All games will be abandoned just after 3.27 on Saturday due to a very frightening invasion of ALIENS from PLANET MURGATROYD!

After sad destruction of various places worldwide( and I can suggest a few if they contacted me first) the Football League is called void for this season with no relegation or promotion except for Birmingham & Wolves to replace Ason Villa and West Brom( They did contact me first).

It all turns out to be a mistake , they were actually after the Planet URTH, so we all say "No hard Feelings" and they depart but we stay in touch.

2009/2010 season starts after E.C.K has brilliantley spent £120,000,000 of Mr Gold's cash signing Messi,Pirlo,J.Terry & including some on better toilet paper, and a lifetimes supply of live yoglibittts to feed our new 8 foot tall 6 armed 4 legged MURGATROYDIAN international goal keeper "THE PHOOOG" who fails to concede a single goal in the entire season which ends calmly for the Blouse as they win the Premiership and F.A. cup winners and the first team ever to achieve 117 points!

(they do play a 39th game on MURGATROYD in front of 2.6 million MURGATROYDIANS and 6000 City fans who outsing them. (goal difference is + 223) and Dugarry becomes 1st President and Clan Chief for life of the Brum City Nation who have become Earths only and sole represenatives to the Science and Riches of the MURGATROYDIAN EMPIRE.

YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.BE AFRAID!!