Having read several threads congratulating Van Nostrilboy for standing up when he could have conned a penalty out of the referee I feel obliged to defend his reputation. If you watch the Slo-Mo carefully it is clear that his studs catch in the turf and throw him into an upright position. You can see the look of surprise on his face as he touches the pitch with his finger-tips confirming he is the right way up. Van Nostrilboy has spent many years building his oops-a-daisy repertoire and would not deliberately damage his image in an international competition. Give the man a break ...