posted Aug 13, 2008

3 blokes in a maternity ward, a Scouser, a cockney and a chinese man. The nurse comes out and says "I'm terribly sorry but seem to have lost the details on which baby belongs to which family, would you mind coming in and collecting yours?". The men of course agree and the first man in is the cockney. A couple of minutes later he comes out holding a Chinese baby, to which the nurse says "but that's clearly not yours!".

The cockney replies, "I know, but I wasn't gunna risk ending up with a bloody scouser"

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posted Aug 13, 2008

knew what was coming an it still made me smile!!!

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posted Aug 13, 2008

Hey Frodo_MUFC,
Don't quit your day job!

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posted Aug 13, 2008

comment by JB8MWFC_LFC (U12554347)

posted 28 Minutes Ago

Who do spurs fans genuinely and realistcally think you will sign with Keane gone and Berbatov going?
I think Bent is the main striker this year but you want someone good enough to push him dont you? and be realists for once smiley

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The Russian guy with long name Pav........
soory been distracted Leo the cat (he's messy) just bought me a bird, back soonish

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posted Aug 13, 2008

I think that Berbetov is 6ft 2 ins or thereabouts

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posted Aug 13, 2008

comment by enyluv (U11988940)
posted 1 Hour Ago

Am a chelsea fan. Im impressed by d performance of Terry, A.Cole n Ceck. are spectacular last season but Terry shd stop underratin Man u n concentrate on this season.
This season is unpredictable as far as im concerned.
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Chelsea fan yet still cannot spell CECH!

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posted Aug 13, 2008

I has the misfortune to be working very close to Anfield a few weeks ago. Luckily, I managed to park just outside the trophy free zone, so wasn't close enough to the ground

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posted Aug 13, 2008

Dudes this is just about the craziest thing this transfer season

Ince is going for Sun Guanlong (Wuxi Zobon in the Chinese Premier division)from a pretty reliable source...........did i hear someone say Shirt selling move

Come on paul???????????????

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posted Aug 13, 2008

take it from me

its Man U all the way for Berbatov, I mean the fellow keeps stalling...........I smell free transfer in the air in case he doesn`t move this week

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posted Aug 13, 2008

terry shut it!!! Man utd are getting stronger and stronger every day!! so much young talent!!

and guys

Berbatov in striker in goals in worries out

come on united!!!

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