posted Jan 23, 2007

My 3rd cousin's exwife has a personal trainer whose Avon lady was having coffee in a London hotel yesterday....whilst there, she neither heard nor encountered anything unusual.So it is completely unconnected that a Spurs official was slightly hurt yesterday when remark was made about the cut of his suit.....

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posted Jan 25, 2007

Newcastle FC will be selling absolutely all of there players because they have spiralling debts and they have resortred to this because the can't get anybody to watch their miserable team lose every game.

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posted Jan 29, 2007

Chelsea Shocker: My mates cousin's ex-wife has a gardner whose an illegal from the Ivory Coast.Whilst he was trimming conifers yesterday he heard neighbours Didier Drogba and his wife having a domestic about an approach by Torquay to take Drogba to the English Riviera on loan.Mrs Drogba hopes the coastal scene there will rival Marseille.Leeds United are standing by awaiting developments

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posted Jan 29, 2007

Raul is set to join wolves on a months loan. .

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posted Jan 29, 2007

My mates mum's third husband has a sister who works with someone who used to run a small lighting business with Malcolm Christie's uncle.

He says he knows of someone who was speaking to Michael Ricketts cousin and was told that Erland Johnson is preparing to come out of retirement to return to playing in centtral defence for Chelsea, as he reckons he is 'Better than Cannavaro'.

All of this is from a reliable source.

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posted Jan 30, 2007

Hi

Cannavaro will never join chelsea. But i can say that Owen Hargreaves is on his way here for about 89 Million Yen. Dion Dublin is also having his medical today and will sign for a portion of chips from norwich.

The special one

P.S Ferguson (alex) is my best mate!

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posted Jan 30, 2007

Rumour has it that the long awaited trial of Marcus "Poopster" Cooper with Newcastle United has been Postponed indefinately due to an alleged assault on a young boy on Saturday night in his home town of Blyth, Northumberland. Nobody has heard from the Poopster which gives reason to believe that these allegations are of a very serious nature

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posted Jan 30, 2007

I am actually priviledged to class the poopster a close friend. Unfortunately i wasnt present when the incident took place although i do hear that 'something bad' happened. Perhaps Glenn Roeder will forgive Mark and still allow the deal to go through His current club. We've thought for a long time that he suffers from small person syndrome (similar to Craig Bellamy)

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posted Jan 30, 2007

This may well be true AndyBNUFC. However You must ask yourself one question and one question only. Deal or no Deal?

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