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Barnes and Hoddle - masters of table tennis

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Barnesy: born winner

I thought the days when I'd be able to see John Barnes leap into the air with delight, hug a team-mate and lift a trophy at a top tournament were over.

But there he was, being bear-hugged by Glenn Hoddle, as James Harper and Jonathan Edwards tried to look gracious in defeat.

Hoddle and Barnes had just won a game of doubles table tennis against Reading midfielder Harper and former Olympic champion Edwards - though only by virtue of Harper, a keen table tennis player, having the handicap of a tiny bat.

This bizarre sideshow took place in the middle of the Dunlop Masters tournament at the Royal Albert Hall, which makes a surprisingly good table tennis venue.

We had a cracking view of the action and somehow the regal atmosphere lends itself to watching blokes scampering about, playing this most British of games.

Like most games we invent, we're struggling to win anything - Barnes and Hoddle could be the only Brits lifting silverware this year.

Our top two stars, Paul Drinkhall and Darius Knight, are both teenagers and still learning their trade. Their hopes are pinned on London in 2012 rather than Beijing this year.

I'm currently reigning office champion, by virtue of a dodgy bounce off garden furniture
There's a long way for them to go, which was made obvious when they were both dispatched by their opponents in the first round (although those opponents, Chen Weixing and Kalinkos Kreanga, went on to contest the final, which Kreanga won).

Knight spoke briefly to the crowd after his match and handled a few stock questions about playing in a big arena, and the 2012 Games. Drinkhall - the GB number one - wasn't even afforded that chance.

It's a shame the pair couldn't have been given a slightly better platform. Sport is about personalities and watching someone hopping up and down at the end of a table, even in the Royal Albert Hall, won't convey that.

Speaking to them earlier in the afternoon they were bright, bubbly and enjoying the day, and it would have been good to see that shine through to the young fans in the crowd and watching at home. Maybe things were better on telly than in the arena.

If table tennis thinks it suffers an image problem, the sight of Barnesy hoisting a trophy aloft might help to some degree, but the sport needs to show off its young stars.

That said, the evening has had its desired effect on at least one person.

I've hardly been able to put my bat down since leaving. BBC Sport don't have a proper table but we've commandeered what amounts to some old garden furniture. I'm delighted to report I'm currently reigning champion, by virtue of a dodgy bounce off the hole where you'd normally put the parasol in the table.

Did you see Monday night's Masters? Has it persuaded you to get the bat and mangled net out of an obscure under-stairs cupboard? Or will it take more than Glenn Hoddle in tracksuit bottoms to get you into table tennis?

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comment by MKChris (U4420427)

posted Mar 27, 2008

It was a cracking evening, though I'd have rather someone other than Waldner was there instead of him.. preferably someone who actually looked like he wanted to be there. The missus would have liked Timo Boll, but I suspect that may not be for table tennis reasons!

The Saive/Weixing match was a superb spectacle, Saive made himself a fair few fans that night I think.

Also.. no offence, but there's no way Drinkhall and Knight are going to beat Chen and Kreanga respectively.. I know Drinkhall took Ma Lin (I think it was Ma Lin?) close, but I suspect in a bigger tournament, the result would have been less close.

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posted Mar 27, 2008

Drinkhall beat the world number 40 the other week in the German Bundesliga.

He got game.

Knight is utter toilet.

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posted Mar 29, 2008

Northern Midz- grow up.... incedentally did you ssee the result of the National U21's?

Both youngsters have good talent- but we should all be worried that just like outdoor Tennis - the lack of sucess over the years menas too much pressure is in these guys- after all they must be the best known TT players not to be in the top 100 in the world. Anyone seen young British Badminton / Darts / Squash players at the same level getting so much coverage?

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comment by MKChris (U4420427)

posted Apr 1, 2008

Darius won the Under 21s last year too.. I wonder if they worked up a deal (being good friends) where Darius wins the Under 21 and Paul goes on to win the singles, only this year it didn't quite work out that way for Paul.

Personally I think Darius isn't talented enough to consistently do well internationally and Paul is too laid back.

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posted Apr 2, 2008

In answer to the Question, what would it take to get you to play?. Bearing in mind a live in Leeds was a national schools winner some 27 years ago. It would take the same now as it would then for me to have continued some half decent facilites to play in.

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posted Apr 3, 2008

Drinkhall beats the world number 70 to qualify for the knock out rounds of the European Olympic Qualifying Tournament.

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posted Apr 11, 2008

why can't you all just play tennis on a court like the rest of us?

laugh

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comment by Mr_Jinx (U5351385)

posted Apr 14, 2008

Youve got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
Theyll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos Im the england man
And what youre looking at
Is the master plan
We aint no hooligans
This aint a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we cant go wrong

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posted Apr 17, 2008

That guy sucks

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posted Apr 20, 2008

Which guy?
And what does he suck?

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