posted Aug 11, 2007

According to Rafa Gerrard will be playing a lot more in central midfield this season.

If Carrick and Hargreaves have good starts to the season, it may be time up with England for the contract rebel Lampard

Great, great goal from Gerrard against the Villa!

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posted Aug 14, 2007

Yeah, and another anonymous performance for Frank 'The Invisible Man Lampard.

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posted Aug 14, 2007

Here's a name to worry about for on-the-decline Frank Lampard. No, not Gerrard. Not Hargreaves either. They are rivals to concern him while sitting on the England bench. No, the name to send shivers down the neck of Mr L is one Florent Malouda. Exciting, talented, forward-thinking, pacey, skillful and strong; and inclined to break late into the box to get on the end of chances - as he did against Birmingham. Looks like Frank is set to play a deeper role this season, with less glory-seeking shots and assists. Let's see how he copes. Anon on Sat, despite Chelsea playing a full part in a five-goal thriller. Taxi for Frank...

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posted Aug 29, 2007

Did anyonelse see Lampards shorts slip up the crack of his magnificent ass when playing for England against the Hun.

Esquisite!!!

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posted Aug 30, 2007

<squirms>

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posted Sep 14, 2007

http://sport.pipex.com/pipex/story/0,17019,8835_2726328,00.html

Poor chelsea logic.

In two high pressure games the England have started to perform with balance and fluidity. Suprise suprise Frank Lampard didn't play in either of these two games.

It appears that the penny at last has dropped and Frank will be warming his ample buttocks on the bench

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posted Sep 14, 2007

I don't think we should be posting this stuff about Lampard. Chelsea Logic might well go over the edge. We haven't seen him for a while, maybe he's turned to hurting himself to block out England recent performances without Fat Frank.

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posted Sep 16, 2007

Poor chelsea logic.

In two high pressure games the England have started to perform with balance and fluidity. Suprise suprise Frank Lampard didn't play in either of these two games.

It appears that the penny at last has dropped and Frank will be warming his ample buttocks on the bench ok
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Looks like they're going to have to build a new, twice-as-wide bench out of reinforced concrete to contain said buttocks

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posted Oct 11, 2007

Let's see: Jose gone, Frank on the way in January and out of the England team to be replaced by Gerrard, Drogba in a 'come and get me' plea to top European teams. Now Logic, who was right and who was wrong?

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posted Oct 12, 2007

Logic has ran off.

His arguements in tatters, reality has given him a swift kick to the gonads.

You were wrong logic, horribly horribly wrong.

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