posted Jan 30, 2007

Ollie
what do you prefer?

GINSTERS cornish pasty or a GREGGS cornish pasty?

quite partial to a sausage and baked bean melt myself ever had one?

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posted Jan 30, 2007

Mr Holloway...

As you recently turned me down for a trial at Plymouth, even though I offered to accept'pay as you play' terms, I have a new proposition for you.

Why don't you let me train with you for a while and then i'll play for free for a month. If after this time you are impressed, then we can discuss a contract.

How does this sound?

PS.

I'll bring my Mackrel suit and will act as your mascot on matchdays untill such time as I break into the first team?

PPS.

I am a lifelong Plymouth fan!

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posted Jan 30, 2007

Ollie..

a question oft debated between myself and fellow (straight) football postees on here...

would you be gay for the right price..??

(no offence meant to persons of differing sexualities..)

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posted Jan 31, 2007

Mr Holloway...

Is it true that girth is more important than length?

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posted Jan 31, 2007

Is it true that a former liverpool 'goalkeeper' of zimbabwean origin is being lined up to present Bruce's Price is right?

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posted Feb 1, 2007

Ollie mentioned the other day while being interviewed he was going to have a dance off with the soccer am crew - when will this happen, and will he be showing us his moves ?

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posted Feb 1, 2007

will u manage man united when SAF leaves?

please dont

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posted Feb 4, 2007

Hi Ollie!

My mate says that it burns when he pees. I'm clueless as to how to help him, do you have any advice?

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posted Feb 12, 2007

Tell him to stop peeing

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posted Feb 20, 2007

Ollie...

before you were a married man, as a young man "about town" what did you do to prevent yourself from impregnating young ladies?

were you an "up the b*m no babies" sort of bloke or did you prefer to wear a sheath on your john-thomas..??

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