the Earth. Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:43:21 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=83#comment96 89. At 9:51pm on 26 Jan 2010, Fun_n_Games wrote:Are you aware of a deep controversy regarding the grammatical correctness or otherwise of this blog's author's title description: Chris Charles' Blog (see top of webpage)? Another regular poster has pointed out that we either have multiple bloggers called Chris Charles who create the blog, or it is supposed to be Chris Charles's Blog.===================================================Pnoit wlel tkaen.Bforee tehy treinmate my acounct for eevr let me pnoit you twaordshttp://www.apostrophe.org.uk/ Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:39:55 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=82#comment95 This post has been Removed Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:34:22 GMT+1 chrissusmissus http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=81#comment94 A shipping company has been fined for loading their cargo ships far above national safety limits.Greatfreightweightgate Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:33:17 GMT+1 TerryFBH http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=80#comment93 78. At 6:15pm on 26 Jan 2010, Nick wrote:A (James Blunt) could be a good way to hide a certain obsinity. You from South Africa Mate(gate) Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:29:15 GMT+1 chrissusmissus http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=80#comment92 N.B. chris charles.... 5-0 you reds!! Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:27:53 GMT+1 chrissusmissus http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=79#comment91 Trevor4491, I must have read that 3 times without noticing what you did....i like it sir! Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:26:50 GMT+1 TerryFBH http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=78#comment90 Ex Boro manager may have not been so bad after all and transfers to telly talk stuff and is still a nice bloke, even if his nose is a bit big, actually more pointy than bigSouthgategate Tue 26 Jan 2010 22:01:03 GMT+1 TerryFBH http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=77#comment89 11. At 1:05pm on 26 Jan 2010, ControlledMagic wrote:Yer Janner.....? Speak English man! :-)singing "time for your sandwiches" to that italian tune I can't remember the bllody name of!THe tune goes sumat like this :"Time for your sandwiches, time for... actually you know and I know Im just wasting my time ... dang these blogs Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:56:51 GMT+1 Fun_n_Games http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=76#comment88 #88Oh, tehy wlil hvae you mdoded for taht, sruely! Your #85 post is also well noted. Are you aware of a deep controversy regarding the grammatical correctness or otherwise of this blog's author's title description: Chris Charles' Blog (see top of webpage)? Another regular poster has pointed out that we either have multiple bloggers called Chris Charles who create the blog, or it is supposed to be Chris Charles's Blog.You can see why I used the word controversy to describe this headline-making news. Bloggate, anyone?Finally, #22. Legend. Watched that episode on the Net the other evening. Love KB. Another fantastic line he delivered was in Deep Space Homer: "I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords". That's the kind of line that can be adapted to many a situation. Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:51:09 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=75#comment87 I rcieveed an eamil rcentley whcih epainlexd taht as lnog as the frist and lsat letetrs of a wrod are in the rgiht plcae, our branis wlil deciephr the mesasge corerctly.Tihs bineg the csae, thsee stpuid fckuing mdoretars can be dfeated, ulness tehy srtucinise erevy mial. Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:33:49 GMT+1 Fun_n_Games http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=74#comment86 #86Are you a high-wire act performer? You cunning stunt. Be interesting to see if this line of spoonerism gets modded. Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:28:47 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=73#comment85 84. At 9:03pm on 26 Jan 2010, Fun_n_Games wrote:No more asterisked swear words? The phrase I'm thinking of rhymes with Clucking Bell.Also West Ham striker in suspicious incident with tube of toothpaste: Colegate.======================================I take my hat off to you, you ducking tanker. Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:11:11 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=73#comment84 #82 oozatden wrote:No 64: I'd say more a stable door than a gate given the ladies history.==============================I'm continually amazed at the falling educational standards that these blogs expose."given the ladies history" is wrong in every way.If it was the history of the ladies (more than one lady), it would be "given the ladies' history" but since it refers to Jordan i.e. one lady (?), it should be "given the lady's history".There are further education courses you know.I know, get a life. The usual response of the uneducated. Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:07:56 GMT+1 Fun_n_Games http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=72#comment83 No more asterisked swear words? The phrase I'm thinking of rhymes with Clucking Bell.Also West Ham striker in suspicious incident with tube of toothpaste: Colegate. Tue 26 Jan 2010 21:03:36 GMT+1 I dont want a display name http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=71#comment82 "we are not allowed to asterisked swearwords any more"Hooray! The moderators have finally appointed someone with a brain who is going to treat us like adults. I mean, let's face it, if it's a quote, it shouldn't be censored, should it? After all, if we know the word we'll understand it with asterisks and we'll only be offended if we have a stick up our . . . and if we don't understand it, we won't be offended."so you may spot a couple of instances where I have swapped the offending word for another one in brackets".D'oh! Tue 26 Jan 2010 20:22:30 GMT+1 U2097702 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=70#comment81 No 64: I'd say more a stable door than a gate given the ladies history.allegedly of course! Tue 26 Jan 2010 20:18:24 GMT+1 Robokopthe3rd http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=69#comment80 Number 20. Bill Gates assasigned (Huh?!)Is that some new word or something? Tue 26 Jan 2010 19:34:52 GMT+1 Robokopthe3rd http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=68#comment79 Roger Waters (ex Pink Floyd) garden is flooded by burst pipe thus knocking down his entrance to said garden.Aka `Waterswatergategate` Tue 26 Jan 2010 19:32:00 GMT+1 ControlledMagic http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=67#comment78 Nick - If a simple 'privatisation' didn't float that particular boat then I guess we'd be subjected to hydrogate?And if we didn't accept that we'd be forced to which'll be Waterboardgate Tue 26 Jan 2010 19:24:40 GMT+1 Nick http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=66#comment77 A (James Blunt) could be a good way to hide a certain obsinity. Also anyone thnk what a scandal involving water would be? Was raised in a Michell and Webb scetch. No annoucements this week? Tue 26 Jan 2010 18:15:02 GMT+1 That Singing Guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=66#comment76 Errr, guy? The line clearly reads SOCK-sucker :P Tue 26 Jan 2010 17:40:32 GMT+1 guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=65#comment75 This post has been Removed Tue 26 Jan 2010 17:33:27 GMT+1 Ben Manser http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=64#comment74 Recently in local news there was a story about a farm animal stealing babyfood.Cow and gate Tue 26 Jan 2010 17:23:15 GMT+1 That Singing Guy http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=63#comment73 From the 5 Live commentary on the Chelsea Preston match"Zhirkov with the cross."Isn't that a scene from the Exorcist? ;-) Tue 26 Jan 2010 17:14:40 GMT+1 ControlledMagic http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=62#comment72 Indeed Jacks - and that set me on the road to realisation that my memory of the tune I was more associated with catering transport, albeit that I was thinking of Mr Whippy. Has the quotes blog turned into Robbo's ramble? Sorry Chris! Tue 26 Jan 2010 17:03:25 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=61#comment71 70. At 4:50pm on 26 Jan 2010, Maurice Dickson wrote:There was also the incidents around the delay involving the shipping of a number of huge items from a quarry in Wales to use in the construction of a hearth which is known as the GreatSpateofLateSlateGrateCratesGateWhere's that taxi?----------------------------It's LateMate Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:51:45 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=60#comment70 33. At 2:28pm on 26 Jan 2010, Rob K wrote:"Time for your sandwiches" would work quite well to Verdi's 'La donna è mobile' from Rigoletto.-----------------------------ControlledMagic,I thought Rob K was talking about the portable kebab van parked at the end of the high street... Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:50:15 GMT+1 Ulstershaker http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=60#comment69 There was also the incidents around the delay involving the shipping of a number of huge items from a quarry in Wales to use in the construction of a hearth which is known as the GreatSpateofLateSlateGrateCratesGateWhere's that taxi? Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:50:00 GMT+1 ControlledMagic http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=59#comment68 Doh! message 12. Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:48:17 GMT+1 Stumpy http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=58#comment67 Heard this at Cheltenham vs Leicester back in the 08/09 season, where the Foxes won 4-0. (Obviously name is made up :))Announcer: "Could Dave Smith of the Cheltenham Supporter's Group please return to your family at the ticket gates, as you have walked in with their tickets."Leicester fans: "Where's your family gone, WHERE'S YOUR FAMILY GONE?!" Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:47:56 GMT+1 ControlledMagic http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=57#comment66 @#33 - Rob K. You flash git!:-)"that Italian tune I can't remember the name of".....turns out, if you are right, that's be because I never knew the name in the first place. I still can't remember what advert(s) it's associated with either, so suffice to say I was murmuring "ta-ra-ra-boom-de-yay". Clearly I move in sophisticated circles.So, what would Mary have been doing with a mobile phone in Verdi's piece then?Try as I might I can't come up with a -gate to that query so will have to refer all posters to message 13 above. Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:47:21 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=56#comment65 Don't milk it,Maurice..... Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:47:10 GMT+1 Ulstershaker http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=55#comment64 There was a mix up between the former Clyde, Rangers, Sheffield United, Stoke City, Huddersfield Town, Burnley, Cambridge United, Peterborough United, York City, Dundee, Carlisle United, Barrow, Workington, Hucknall Town, Stalybridge Celtic, Hyde United and Retford United footballer Tom Cowan and former New Jersey Democratic politician Thomas F. Cowan which is known as Cowangate....I'll get me coat.... Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:43:22 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=54#comment63 N'gog,it was a weak gag.Thom Yorke being the Radiohead depression artist.Dwight Yorke is Brian Lara's mate.So when he did the dirty on Jordan it was Lara'sMateGate... Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:16:44 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=53#comment62 Jacks, not sure if thats a real question or im missing the joke mate, but Dwight Yorke is an Ex footballer! Went out with Jordan and hence where her first child came from! Rumours are he enhanced the reputation about the darker skinned fellow!! Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:10:25 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=53#comment61 Bit of catching up to do,there.So I'm having a lategate moment...Dwight Yorke,is he the lead singer of Radiohead? Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:07:49 GMT+1 Asquith_Lufc http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=52#comment60 Bill gates does some work for a his "friend" ken batesGatesDoesMatesRatesForKenBatesGate Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:06:54 GMT+1 LABSAB9 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=51#comment59 #58 - Oh dear that is not a good way to go!! (or should i say that is not a good way to ngog!!!) Tue 26 Jan 2010 16:01:21 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=50#comment58 Re 53 Jacks, it was like a toothbrush compared to Dwight Yorke............. Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:59:20 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=49#comment57 Below is TheSuffocateGate Scandal........http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1245311/21-stone-Mia-Landingham-kills-father-children-sitting-row.html Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:56:19 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=48#comment56 I RateTheGateGate, but if others HateTheGateGate then they can go and DebateTheGateGate somewhere else! Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:51:08 GMT+1 LABSAB9 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=47#comment55 Although it is proving very poular in other quarters...Celebratethegategate Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:46:36 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=46#comment54 This "gate" thing isn't proving popular in certain quaters...AbateTheGateGate Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:44:32 GMT+1 LABSAB9 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=46#comment53 Cow caught in compromising position with an opening to a field................Cow and Gate!!! Boom boom Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:35:58 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=45#comment52 She put what in her mouth?Apparently,she doesn't like a stoned fruit commonly found in the shops at Christmas...KatieHateDateGate Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:35:58 GMT+1 mrflamingo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=44#comment51 I play for a team called Garden Village FC. We had a league game on the Sunday, but for our Goalkeepers birthday, we went for a massive night out in Liverpool.On the Sunday morning, we had lost our goalkeeper and 4 other players. They were still in Liverpool!!!! We had to cancel the fixture due to lack of players and we were reported to the league disciplinary board. We called it 'Gardengate'. Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:35:16 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=43#comment50 Katie Prices chokes on her toothbrush.............KatieSwallowsColgateGate Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:29:12 GMT+1 Asquith_Lufc http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=42#comment49 At the leeds tottenham game; Leeds fans when 5 minutes of added time was announced.... Fergie time, fergie time fergie time After jermaine beckford scored in the 96th mintue... We score in fergie time, we score in fergie time we score in fergie time! Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:22:45 GMT+1 ANCELOTTERI http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=41#comment48 a chocolate gateaux was thrown on gareth gates and bill gatesGateauxGatesGatesGate Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:15:46 GMT+1 ANCELOTTERI http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=40#comment47 hahawhere did the the title ngogkeep them cominghaha Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:12:59 GMT+1 Spitfire http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=40#comment46 38. At 2:47pm on 26 Jan 2010, Chris Charles wrote:18. Spitfire@: You cheeky so-and-so! By the way, never could view the necessary footage of Bolton-Arsenal you linked to in Review of the Week.___________________________________________________Worry not mate. Nobody except some Arsenal fans seems to have seen anything which is nuisance because i could've sworn its usually the other way round.The video was in violation of the (so-and-so-ing) copyrights laws apparently and was later removed. I dont have a working link to it at the moment but I thought you media guys could summon anything you felt like. It happened about 10 days ago which in Journalism, must be about early stone age.But dont lose much sleep on it. You are doing a cracking job as it is.As you were. Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:11:52 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=39#comment45 Try saying that after 10 pints! Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:11:40 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=38#comment44 The world record for the heaviest man in the world in broken - BreaksGreatWeightGate. Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:08:55 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=37#comment43 An actor famous for a nude wrestling scene with Oliver Reed announces he's appearing at a Cornwall art gallery,sponsored by a brand of contraceptive...BatesMatesTateGate Tue 26 Jan 2010 15:02:48 GMT+1 Asquith_Lufc http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=36#comment42 in my post above the real words are a little different, manager is something else as is crap but thought it was a little inapropriate to say them :-) Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:57:21 GMT+1 Asquith_Lufc http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=35#comment41 This post has been Removed Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:56:26 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=34#comment40 Hot Chocolates house is burned to the ground - chocolate fire gate!Well, it was nearly guard........... Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:55:49 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=33#comment39 38. At 2:47pm on 26 Jan 2010, Chris Charles wrote:32. JacksinBuxton: Showing your age there, son!----------------Sorry dad...The local school fund raiser didn't start on time...Latefaytegate Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:52:47 GMT+1 simon samm http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=33#comment38 I can't quite remember what was said specificly - but the commentating on yesterdays game between Egypt and Cameroon was the worst i've ever experienced.Did anyone else have the misfortune of watching?IT was on Eurosports I believe?? - which sort of says it all.Was just curious who the pair of lemons were? Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:48:03 GMT+1 Chris Charles http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=32#comment37 16. JacksinBuxton: In all honesty, I did a Bill Clinton, looked at the poll but didn't vote. 18. Spitfire@: You cheeky so-and-so! By the way, never could view the necessary footage of Bolton-Arsenal you linked to in Review of the Week.32. JacksinBuxton: Showing your age there, son!Loving all the 'Gate' chat from everyone. Imagine if there was a scandal involving (perish the thought)Alan Titchmarsh. Garden-gate? Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:47:48 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=31#comment36 Controversy at Bristol City, known as Ashton Gategate! Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:45:59 GMT+1 simon samm http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=30#comment35 Chris, not exactly a chant, but joke of the week...David Moyes, Alex Ferguson and Rafael Benitez go for a drink in a bar. After three pints Moyes says to the two of them, "Right, you two, clear off, it's the fourth round now"Circulated by Everton fans aplenty days before we're knocked out in the 4th Round by Birmingham City thanks to goals from... Christian Benitez and Barry Ferguson!!!------------------------------------brilliant!! Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:44:21 GMT+1 Mark Herrington http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=29#comment34 Sir Alex Ferguson "The player behaviour has always been perfect. We have great players who play to the right rules of the game." Carling cup match preview.Hours later Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand has been charged with violent conduct by the Football Association. Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:37:31 GMT+1 pietrodelroberto http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=28#comment33 Chris, not exactly a chant, but joke of the week...David Moyes, Alex Ferguson and Rafael Benitez go for a drink in a bar. After three pints Moyes says to the two of them, "Right, you two, clear off, it's the fourth round now"Circulated by Everton fans aplenty days before we're knocked out in the 4th Round by Birmingham City thanks to goals from... Christian Benitez and Barry Ferguson!!! Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:36:43 GMT+1 Rob K http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=27#comment32 "Time for your sandwiches" would work quite well to Verdi's 'La donna è mobile' from Rigoletto. Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:28:46 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=26#comment31 Back to normal.I take it someone found a shilling for the meter.. Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:25:03 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=26#comment30 It's all GNev's fault... Tue 26 Jan 2010 14:12:07 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=25#comment29 Chris,have a word with the IT chaps please,your page has gone Pete Tong. Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:59:32 GMT+1 will thurston http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=24#comment28 It goes back to the 1970's and political scandal where the then President Nixon got men to break into his political opponents center to gather infomation on them!! The center was called the "WATERGATE" complex. from then on it was known as the Watergate scandel. Thats why these days the press love to use it with anything scandelous, eg Bloodgate in rugby. Hope this clears it up Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:56:02 GMT+1 Lozza http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=23#comment27 One of the commentators during Murray Nadal, in the second set "and if it does go to 5 sets they can go the distance such is the physical strength of these two guys" 4 games later nadal retires hurt. Classic commentators curse! Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:46:32 GMT+1 Hysteria1871 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=22#comment26 On your pre match preview it says for Sheffield United vs Reading 'Reading's last win at Brammal Lane since 1998' ermm we've won there 2003 (Twice), 2004, 2006, and 2008! Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:42:13 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=21#comment25 US golfer in trouble signs to play centre half for Spurs...Woodsgate Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:39:15 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=20#comment24 Jamaican sprint legend arrested...Boltgate Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:38:29 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=20#comment23 The German centre forward gets in to trouble ..."Klosegate" Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:37:54 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=19#comment22 N'gog,what about if Bill Gates and Gareth Gates got caught at something.."Gatesgatesgate" Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:34:22 GMT+1 Thom http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=18#comment21 "...Kent Bockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history. Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed `Beat-Up Waiter.' Pfff - this reporter suggested `Waitergate', but was shouted down at the press club." Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:34:11 GMT+1 Mightymojo http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=17#comment20 Liverpool Fans to Harry Redknapp:"You're getting taxed in the morning!"Also a black mark for Anfield's DJ Georgie Sephton for chickening out of playing "Taxman" by the Beatles. I know he said he'd have got in trouble, but he'd also have been an even bigger legend forever. Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:31:00 GMT+1 Hey Mods Ngog Away http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=16#comment19 Jacks i was on similar lines - if Bill Gates gets assasigned or something! Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:25:55 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=15#comment18 I'd like to hope that up in the north east where he lives a former Ipswich striker has a sign on his entrance to the garden with"Gatesgate" on it.. Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:22:07 GMT+1 Spitfire http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=14#comment17 Well isnt it dandy.However it was, the fat, boot licking, sock sucking moron,(so-and-so), that tightened up the sphincter on the swear words even when they are diluted with special characters, I say, "Up yours. You (so-and-so)"Are you (so-and-so)ing happy now? Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:21:50 GMT+1 ControlledMagic http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=13#comment16 Ngog - why everything else - I guess because they think it's clever and catchy. It's defo flaming catching! The earliest one I can remember is 'squidgy-gate' which was something to do with Princess Di. Obviously memorable! Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:19:38 GMT+1 JacksinBuxton http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/chrischarles/2010/01/quotes_of_the_week_10.html?page=13#comment15 Chris re 14..."You might think that....."I'd still like to know how you voted on Friday.Come on man,throw us a bone... Tue 26 Jan 2010 13:18:39 GMT+1