posted Nov 23, 2007

Lies make baby Jesus cry Ollie

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posted Nov 23, 2007

Yeh, he's lied but everyone in football lies. Deal with it. People say they wouldn't leave their club, wont sell out, etc. Situations arise that make things hard for these guys. But keep your jaded viewpoints.

To put it as Ollie might: Imagine you're in a relationship with a bird, and you get an offer from, say, Jennifer Aniston. You would jump at the opportunity. You'd tell your girlfriend, who'd be understandably fuming and tell you where to go with the idea. Your mates would be eager to know whats going and you'd probably be keeping it under wraps to keep things calm and not hurt anyone in the process. As soon as it all comes in to the open, there would be uproar. Think of this as the same thing.....

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posted Nov 23, 2007

why would i do that when my birds better looking than Jennifer Aniston?

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posted Nov 23, 2007

Good point but you're comparing Leicester City to Jennifer Aniston. The bride of Frankenstein would be more apt

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posted Nov 23, 2007

comment by pilgrimboz
posted 2 Hours Ago

why would i do that when my birds better looking than Jennifer Aniston?

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Are you serious?. In Plymouth?. The only birds i've seen are pregnant loudmouth's and things that look like Grottbags!. And anyway, it was a comparison. You did go to school yes?. There are DIFFERENCES between REAL LIFE and a COMPARISONS...... look at the big words and study them. Then get back to me

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posted Nov 23, 2007

oh really and the fat sweaty battered mars bar scoffing jimmy crankie alike swamp pigs in sweaty sock land are are goddesses
what with all the congealed chip fat clogging their bloated blue veiny translucent skin and vile ginger hair(on their chest)not to mention the stench of 60 regals they smoked in the dole line

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posted Nov 23, 2007

i know the difference between the real world and comparisons and i mean it. my bird is better looking,now i realize your a fat ginger virgin so i'll give you a kop of my model missus for free! u can now toss your little ginger pecker off all night
http://smys2.sloggi.com/index.php

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posted Nov 23, 2007

profile- angie 808,if you want more you can pay like the hundreds of others

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posted Nov 23, 2007

There are DIFFERENCES between REAL LIFE and a COMPARISONS...... look at the big words and study them. Then get back to me

yes i think what your trying to communicate is an ANALOGY but thats a word obviously not in your limited vocabulary

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