Wow. Did you see that Sir Alex Ferguson press conference? If not, you should check it out soon... or even right now:
Anyway, while the world tries to work out why Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United, and where he might end up, let's crack on with a busy Tuesday in football.
Champions League and Championship are the order of the day, starting with Chelsea's return to the Luzhniki Stadium - scene of their defeat in the 2008 final - to play Spartak Moscow (KO 1730 BST)
Then Arsenal play host to Shakhtar Donetsk (1945 BST), along with a full programme in the Championship.
Enjoy, and follow all the action here: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foo...
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