Hi there. It's lovely to be back, it really is.
And what a weekend to come back to. Today, on this wonderful Saturday of football, we've got Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United in action as the Premier League title race enters the home straight.
There are seven top flight games in all, and a big old Football League programme to boot.
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
I'm not even sure why I went away in the first place.