Ron in a Million!Premier League Manchester United by Robbo Robson (U5722413) 31 March 2008 ![]() Well that's that, then. Game over, I reckon. You just can't see Man U losing more points than the other two come the end of the season. Sometimes Ronaldo looks like a drag artist without the wig onDerek 'Robbo' Robson Personally I'd like to see Hull go up as they've never been a top-tier team and frankly if you live there you could do with cheering up (and yes, that is rich coming from a Smoggy). But I have to say the discussions in the Blue Bell on Saturday were not about the things to come. I happened to say I thought Cristiano Ronaldo was now the best player to ever play in the Premier League. Well that put a fire under even the mildest man's backside. But who's been better? Shearer? Zola? Henry? Bergkamp? All right they've all been great in their own way, but has anyone taken a season by storm in quite the way the Portuguese lad has? Now, I know the arguments against... 1. He's not been around for very long. Well, he's been around long enough for teams to have worked out a way of playing him. But unless your squad's got a whippet who's strong in the tackle, you can forget it. 2. He dives. Well yes, he does. It's embarrassing, too, cos he's a strapping lad and he shouldn't need to. The pitiful, cow-eyed gestures at the refs don't help either (not that there's a professional player worth his salt who won't be falling over every time they set foot in the opposition's area if Rob Styles is the ref). Even so, put the ball at this lad's feet, watch him go and you can forgive some of the other stuff. 3. He's a poser. True again. Sometimes the lad seems to have half of Boots in his hair - he looks like a drag artist without the wig on. The ear-rings, the double-shuffles, the chest-out strutting...I dunno. I'd like to hold it against him too, but frankly if I could run at 200 mph with a ball on a piece of a string I might walk around like I was God almighty 'n' all. 4. That wink. He got Rooney sent off in the World Cup, people say. Well, hardly. He didn't trample Carvalho's crotch and then push himself over. Yeah, it wasn't his greatest moment but footballers have prayed on the stupidities of other footballers for years. The same people might argue that Materazzi got Zidane sent off 'cos of what he said. Crap. If Pan's People had taken up footie it would've looked a bit like Ronaldo. Derek 'Robbo' Robson My point about Cristiano is he has a bit of all the other players mentioned. He terrifies like Henry with his pace, he has the nous of Bergkamp when he needs it - and he's better in the air than either of them. His goal tally's up there with big Al, and he has invented an entirely new free-kick that defies belief. He turns the ball into one of them crappy plaggy jobs that you used as a kid when the casey had got a puncture. It swerves and dips and curves and flips. It'd bamboozle Stephen Hawking let alone Jussi Jaaskeleinen. Then there's the flicks and the wiggles and the shimmies. If Pan's People had taken up footie it would've looked a bit like Ronaldo. Of course these are the sort of things that English schoolboys have shaken out of them the moment they step out on to the local quagmire. 'Save that for the samba classes, you Jessie! You can have some time with the ball when you've run round the pitch 10 times! And even then I don't want you hanging on to it for too long. Get it oop the pitch!' (Ooh dear, am I betraying Gary Megson's coaching secrets here?) The result of this Neanderthal approach is a national team that tends to treat the football like a hand grenade with the pin out. Me, I could watch Ronaldo play every day. The backheel was just further evidence of the lad's genius. (Why is it called a backheel any road? Surely you can't heel it forwards?) To me, he's taken what's possible on a football pitch to a higher level. If he can stay vertical and cut out the bleating when someone has the audacity to get the ball off him – and if he can put up with my missus drooling like a Labrador over a T-bone steak - then I can safely say he's had no peers in the English game for the last 15 years. (Now watch him play like a dog for the rest of the season...!) Latest 10 commentsRead members' comments or add your own
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RedAddict (U3362265) posted Apr 2, 2008 Henry is a damn hypocrite. At least Ronaldo doesn't come out to the media criticising diving and cheating, whilst doing exactly that himself, like Henry has done (see also: Gerrard).
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angelicPMT (U5753185) posted Apr 2, 2008 Err, I'd be careful about accusing players of cheating, I had my comments removed (see my post above) for the suggestion that a certain player may be guilty of cheating (i.e. diving) - well at least I think that's why it was removed - I haven't had an answer yet.
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purplehaze65 (U11265075) posted Apr 2, 2008 As I said, Ronaldo's an astute fella, he dodges questions in the fashion of Gordon Brown and the Matrix combined. He knows he is guilty, but intelligently won't be drawn by the media, he'll probably manage 4 words on the issue and then say '...but overall I think it was a good performance by the team and we got three points which is the most important thing'
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tisme_paul (U2504318) posted Apr 4, 2008 Dont know about anyone else but i just love watching him cry if im ever feeling down i just flick over to utube and instand amusment.
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TheRealSteveBennett (U11416697) posted Apr 4, 2008 What gets me is the hypocricy of those who accuse Ronaldo of cheating. they all have players who dive and they defend them, torres was 'at it' all the time at Old trafford last week and at the new Library this week, henry was a serial offender, Shearer used his elbows all the time. yet this is ok because their player is not the scape goat for the weakenesses of English football that Ronaldo has become. Worse, its acceptable to kick him (and others) all over the park if thats the only way to stop him. For one particular boro fan who has been putting a lot of barely concealed hatred into recent posts, Boro have been amongst the worst for resorting to kicking Ronaldo in recent years - and getting away with it - and SOME of their supporters (and management too) see nothing wrong with that (after all how else can they compete) yet object loudly and with much spite when they are caught, or Ronaldo makes a meal of the 30th foul after 29 have gone unpunished. its very simple, dont kick him, dont barge him, dont push him, dont try to trip him and he wont make a meal of it. but then again he'll score lots of goals against you and set up others. But at least admit where you are coming from and stop writing your hate filled, bitter and jealous opinions as if they are fact. They aren't and you kow it. TBH, it doesn't make any difference, nor does it matter if hes the best now, the best ever, the best in the premier league or not. He's part of an awesome striking group at old Trafford who provide lots of entertainment and beat Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Roma and more. Enjoy the entertainment.
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purplehaze65 (U11265075) posted Apr 4, 2008 Therealstevebennett, not sure if your comments were aimed at me, but assuming they were, here's what I have to say:
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roddersrugbyref (U7032234) posted Apr 6, 2008 Interesting how Robbo can write an article with a simple theme, and in 380 threads it turns into a debate about who cheats the most.
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DoctorBoroLove (U8303026) posted Apr 9, 2008 comment by MUFC7224 (U11389317)
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jordanclarke69 (U9872051) posted Apr 10, 2008 He's part of an awesome striking group at old Trafford who provide lots of entertainment and beat Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Roma and more.
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