posted Apr 9, 2007

lewis fatkin has just signed a contract with fawdon fc wich will get him a staggering 79450690487648749857694587698476948974 a week and he is also on a a tight budget at the moment and shops at netto because he only get payed $6 a week at eye brows united. the manager of eye brows united stated we are lookin at possible replacemants and the great khali at wwe fc is a possible 1 and leo messi is a possible replacement

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posted Apr 9, 2007

lewis robertson will play the next bread cup match he will represent hovis albion who play tesco value fc. Lewis Robertson who is currently at fawdon has denied reports he wil sign a permanent deal with hovis albion he sed his bun is stayin with fawdon

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posted Apr 9, 2007

davey nellis and carl price are set to sign for leeds united the pair will play upfront along side the one the only david healy and we interviewed them we will start with the interview of carl "leeds are a team i admire i also like their pies" davey nellis said " i like david healy he likes mince i like dumplings and carl likes gravy" wat a match these 3 are i cant wait til' leeds kick start next season p.s they all like watching tele especially the gherkin channel from 1-3 when "all about jeff milner" is on !!!

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posted Apr 10, 2007

Melzelder - Real Madrid
Elito - Man Utd
Quagliarella - Man Utd
Trezeguat - Liverpool
Gonzalez - Real Betis
Hyppia - Newcastle
Crouch Stay at Liverpool

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posted Apr 10, 2007

hyppia to newcastle why would we want hyypia for one he is crap and for two we are getting the great khali

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posted Apr 10, 2007

davey nellis and carl price must reunite LMA

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posted Apr 10, 2007

New transfer rumours:

Newcastle Utd have revealed their interest in out-of-favour Liverpool defender Sami Hyypia. The Toon are well-known to be searching for quality defenders after yet another shambolic season at the back.

Arsenal midfielfer Mathieu Flamini is reported to be a transfer target for Tottenham after he revealed he would like to leave Arsenal in order to play regular first team football. Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp is also monitoring the situation.

Everton have earmarked Newcastle winger James Milner as a potential summer target. It is believed a bid of around 8 million pounds would tempt the Geordies to sell.

Manchester United have made a new enquiry into the availability of Tottenham star Dimitar Berbatov.

Jermaine Defoe is reportedly a target of Newcastle United.

Chelsea's Wayne Bridge is reportedly becoming increasingly frustrated at playing second fiddle to Ashley Cole at Stamford Bridge and reports suggest he may consider a summer move. Arsenal, Everton, Tottenham, Newcastle and West Ham are said to be interested in the England international.

Newcastle forward Obafemi Martins wants to leave St.James' Park in the summer. It is said that he wants to play on a bigger stage and would favour a move back to Italy.

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez will allow Kop legend Robbie Fowler to leave in the summer. Sunderland boss Roy Keane is reported to be interested in his signature.

Newcastle midfielder Scott Parker hs rubbished suggestions that he wants a move back down south. West Ham and Tottenham are reported to be interested in bringing the player back to London.

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posted Apr 10, 2007

WWE FC will win the prem well. The Great Khali will lift the trophy. John Cena will score 2112237757587858999099998765432567889998653211 goals in one season. Batista will get 2112237757587858999099998765432567889998653211 assits (thats every goal john Cena scored!!!!)

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posted Jan 7, 2008

Neil Harvey of Retford United who was rumoured to go on trial with Sheffield United last season before the change of manager, has found himself in a good position as a result of an administrative error means leaving him out of contract, with 25 goals to his name for the season so far several teams are showing interest.

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