posted Jan 4, 2009

Cheers Wolfie and Kwini I will check it out...

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posted Jan 4, 2009

Golfwolf Im confused. Went to the link and I cant see my name anywhere. What do I need to do to get involved???

Thanks

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posted Jan 4, 2009

Ah sorry missed the link to the rules!

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posted Jan 7, 2009

If he was really that injured he would have pulled out earlier to be honest i think that it makes him look better and has a fall back excuse if he loses

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posted Jan 7, 2009

slippercustomer - you define the typical negative british yob with comments like that.

Always assuming the worst in everyone.

Nonc.

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posted Jan 7, 2009

if he comes back not fully fit he will be better than ever, he will no rash wild swings off the tee
like me , i get a better score when i have a sore back, although im not as good as him at golf

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posted Jan 7, 2009

How will he come back?

In blaze of glory, as a herald of angels announce his return to the sound of a thousand trumpets, a heavenly chorus will strike up songs of hallelujah (not the X Factor one!!), and from a shaft of dazzling light Tiger will step forward to banish the thoughts of a Tiger-less tour. The creatures of the world will flock to this place, not understanding why but with an internal urge as strong as that of fish returning upstream to their birthing places. The beer will flow like wine, beautiful women will instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Warring factions will down their weapons and greet each other with the hugs of long-lost brothers. Dog will cease to chase cat, Rangers and celtic fans will agree that no-one really cares about the Old Firm, George W Bush will put together a coherent sentence. A thousand laureates will each write a thousand verses and not even touch on the majesty of the moment. Atlantis will rise from the murky depths of Poseidon's bosom.

Alternatively he could come back for a few tournaments with a week or two off between each one for further recuperation before he starts to show any real sign of the form that we all know he's capable of. Pick up a win and then attack 2010 with renewed viguor.

But what do i know, i'm not a physician so i'm just taking a stab in the dark like everyone else

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posted Jan 7, 2009

please tell me where atlantis is located, so i can take a foto of the event

or maybe i can ask patrick duffy, he should have been a pro golfer with that name
but still wouldnt be the most stupid
fuzzy zeoller wins that one, any more stupid than this?

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posted Jan 7, 2009

It's currently off the Moray Coast, but ol' Poseidon sure like's to shift around his domain so it's hard to keep up with on a day-to-day basis

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posted Jan 7, 2009

I nominate chillidipper for poet laureate.

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