posted Jan 17, 2008

you have to admit it's good.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

'from the South shall come Roeder, and he shall from the corner of his mouth speak - and what he shall speak of shall be Bobbins.'
'and Joseph of Barton shall arrive upon his donkey and turn into an ass.'

Absolutely Outstanding - I'll get ya one in the Blue Bell for that!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Brilliant - tad controversial though - think you're in for some stick................

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posted Jan 17, 2008

I have looked and yea, verily, I have seen that it is good.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

top draw robbo

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posted Jan 17, 2008

and lo, shall robbo continue to flog the same gag throughout the thread, in thy mercy.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Wow, someone's been working overtime! Very good indeed, credit whence it's due.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

I have always liked Kevin Keegan and wish him the best of luck...however I sense he will need more than that to bring ANY sort of glory to Newcastle. I am guessing the money must be pretty good. Collective stupidity amongst the fans does not a good team make: Paul's unpublished letter to the Corinthinians.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Hilarious

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posted Jan 17, 2008

head to head with mcnulty again. 2-0. well done robbo.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Legend was spoken twixt father and son of a stranger with pleasing countenance and dark hair which curleth at the edges. This stranger had smitten all before him at a place was only whispered as Eastlands. This messiah would commeth from the land of the picts and his foes would only dare whisper his name as "Kev", son of Kev and he would hold forth great treasures of which the masses could have only dreamt.....

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posted Jan 17, 2008

top robbo keep it up!!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Love your work Robbo!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Verily hast he who is known as Robbo son of Rob cast asunder suggestions that his writing is without exception a steaming pile. Yeah, though I tell thee that five hundred score and more of his scriptures are gash, more than the grains of sand on the shore, the happily prophesied day has arrived, for unto us has been delivered a 'good one', and it shall be called The Fluke, Prince of Otherwise Terrible Articles, and The Immutable Law of Averages.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Love you Robbo Hope Keegan will do something something spectarcular at Newcastle. But Robbo the humour just kills me

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posted Jan 17, 2008

"And lo, shall the Geordies get carried away and over-excited and descend upon the club shop which shall run short of the letter K for the replica shirts."

why do they bother? they only take them off once inside the stadium and stand bare bellied like they're proud to be so fat and pasty.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

that was mental. it hurt to read that. i dont really get the point. poor show my friend. boring

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posted Jan 17, 2008

.....and yet, behold, the cash registers of Metroland doth clatter with the sound of unholy silver being delivered unto the Empire of Ashley and his domillions... all hail the Local Hero from the Garden of Linconshire

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Instant classic.

5 post there, Robbo.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Bloody Brilliant robbo, keep up the good work :D

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posted Jan 17, 2008

very very good

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posted Jan 17, 2008

jaimexico, you're even better than robbo!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Top quality Mr Robbo.

Is he the messiah - or a very naughty boy?

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posted Jan 17, 2008

If only we had "Moses" Southgate who shall part the waters despite his lack of a real striker and lead us to a mighty 15th placed finish every season.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

that took me ages to read though i admit, it was bloody worth it!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

been drinking to much ici water robbo?
i enjoyed readin that robbo cheers , some nice press about the toon today , how long before all the claw's come oot and wor kev starts gettin stabbed in the back .

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posted Jan 17, 2008

that was mental. it hurt to read that. i dont really get the point. poor show my friend. boring
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says a lot about you then, no sense of humour and a bit brain dead so stop chewing that crayon, my friend!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

I liked it, not the usual blabbers.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Jaimexico83

Nice one.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

The man of Robbo doth reporteth well. Superb piece.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and Joseph of Barton shall arrive upon his donkey and turn into an ass
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Good one, Robbo!

I nominate this article for "Funniest of the Year"!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Excellent post, and yes im a toon fan, but Robbo is a smoggie so its acceptable.

Phil McNumpty could only dream of this.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

The best p*ss take i've seen or heard in ages . Nice one Robbo .

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Seen sandals on sale in DirectSports !!!!
Lost and found also - one sandal lost one messiah found.
New signing from Lazio - Pointus Pie Lot
Good aritcle!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Now then Robbo,
Classic use of the word bobbins. Well done.
If you read the end of the Gospel of St James, you reach the painful crucifixion and relegation passage. Followed by a resurrection when Boro are charged with fielding an under strength team (not enough foreigners for the Premier League) and deducted 10 points, thus condeming them to relegation whilst King Kev ascends into heaven. Bloomin typical.
Up the Boro ... good luck Kev - you're gonna need it. It'll be hilarious either way.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Classic post. Keep up the good work, Robbo!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Brilliant Robbo , I laughed & laughed and I hope I'm still laughing after the 4th Rd. After that 'ha'way the lads' except the next time they play Arsenal.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

and lo the celebrating hordes did shift enormous amounts of newkie bruwn and were so inspired and amorous for him that is kevin they did eye the lasses and sing their anthem " the gog on the wine is all mine! all mine! the dog on the wine is all mine" and the lass did tell them " grow up it's only football " and they were shriven of their shirts and lacked understanding, while far away Fergie of thered coated tribe did rub his hands like the devil he is and cackle with glee about 6 points a season for sure.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

It's good to see you back to your very best. This was bitingly brilliant. Even McNumpty won't be able to banish you onto the back pages this time.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Usual pointless, unfunny, utter drivel. Perhaps you should have applied for the newcastle job so that you could have been replaced by somebody who knows how to write something worth reading.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

And though it was the masses which praised him and cheered at every goal they score it will inevitably be these same masses which nail him to the cross and hurl abuse at him. It is decreed he will rise from the dead and take a job in league 2 to resurrect his reputation.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Humour transplant must be a charlatan from the southern lands beyond Hope (Derbyshire) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Priceless!! Haven't chuckled so much for ages!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Class Robbo. Just hoping you are right about the Emirates!!! Oh me of little faith.

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Oh Robbo, rhou art indeed the anointed writer od the decade. Thou art landeth me in stitches as thou gospel had indeed causeth me to commit the sin of unguided unrestricted laughter. Well done to you, O gifted one!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Top quality Robbo, and I'm a Newcastle fan!

I sometimes find your anti-Newcastle sentiment a bit overpowering at times, but really enjoyed that, very funny whilst also almost respectful to the toon army - yes we probably won't win anything, but we can dream - and there's nothing wrong with that!

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posted Jan 17, 2008

Great article robbo, course we all know what really happens with the second coming of the messiah and after Armegeddon in Newcastle (which should be by about the end of the season) I think it likely that they will all be Judged to have been a load of numpties for chasing out the best manager to sort out their defensive problems and place them on the road to Europe, and if they are really unlucky they will be sent below to dwell in the championship for all eternity. (Though I hope not we all love Kev really )

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