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Media masters of self-delusion

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A veteran Fleet Street journalist recently told me how he had been sacked as a pundit on a boxing show because, in the words of the show’s producer, he was “too old school”.

Old school in that he told it like it was rather than indulging in doublespeak and puffing up ordinary fighters to be better than he knew them to be.

This wilful disregard for the facts permeates the coverage of English sport, as anyone who has followed the career of Tim Henman will attest to.

And the same people who told us England’s “Golden Generation” was going to win the football World Cup were keen to peddle us the far-fetched line that Andrew Flintoff and Co were going to compete with Australia on their home patch.

Never mind that England thought the right way to prepare for the most eagerly-anticipated series of all time was with a couple of hit-and-giggle warm-up games.

Never mind that they were missing arguably their best fast bowler in Simon Jones and that Steve Harmison has managed a handful of world-class spells in the past two years.

No matter that Matthew Hoggard, despite his seven-for at Adelaide, is primarily an ‘English’ bowler and not suited to Australian tracks or that Flintoff has a gammy ankle and is clearly unable to bowl at full tilt.

Ignore the fact that the England skipper came into the series woefully undercooked with the bat, meaning that, with the hapless Geraint Jones coming in after him, England’s tail has effectively been starting at six.

Then there’s poor old Monty Panesar, a very good left-arm spinner invested with mystical powers by the nation’s press, many of whom conveniently forgot that finger spinners never take too many wickets Down Under.

In truth, England began loosening their grip on the Ashes urn, and perhaps reality, when they allowed themselves to be sucked into the orgy of overblown celebration that followed their 2005 Ashes success.

They had, lest we forget, won one series, and while England’s players indulged themselves, Australia began cutting away the dead wood and planning for revenge.

Out went Simon Katich and in came Michael Hussey, a man who averaged more than 70 in 11 Tests coming into this series and takes a water cannon to shift.

And out went Jason Gillespie, replaced by Stuart Clark, “a poor man’s Glenn McGrath” who took 16 wickets at a little over 17 in the recent series in South Africa.

It’s a bitter truth for many fans to swallow, but Australia will beat England nine series out of 10, which is exactly what they have done over the past 20 years, because they almost always have better players.

Blaming Ashley Giles and Duncan Fletcher for the ills of English cricket only masks a depressing reality, namely that English cricket has been consistently mediocre for the last 50 years.

Remember those English greats Botham, Gooch, Gower and Gatting? So do I, because they used to get flogged every other year by the West Indies in the 1980s.

And just as England trod water then and waited for the West Indies to fade, so they are doing again - waiting, waiting for the mighty pillars of Australia’s empire, their “Dad’s Army”, the Warnes, the McGraths, the Gilchrists, to crumble rather than setting about the task of building an empire of their own.

We are talking about an English system that hasn’t produced a consistently great bowler, pace or spin, in more than 25 years.

The English system has produced fewer top-class batsmen in the last quarter of a century than Australia have in their current line-up.

Australia were mediocre once – even England used to beat them - and they decided to do something about it.

While members of the English media, the BBC included, and many England fans continue to blame everything on Giles, Jones and Fletcher, so they ignore the deep-rooted problems in our game.

Just as those who told us that Sven-Goran Eriksson squandered our “Golden Generation” in Germany ignored the fact that, sorry to say, England’s footballers were similarly second-rate.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

Tres is over the hill, England have a good side IF only they didn't crumble under pressure, the Adelaide test was a classic of Australian brilliance, Never Say Die

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posted Dec 20, 2006

If Trescothick doesn't make it back, can Flintoff open in one-dayers, in the Afridi role?? That would be amusing.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

"If Trescothick doesn't make it back, can Flintoff open in one-dayers, in the Afridi role?? That would be amusing. "

its an idea innit.
He seems a big sluggish at the start of innings, so maybe no 3 would be better so he is not up against the completely new ball.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

My reasoning is: 1. Flintoff makes the one-day side on his bowling alone, so runs are basically a bonus, 2. England don't get off to fast enough starts, 3. Flintoff is more comfortable against pace than spin, 4.Flintoff can hit a cricket ball an awfully long way.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

"Sadly for him it looks like time for him to move over for a younger man"

He's only 31! Hussey is staring his test career at 31!
Although I admit Tres obviously seems battle weary... but I dont think you can say age itself is a factor. Obviously his frailties could be.
I would say it is maybe unlikely he will be back. But Thorpe had problems but still came back to contribute in a big way.
As I said we do write people off too quickly, for the "grand design for the future" that never arrives. Of course you need to bring in new blood sometimes but we seem to jettison once excellent players too quickly. Sure they may need to spend a period out of the team but I dont think we should rule out a return.

Although I suppose it's easier for Aus to keep their grand old men, as they are such legends.

He is also missed a lot in the one dayers.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

This article is simply an exercise in hyperbole.
I agree somewhat with the analysis of our football team. But the rest is tommyrot.
The cricket team is 2nd in the world and missing key players.
Before that a couple of years ago we won 8 straight tests and then beat the Ozzies. Yes we have played badly, but not as you suggest.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

What went wrong with Trescothick? Did he suffer a mental breakdown as would apppear from reading press reports. If true,and I sincerely hope not, it underscores the problems of English cricket.Reminds one of the French response to German juggernaut in 1940, total capitulation, first mentally then physically.

Flintoff may be a bad captain but as a cricketer he is wonderful,especially as he brought forth a refreshing change to English way of cricket of pad play, plodding and concentrating on so called technique as opposed to run scoring and wicket taking.

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posted Dec 20, 2006

England has produced two superstars in last 25 years. They are:

Ian Botham

Alan Knott

That is all folkes.Gower misses out by just a bit. Boycott and Gooch, no way. Just compare Gooch with Greenidge or Gawaskar and see what you have been left with.

And, lo and behold, Boycott the arch plodder is talking about team play. Yes, Boycott, selfish, boring ,petulant childish Boycott.Legendary Yorkshire fast bowler, Fred Trueman wanted Boycott to be banished from yorkshire cricket for,guess what, SELFISH ATTITUDE and DISREGARD FOR TEAM INTERESTS.

Wahe Guru, Wahe Guru.

laugh

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posted Dec 20, 2006

Finally people are being honest instead of beating around the bush. Sajid Mahmood has finally spoke out too. Discrimination/Racism in British sport ? Cheers.......Adrian

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posted Dec 21, 2006

"Discrimination/Racism in British sport ?"

Are you suggesting that Mahmood didn't get a bowl because of racism, rather than the far mor likely explanation that he just isn't good enough (yet)? And shouldn't have been selected.

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