They just get more ridiculous every day...


Rivaldo's Leicester move looks to be dead in the water with the Brazilian declaring He would only move to a London club, alerting Queens Park Rangers and Fulham.
Unsurprisingly Man United turned down Ollie's offer for Wes Brown and he will not be going back.
Ollie has also decided to call of his raid for Rangers's Burke and Adam, instead plotting a double loan deal for Arsenal's Denilson and Walcott.
The Foxes are also considering a shock £5 million bid for Valencia's unsettled forward Nikola Zigic, Mandaric's Serbian connections could help seal a deal.
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Leicester City will be getting accrington keeper keeny arthur on loan at the end of the season as alnwick is not staying on. holloway will seel Fryatt and DJ Campbell. he will soon be buying Roberto Carlos and loaning Makelele from Chelsea


...gave me a good laugh on a boring Friday afternoon at work!