Sometimes, you've got to laugh. Even if you're a senior Newcastle player, according to many of this morning's newspapers.
But let's not let Joe Kinnear overshadow today's proceedings completely. He's not even going to be at St James' Park for their home game against Blackburn, apparently.
There are some cracking games to get stuck into today. Everton and Liverpool start us off, Man Utd face Bolton, Stoke play Chelsea and later, Arsenal take on Hull. There's a little bit of something there for everyone.
There are four other games, too. You guys better be in form today - don't make me go all Roy Keane on you!