posted Jan 18, 2007

Close sources tell me that west ham could put in a cut price £25 million bid for shevchenco. They will also try and capture the loan signing of Bouhlarouz.

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posted Jan 18, 2007

Mark Wallace of Rotherham United has tied the knot with Kells Bells at a ceremony in Watford. Players are concerned he is spending too much time with Kells Bells than on the training ground. Will this mean a quick exit for the young lad?

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posted Jan 18, 2007

People have been complaining in the changing rooms at Watfords Ground saying that they here deep breathing coming from the lockers. Police were called in and found Sam Thompson cramed in one of the lockers directly opposite the showers. Thompson has been asked to explain his actions to the players.

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posted Jan 18, 2007

Larry pearce is linked with a move to Barcelona for 33M from Luton Town and will join next week

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posted Jan 18, 2007

Keval Thanki, famous for his uni-brow has joined West Ham from Delhi FC for a fee of 29 Rupees. He is said to be 'Very Happy'.

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posted Jan 18, 2007

nice mix of contempt and humour..although the funniest thing is posters posting "real rumours" i think they have missed the point x

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posted Jan 20, 2007

i heard that fulham r in the market for a couple of wingers, routledge will join for £2.75 million and one certain jerome thomas from charlton for £1.5 million, i've been told that if it doesnt go thru in jan then it certainly will in the summer... watch this space

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