posted Jan 7, 2009

Players

Best Player... Messi
Best Forward... Messi
Best Goalscorer... Torres
Best Midfielder... Kaka
Best Defender... Vidic
Best Full Back... Evra
Best Keeper... Casilas

Teams

Best Team... Man United (I presume i can't chooose Hull)
Prem Winners... Man United
La Liga Winners... Barca
FA Cup Winners... Man United
Champ. League Winners... Barca

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posted Jan 7, 2009

Players

Best Player...fernie
Best Forward...fernie
Best Goalscorer...fernie
Best Midfielder...kaka
Best Defender...carra
Best Full Back...carra
Best Keeper...reina

Teams

Best Team...liverpool
Prem Winners...liverpool
La Liga Winners...don't care
FA Cup Winners...liverpool
Champ. League Winners...liverpool

Bramble is...harshly criticised by racist
Drogba will...stop sulking
Torres and Gerrard will never...leave liverpool
Rooney looks like...brad pitt
Owen won't...score
Arshavin is...good, but good enough for arse?
Sagna isn't...english

Liverpool will win...everything
Arsenal will never...win again
Man Utd will...cry
Villa can't...compete
Chelsea will always...spend
Leeds are...thugs
Gillingham can...win
Watford aren't...a good footballing side

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posted Jan 8, 2009

I hav dun this as a past and present thing.

Players

Best Player...Super Frank
Best Forward...Thierry Henry
Best Goalscorer...Ronaldo
Best Midfielder...Super Frank
Best Defender...Ricardo Carvalho
Best Full Back...Philip Lahm
Best Keeper...Shay Given

Teams

Best Team...Chelsea
Prem Winners...Man Utd
La Liga Winners...Barcelona
FA Cup Winners...Liverpool
Champ. League Winners...Chelsea

Complete

Bramble is...lucky to still be working as a professional footballer
Drogba will...never win an oscar
Torres and Gerrard will never...one day get married
Rooney looks like...a teenager
Owen won't...get through a season uninjured
Arshavin is...gonna make sure arsenal make top 4, if he gets signed
Sagna isn't...bad for a gooner

Liverpool will win...the award for the team with the most annoying manager
Arsenal will never...win the league this year
Man Utd will...go to the dogs when SAF leaves
Villa can't...keep the squad they have
Chelsea will always...mess up penalty shoot outs
Leeds are...victims a messed up football system
Gillingham can...keep messing around in the lower leagues
Watford aren't...going to be in the premier league any time soon

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posted Jan 8, 2009

Arshavin is.. another word for removing Bum Fluff

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posted Jan 8, 2009

Players

Best Player... Messi
Best Forward...Nando Torres
Best Goalscorer... Nando Torres
Best Midfielder... Gerrard
Best Defender... Skrtle
Best Full Back... Rafael
Best Keeper... Buffon

Best Team... Liverpool
Prem Winners... Liverpool
La Liga Winners... Barce
FA Cup Winners... Chelsea
Champ. League Winners... Inter Milan

Bramble is... Either compleatly misunderstood or has pictures of certain Premier League managers in compromising situations
Drogba will... never be wrong whilst their is someone else he can blame
Torres and Gerrard will never... play for any other club other than Liverpool
Rooney looks like... he father for fornicated with a potato and his mother sat on the chips
Owen won't... play in the Champions League
Arshavin is... a KGB agent looking for a British visa
Sagna isn't... as good as everyone thinks

Liverpool will win... the League
Arsenal will never... win anything unless Wenger spends
Man Utd will... Finish 2nd in the League and get k.o.ed by inter in the champions league
Villa can't... help but finish 4th this season
Chelsea will always... be the nouveau riche club that any true football fan detests
Leeds are... a walking advbert for prudence
Gillingham can... win anything
Watford aren't... playing in the prem next year

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posted Jan 8, 2009

Bramble is...so entertaining!!
Drogba will...smile one day.
Torres and Gerrard will never... appear in court on the same day.
Rooney looks like... Shrek's love child
Owen won't...ever put Newcastle United before his Racing interests - ever.
Arshavin is... a practice that should be kept within Hospitals only.

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posted Jan 8, 2009

Players

Best Player... Cristiano Ronaldo
Best Forward... Lionel Messi
Best Goalscorer... Cristiano Ronaldo
Best Midfielder... Ryan Giggs
Best Defender... Rio Ferdinand
Best Full Back... Ashley Cole
Best Keeper... Brad Friedel

Teams

Best Team... Barcelona
Prem Winners... Chelsea
La Liga Winners... Barcelona
FA Cup Winners... Arsenal
Champ. League Winners... Barcelona

Complete

Bramble is... a danger to the human race
Drogba will... never act like an adult
Torres and Gerrard will never... leave their car unnattended at Anfield
Rooney looks like... every mothers nightmare on the maternity ward
Owen won't... ever listen to Alan Shearer ever again
Arshavin is... joining a long list of Arsenal recruits with "Ars" in their name
Sagna isn't... going to cut off those ridiculous dreads

Liverpool will win... the hearts of the nation after being runners up in 3 major competitions. The sympathy vote.
Arsenal will never... win another Premier League title under Arsene Wenger
Man Utd will... win the League Cup and that'll be their last trophy for 24 months
Villa can't... do enough to impress Alan Hansen
Chelsea will always... be boring to watch
Leeds are... by far the best supported team in the land
Gillingham can... top the Medway Town league
Watford aren't... owned by Elton John anymore... YAY!

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