You want big games? I'll give you big games.
On this, the penultimate Sunday of the Premier League campaign and final day of the Championship season, the issues at stake are: The destination of the Premier League title, the Championship play-off runners and riders, who will be relegated to League One, and whether Roy Hodgson will complete his transition to football deity by rising up above Fulham and showering the fans with blessings and rose petals.
And that's just scratching the surface.
Be your passion Premier League, Championship, or just lounging about on Bank Holiday Sunday with your laptop at hand, I want to hear from you.
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