Hey, Merry Christmas everyone....hold on, the snow must have confused me.
The reason why I'm massively excited this morning is because it is transfer deadline day.
And what a start to the day, listening to a man in a white van just outside my flat spending several hours in the middle of the night trying to move out of his parking space.
Face it, my friend, it just isn't moving no matter how hard and for how long you rev the vehicle.
Now, the reason I love transfer deadline day is because it is one of the few footballing days of the years that is all about the journey, not the destination.
Football is a results business, but on TDD nothing captures the imagination like all the rumour and speculation, wondering just whether Robbie Keane will move back to Tottenham from Liverpool. I wonder how many people will mistakenly spot him arriving at some £45 a night hotel today?
Or if Man City will break the bank to sign some superstar (not had much luck so far. It's fun isn't it - unless you are actually trying to sign someone with the clock ticking down.
And today all the last-minute chaos has been given a whole new dimension because of the snow. Wicked.
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