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Has to be the best Westwood'ism i've heard in a while! Makes me giggle like a kid in science, whilst watching the sex ed video!

Sex is no laughin matter though, as they used to say in my personal studies group , how wrong they were, its hilarious probably one of the most curious things to do with your body next to dancing and next week 1Xtra along with big sis Radio 1 are gonna me going mad for it.

Bare All kicks off Monday morning 8am with Jasin & Iyare on 1Xtra with the results of the biggest youth sex survey ever! Did you take part? Have you had sex? Thinking about having sex? Got a question of a sexual nature? Yes to any of the above? Then Bare All is right up your street.

What was your first time like? The funniest sexual myth you ever heard? How did you find out abotu sex? I wanna know, holla at your girl and like Salt n Pepa say 'Lets talk about sex baby!'

Get a more info on whats happening in each daytime show next week at www.bbc.co.uk/radio1...

we're all friends hear so im just gonna be open with y'all. my first was in a nightclub, we were drunk and all over each other, one thing led to another and we ended up in the fire exit thing. it was nice and i wouldnt change a thing.

sexual myth hmmm...i heard about this guy who took a fat chick back to his place, nailed her up the back passage, woke up next morn peeled back his foreskin and there was a baked bean underneath.

well u asked!

best myth.(although it could well be true)

This girl who went to collage with a mate of mine(the only way a myth could start) had her boyfriend over to stay because her parents were away. they ended up in her parents bed and had some bum fun, her first time. anyways his beating the back end out of her, shoots his bolt and pulls out. she ishts herself all over the bed.
they make an attempt to clean the mess. when the parents return they notice somthing on the bed so she blames it on the dog. they live on sort of a farm, well semi rural anyway. the dad grabs the dog, picks up his shotgun and shoots the dog.

who said bumfun cant kill.

When I was young (about 23) someone told me that your penis is like a rubber, everytime you use it, it gets smaller

did you see Kath and Kim last night where she was trying to get pregnant and so was standing on her head for 10 minutes after sex

i heard if you want a baby boy, the guy should be on top.

if you want a baby girl, the girl should be on top.

and you what position to do if you want puppies

Thats right the stork brings them!!!

I heard a similar story to Dubz. After a night of back door antics a guy woke up the next morning with the most excruciating pain. When he urinated it was fire, his little soldier was swollen, and he thought he got burnt by the gonorrhea. He went to the doctor. barely holding back his tears, and the doctor ran tests on him to no avail. Then the doctor started probing around, and wouldn't know, out plopped a Jalepeno seed. Ouch!

Oh good gosh arent they hot to the touch?
Dam i dunno who i feel more embaressed for
However my advice to the ladies in both these situations would be, chew your food!

Westwood saying "Strap it up before you slap it up" is my text message tone lol
I get strange looks everytime i get a text