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Scrum V Corny Captions - Jenkins' dream

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In the first of our new-look Corny Captions, Wales coach Gareth Jenkins takes a curious look at the William Webb Ellis Trophy in front of the Millennium Stadium.

With the World Cup looming is this the closest he's going to get to the prize?

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posted Aug 18, 2007

The Genie of the Webb Ellis Trophy appears, shouting 'Where's my career?'
All together 'It's behind you!!!'

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comment by W_Organ (U9426908)

posted Aug 18, 2007

Still a bit plastered from last night... Which one of the 2 cups I see is the real one?

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comment by dainut (U9281080)

posted Aug 19, 2007

The aim and the aimless...
The point and the pointless...
The hope and the hopeless...
The dream and the dreamer...

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comment by TJTroll (U7776042)

posted Aug 19, 2007

In recent years, the trophy for World's greatest Alvin Stardust impersonator had become all the more impressive.

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posted Aug 19, 2007

Ah, look at that, when's Nigel when you need him, we could melt than down and sell it in Llanelli market, just before we tarmac some drives

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posted Aug 19, 2007

Duw...that thing looks unbreakable...unlike me...I'm shattered.

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comment by tonych (U3702406)

posted Aug 20, 2007

Is that the ashes of players past coming to haunt me?

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posted Aug 28, 2007

I have more chance of being made Pope than we have of winning this!doh

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posted Sep 30, 2007

Absolutly fantastic comment. I have not stopped laughing for the 15 minutes. Cheers butt nice one.

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posted Jan 4, 2008

Ok, so this is the closest that I'll ever get to the World cup.... you can take it away now lads!

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